I hate that....I really hate that....

[ramblingboy42]

I was in a lift the other day , just myself and a woman.

Someone farted.....a sneeker.....and it wasn't me.

It was pretty bad and the woman looked me up and down with utter disgust as if it was me who farted.

I really wanted to say something quite vile , but I was holding my breath.

****ing bitch......

[Ausfree]

Maybe you should have said..


"How Wude"!!!!!:p

[bob10]

Attack being the best form of defence, you should have let go with a ripper & asked her if she wanted to play Dutch ovens.

[V8Ian]

:Rolling::Rolling::Rolling: That reminds me of an incident back when I was a young bloke driving a body truck. I used to deliver paper to offices and printers etc.. I would alternate with the other driver, doing The City and northside one day and southside the other. If the City was particularly busy, we would do it together before separating to complete our respective runs. This day we were doing the City together. We both had full barrows to go to an upper floor of a high rise office block. The lift was at capacity and when we left, on about the twentieth floor, Housey doubled over laughing. He explained that he had 'dropped one' as the lift stopped, it would become very apparent after we had decamped and everyone would be looking at each other suspiciously. :D
On completion of the delivery we caught the same empty lift back down. The putrid stench almost knocked me out. :o Housey doubled over laughing again.

[Tank]

That's like when you get a Floater (Nugget that doesn't sink) after flushing and there's nothing to push it down past the bend AND there is someone waiting at the door for you to vacate, NOT ME honest! Regards Frank.

[V8Ian]

Attack being the best form of defence, you should have let go with a ripper & asked her if she wanted to play Dutch ovens.

You're all class,Bob.:p

[460cixy]

I drop sneaky petes all the time or a good old crop dusting.

[Gerokent]

Where's that dog to blame when you need it ?

[Eevo]

Where's that dog to blame when you need it ?

barking kangaroo

[Ausfree]

Where's that dog to blame when you need it ?

You just reminded me of a miniature poodle called Peppy, we had many,many years ago. He used to drop real stinkers and we all look at him and say "Peppy, you stink, pooooo" and he would put his tail between his legs and slink out the door.:)

[Ausfree]

Hey, did you hear about the staff member at Burger King who got the sack??

He dropped a Whopper behind the counter...........(I'll go now)

[korg20000bc]

I was in a lift the other day , just myself and a woman.

Someone farted.....a sneeker.....and it wasn't me.

It was pretty bad and the woman looked me up and down with utter disgust as if it was me who farted.

I really wanted to say something quite vile , but I was holding my breath.

****ing bitch......
Mary J Rottencrotch.

[Bearman]

Attack being the best form of defence, you should have let go with a ripper & asked her if she wanted to play Dutch ovens.

Yep, attack is the best defence apparently. A old mate of mine Tom, appropriately called "Tommy the farter" used to tell me about his favourite trick at Woolies. This bloke could fart at will, no kidding. Anyhow, what he used to do was wait until he spotted a high class lady in one of the aisles, drop a sneaker and as soon as he could see she smelt it would say " Oh you dirty bitch" Used to stump them apparently.

[bob10]

You're all class,Bob.:p

Don't try it after eating curry.