What's on for tomorrow?

[Scouse]

No work for the last 2 years, the Range Rover wants more money throwing at it, nagging wife. I think I might jump tomorrow. There's a couple of places nearby that get used quite often.

You might hear from me tomorrow night, you might not.

[LandyAndy]

Well thats one way of drawing attention to oneself.
Andrew

[loanrangie]

And still 4 months til April.

[LandyAndy]

Scott,I HOPE the post was in jest.
R U OK????
I hope so.
Andrew

[Disco Muppet]

X2 what Andrew said.
I know when I've had personal issues and turned to the users here I was amazed at the responses I got.
There are some truly amazing people on here, people who are happy to help in any way they can, from a quick phone call to a chat in person, or just a supportive word.


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[bob10]

No work for the last 2 years, the Range Rover wants more money throwing at it, nagging wife. I think I might jump tomorrow. There's a couple of places nearby that get used quite often.

You might hear from me tomorrow night, you might not.

Any one close enough to knock on the door tonight? A bottle of Tullamore dew single malt, and three glasses, could help. Sleep on it Scouse, everything always looks brighter at dawn.

[Sitec]

Any one close enough to knock on the door tonight? A bottle of Tullamore dew single malt, and three glasses, could help. Sleep on it Scouse, everything always looks brighter at dawn.

Hope so. If I was close enough, I'd be mobile already!

[rangieman]

Mate i know men dont show emotion`s but hey its ok to do so ;)
Trust me there are a lot that dont say anything and i have been one :cool:
We are here for you mate anytime:cool:

[Scouse]

Well, despite several attempts to talk me out of it, including the Police at midnight :eek: , I went and jumped.

It was great. My stomach turning as I jumped & spun around, the wind rushing through my hair (both of them) & the ground coming up faster & faster.
I forgot all of my troubles - I forgot I was a 'stay at home Dad', I forgot the Rangie was going so well it was due for another service & I forgot about the wife nagging me for sex all the time.

I reckon skydiving is fantastic & a way to make your 50th birthday unforgettable !!
:):)




Apologies to those you thought this was about something else altogether & thanks to those who cared enough to get in touch.

[p38arover]

I forgot about the wife nagging me for sex all the time.

Do you need me to come over and help out?

[Mick_Marsh]

Happy birthday Scott.

I think Scott would be far happier with just his wife, Ron. I don't think he needs anyone else.

[Disco Muppet]

Jeez, I know you blokes are mates but....

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[loanrangie]

Man you did have us going there for a minute.

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[Scouse]

Jeez, I know you blokes are mates but....

Hey, who told you that :twisted:?

[p38arover]

Jeez, I know you blokes are mates but....

I was only going to tell her to leave my mate alone and to stop nagging him. :angel:

[Sitec]

wife nagging me for sex all the time.

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Lucky bugger!!! ;)

[dullbird]

Sky dive needs to be done by everyone at least once. The rush is unbelievable and has to be experienced as i don't think you can adequately describe it. Hope you had a good birthday Scott maybe we can catch up for a pie on the weekend. Especially as it closes next week i think :)

[bob10]

Sorry, I fail to see the humour in your little charade. I have had the experience of dealing with suicide attempts, If the Police did visit at midnight, hopefully you were given a stern lecture. Leave the comedy to the professionals.

[Mick_Marsh]

Sky dive needs to be done by everyone at least once
If, at first, you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you.

[The ho har's]

Sorry, I fail to see the humour in your little charade. I have had the experience of dealing with suicide attempts, If the Police did visit at midnight, hopefully you were given a stern lecture. Leave the comedy to the professionals.

Bob shut up!!

[Scouse]

Sorry, I fail to see the humour in your little charade. I have had the experience of dealing with suicide attempts, If the Police did visit at midnight, hopefully you were given a stern lecture. Leave the comedy to the professionals.No lecture Bob, they were the first to say Happy Birthday though at 12.05. I'm not too sure they get to say Happy Birthday too often to a 50yo in boxer shorts.

I'm sorry you took it the wrong way however everything I said in my original post was the truth.

I haven't had paid employment since July 2013.
The Range Rover needs a service.
Don't all wives' nag?
There's 2 skydiving centres near me - one 10min away, the other 30min away.
I didn't make the booking until the day before.
If the parachute fails to open, you won't hear from me again.

All true Bob.

[p38arover]

Sky dive needs to be done by everyone at least once.

After my three detached retinas, my eye specialist has banned skydiving and bungee jumping for me.

[p38arover]

they were the first to say Happy Birthday though at 12.05.

:D

I think I was second.

[bob10]

No lecture Bob, they were the first to say Happy Birthday though at 12.05. I'm not too sure they get to say Happy Birthday too often to a 50yo in boxer shorts.

I'm sorry you took it the wrong way however everything I said in my original post was the truth.

I haven't had a paid employment since July 2013.
The Range Rover needs a service.
Don't all wives' nag?
There's 2 skydiving centres near me - one 10min away, the other 30min away.
I didn't make the booking until the day before.
If the parachute fails to open, you won't hear from me again.

All true Bob.

I can see the humour if you restricted it to your close friends. But you didn't. Never mind, to each his own, I hope you had a happy birthday.

[Scouse]

After my three detached retinas, my eye specialist has banned skydiving and bungee jumping for me.You can still do the skydiving part Ron, just delete the parachute option to avoid damaging your eyes from the jolt.

[LandyAndy]

I can see the humour if you restricted it to your close friends. But you didn't. Never mind, to each his own, I hope you had a happy birthday.

Im with you Bob.
What you dont know is we were also concerned on the moderating team.
So much so phonecalls were made which wernt answered,despite Scott showing as online.
In the end we got the police to do a welfare check,Thanks Ron it had to be done at the time.
No Sorry team,thanks for looking out for me and the family.:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::ma d::mad:
Andrew

[dullbird]

Andrew you don't check on peoples welfare to get a thanks!!!

Im sure there was enough embarrassment from the whole situation.

So how about we don't harp on about it out here hey.

[mikehzz]

Happy birthday Scott. I'm very concerned about your wife's nagging for sex....yes I had the same problem. :D I found the following 43 bible quotes on nagging wives to be a great help. Whenever she would start, I would say, "let's read this instead"....

What Does the Bible Say About Wives Nagging? (http://www.openbible.info/topics/wives_nagging)

She doesn't bother me much now.

[Boxhead63]

Happy belated Birthday Scott. 'Twas a little concerning however, a bloke like you couldn't be so mean or be so cruel to your loved ones. On a personal note; over the years i have been in some dark places and had a bit of a struggle but one thing keeps me going- knowing that things change around the corner, or, tomorrows a better day.
Please ensure the world that you will always wear that parachute!

All the best Rob

[Ausfree]

Wow, this Thread was certainly all over the place. Although I don't agree with the idea of the Thread and the concern it caused, I can see the humour.:D

Happy birthday Scott!!:D:D

[Sitec]

Having also dealt with it, I too was concerned. Lump in throat moment, and 3 messages instantly dispatched the min I read the first post. Had I been within a few hours reach I'd have been mobile too! Can see the funny side now, but it was far from funny that night.