Apt AULRO Thoughts for the day

[VladTepes]

THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY



Never take life seriously.


Nobody gets out alive anyway.


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An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.


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The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.


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Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;

teach that person to use the Internet and they won't

bother you for weeks.


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Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars


but a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?


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How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire,


but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

[DiscoTDI]

That last one is way too accurate style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[fernockulated]

.see below :?

[DEFENDERZOOK]

<span style="color:green">how do you know if youve even started.....?</span>

[hiline]

[quote=DEFENDERZOOK]<span style="color:green">how do you know if youve even started.....?</span>

once you finish style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif :wink: :wink:

at least then you know you started sometime 8O :wink:

[DEFENDERZOOK]

<span style="color:blue">but we just worked out that you dont know if youve finished....



aahhhh......



look.......!!!!!


if you have nothing to do.......

then dont do it here....!!!!</span>

[hiline]

i always have something to do on here style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Knight]

Morning guys,

My Thought for the Day..............




<span style="color:blue">When you feel that nobody loves you, Nobody cares for you, And everyone is ignoring you, You should start asking yourself........</span>



















[b][size=18]<span style="color:red">Am I TOO sexy? </span>

:twisted:

Cheers
Knight :wink:

[Ace]

I agree that last one is way to true. Matt

[disco95]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>I agree that last one is way to true. Matt[/b][/quote]

What :?: :?: :?:
I'm too sexy :?: :?: :?:

[WOLLAPIT85]

Originally posted by VladTepes
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.


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Geez Toolangi must be a cemetery......