Whipped - New Magazine for the married man

[FenianEel]

A few lads on this forum could use this (no names mentioned)

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https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

[DEFENDERZOOK]

<span style="color:blue">even i dont sell that one.....



looks to be a good seller though..... </span> 8O

<span style="color:green">errrr....according to the missus...</span>

[Tyrepower]

I heard Playboy were bringing out a magazine for married men as well.




It has the same girl as the centrefold every month............... https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

[FenianEel]

[quote=DEFENDERZOOK]<span style="color:blue">even i dont sell that one.....



looks to be a good seller though..... </span> 8O

<span style="color:green">errrr....according to the missus...</span>

I'm sure it'd be your biggest seller ZOOK - forget FHM, Mens health and that trash https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

[incisor]

Originally posted by Tyrepower
It has the same girl as the centrefold every month............... https://www.aulro.com/afvb/
bless their little hearts

[gruntfuttock]

Originally posted by Tyrepower
I heard Playboy were bringing out a magazine for married men as well.




It has the same girl as the centrefold every month............... https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

I thought they alread had started back in 1940 https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

[Tyrepower]

Originally posted by gruntfuttock+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(gruntfuttock)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Tyrepower
I heard Playboy were bringing out a magazine for married men as well.

It has the same girl as the centrefold every month............... https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

I thought they alread had started back in 1940 https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ https://www.aulro.com/afvb/[/b][/quote]

Yep, looks like another married man. https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ https://www.aulro.com/afvb/
It's amazing when you think about it.........The more you get to know them, and the longer you live with them, the less they like you to look at them.......
"Is my butt big in this dress" is not a question. What they really mean is "You and I haven't had a fight for a while have we"??? 8O 8O

[sclarke]

And we all need to know the meaning of the words Fine and Whatever.....

To a bloke......

"can you get me a beer love"
she replys.... " yep is a VB ok?"
you reply
"Fine" and thats it....

But if it was a woman asking.....
"can we go to the theatre tonight"
you reply "sorry footy is on"
she replys "FINE"........................ Whooooo your in deep do-do's now...

Then there is "Whatever"
if you hear a "Whatever" you think, cool i get to do what i want. But it means..... If you do that i wont cook, clean or scruff for a month....

And from experiance....
When Xmas comes around... and you ask what she wants and the reply is "Nothing". Then you better not get her nothing, or you wont get "nothing" for a lifetime.....

Simple Ehh..................

[one_iota]

Being an "ex", aka "self-employed", aka "a sole practitioner" it's good to be reminded when thoughts turn to other things that everything comes with a price: in this case slavery. :wink:

[Tyrepower]

And another one, and anyone who is married will attest to this being the truth in a reeeeeal big way.
If a women says "Nothing is wrong".... Something is wrong. If a women says "Something is wrong".... You better believe something is wrong. If a women says "That's not funny" you better not laugh your ass off!!!!
With thanks to Homer Simpson.

[rmp]

Much wisdom in this thread.

There is something worse than "Whatever"

More fearsome than "Fine"

and that is the Banging Of the Doors, the Thumping of the Pots.

You hear that, mate, and you're winching out with a double-line pull.

[Tyrepower]

Originally posted by rmp
Much wisdom in this thread.
There is something worse than "Whatever"
More fearsome than "Fine"
and that is the Banging Of the Doors, the Thumping of the Pots.
You hear that, mate, and you're winching out with a double-line pull.

Followed by that steely silence....................................

[Steinzy]

Originally posted by FenianEel
A few lads on this forum could use this (no names mentioned)

Couldn't we all https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

http://www.aulro.com/albums/album368/married_mens_magazine.jpg

I've already signed up for a month subscription :cry:

[dungarover]

Good one, thank christ I'm single https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

Although I do still live at home so Mum makes up for the nagging factor https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

Trav

[Tyrepower]

Originally posted by aquarangie
Good one, thank christ I'm single https://www.aulro.com/afvb/
Although I do still live at home so Mum makes up for the nagging factor https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ https://www.aulro.com/afvb/
Trav

Whilst we all moan about our lot in life, I would not change it for anything. I would much rather wake up in the morning with the lady than with out.
Which reminds me of another one.
Married men live longer than single men.............they just wish they died sooner........ https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

[dungarover]

Originally posted by Tyrepower
Whilst we all moan about our lot in life, I would not change it for anything. I would much rather wake up in the morning with the lady than with out.
Which reminds me of another one.
Married men live longer than single men.............they just wish they died sooner........ https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

I'm the opposite. I like being on my own I'm a bit of a loner anyway, more money to spend on weekends away plus I can do whatever I wish and not answer to anyone https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

Diffrent strokes for diffrent folks I guess, as long as you are content wih your life is what is important.

Trav

[DiscoTDI]

Originally posted by aquarangie+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(aquarangie)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Tyrepower
Whilst we all moan about our lot in life, I would not change it for anything. I would much rather wake up in the morning with the lady than with out.
Which reminds me of another one.
Married men live longer than single men.............they just wish they died sooner........ https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

I'm the opposite. I like being on my own I'm a bit of a loner anyway, more money to spend on weekends away plus I can do whatever I wish and not answer to anyone https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

Diffrent strokes for diffrent folks I guess, as long as you are content wih your life is what is important.

Trav[/b][/quote]

Damned if you do and damned if you dont https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

[Pedro_The_Swift]

oh ohh,,

Mrs Pedro just read this over my shoulder,,

hang on--,njknj get off me wnb /nnlkio,,
ok,
the next voice you hear will be mrs Pedro,,














was that enough steely silence for everyone?
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