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Dark61
10th May 2017, 07:29 PM
I'm not saying nothing.....

cheers,
D

V8Ian
10th May 2017, 07:54 PM
3/8, 7/16? [bigwhistle]

BathurstTom
10th May 2017, 07:59 PM
I can honestly say that I have never been that excited by a spanner...

Tom.

Bytemrk
10th May 2017, 08:32 PM
I've heard of these chilly mornings being refereed to as spanner weather..... but that is taking it a little far [bighmmm]

V8Ian
10th May 2017, 08:46 PM
I can honestly say that I have never been that excited by a spanner...

Tom. Not even a Whitworth. [bigrolf]

BathurstTom
10th May 2017, 09:42 PM
Not even a Whitworth. [bigrolf]


What's the smallest size Whitworth comes in? [bighmmm]

Tom.

V8Ian
10th May 2017, 09:54 PM
What's the smallest size Whitworth comes in? [bighmmm]

Tom.
1/8 W?

BathurstTom
10th May 2017, 10:01 PM
Bit big, but at least I wouldn't ever need the fire brigade....[bigrolf]

Tom.

Tins
10th May 2017, 10:41 PM
I would bring up the cordless issue, but my wife is a midwife, so....

Fathers who have been present at your kid's births, ignore...

discorevy
10th May 2017, 11:22 PM
A tool put his tool in a tool.........what a fool .

whitey56
11th May 2017, 03:55 AM
Lucky it didn't "Snap" something while it was "On", was "Sid" there polishing his "chrome"dome as well.

deano2469
11th May 2017, 02:44 PM
How else are you gonna tighten up your nutz....sorry. And it's more common than you think.

BathurstTom
11th May 2017, 06:09 PM
How else are you gonna tighten up your nutz....sorry. And it's more common than you think.


Serious???

Tom.

Pedro_The_Swift
11th May 2017, 08:08 PM
you have no idea,,
the missus/nurse tells some horror/hilarious stories,,,

scarry
11th May 2017, 08:20 PM
Looks like we may need an additional SWMS organised for the Techs.

Working with spanners😳😜

spudfan
12th May 2017, 10:28 PM
Reminds me of the bloke who got intimate with the nozzle of a vacuum cleaner. The experience began to take a turn for the worst when he turned on the power.....

bee utey
12th May 2017, 10:55 PM
Reminds me of the bloke who got intimate with the nozzle of a vacuum cleaner. The experience began to take a turn for the worst when he turned on the power.....

Yet the cat had no trouble extracting its tail when child me turned on the vacuum cleaner...

spudfan
12th May 2017, 11:05 PM
Don't know the details but this didn't turn out too well from what I heard.

V8Ian
13th May 2017, 07:15 AM
Don't know the details but this didn't turn out too well from what I heard.
It didn’t, the spanner ended up totally useless. [bigwhistle]

BMKal
13th May 2017, 10:41 AM
You Canna Hand A Man A Granda Spanner Commercial Circa 1960s - YouTube (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AY4upxZ_zOs)

austastar
13th May 2017, 12:09 PM
Hi
I bet it put a hex on his love life!

Cheers

DiscoMick
13th May 2017, 08:00 PM
Makes me wince just thinking about it.

cuppabillytea
13th May 2017, 08:11 PM
Was the spanner a King Dick, as featured on Auto Expert?

If he was a bright old Sparky it might have been BSA.

Roverlord off road spares
14th May 2017, 08:12 PM
A tool put his tool in a tool.........what a fool .
Come on give the fellow a shadow of doubt, he probably had a legit excuse like he tripped and landed on it. I'd believe that, just like I believed the guy who had a golf ball stuck up his anus, his plausible excuse was he was bouncing it up and down in the shower and it bounced up. Accidents do happen you guys just need to think outside the square.[bigrolf] These look like a job for Mythbusters.

BigBlackDog
14th May 2017, 09:05 PM
I hope it wasn't a ratcheting ring spanner, those are expensive, but a little more exciting

scarry
15th May 2017, 09:46 AM
I would have thought some ice or a careful shot of liquid nitrogen would cool things off and sort the issue.[bigwhistle]

I had a mate who was a paramedic.

He has seen heaps of these types of incidents,vacuum cleaners seem to be the favourite tool[bigsad]

BathurstTom
15th May 2017, 11:51 AM
Should be thankful it wasn't vicegrips...

Tom.