Forgot his parachute -darwin award

[Roverlord off road spares]

Apparently he forgot his parachute and jumped narrowly missing the boat dock.

http://boatssociety.com/2016/12/03/man-jumps-129-feet-into-newport-harbor-nearly-hitting-a-boat-dock/2/

[NavyDiver]

Apparently he forgot his parachute and jumped narrowly missing the boat dock.

http://boatssociety.com/2016/12/03/man-jumps-129-feet-into-newport-harbor-nearly-hitting-a-boat-dock/2/

This is not a Darwin award winner. So Close
A couple and child who had set up camp on a dangerous cliff edge prompted a call out by police and the coastguard.


They were found in a tent in an area known for landslips along the Cleveland Way in North Yorkshire on Saturday.


Coastguard rescue officers from Staithes and Whitby were sent and gave "safety advice due to the dangerous location of their tent".





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[RANDLOVER]

They pro'ly should put about a sign about landslips for the more foolhardy/brave.

[austastar]

Nope!
No Way could I get any sleep there.
Other side of the road?
Maybe, with a few extra furlongs.
Cheers

[jonesfam]

But the View!
You must have the view!
:imwithstupid:

[Epic_Dragon]

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The wind would blow it away!

[Roverlord off road spares]

They were probably worried about being ambushed/attacked from behind so pitched the tent there.

[scarry]

Gee, you wouldnt want to stumble out of the tent in the middle of the night for a pee[bighmmm][biggrin]

[ATH]

We were up in Kalbarri some years back at the "Natures Window" look out and over the other side of the river gorge there was couple on a narrow ridge allowing their little boy to run around unrestrained with a huge drop on either side of them.
I couldn't watch and turned away as did others as we all thought of what could happen should that happy little chappy get too near the edge and go over.
Complete and utter idiots.
I just cannot fathom out what's between the ears of so many absolute ****** idiots around these days.
AlanH.

[cripesamighty]

Alan, the opening minute of Brad Upton's standup routine should answer your question! [biggrin] [bigwhistle]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1Zg2S2-heY

[NavyDiver]

I almost put it in Current affair. Seems fair we all get a WOW

The Darwins are out!


Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.


Here is the glorious winner:


1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up inLong Beach , California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.


And now, the honorable mentions:


2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger.. The chef's claim was approved.


3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.


4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies.. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.


5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.


6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15 , which begs the question: If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?


7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly.. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.


8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."


9.. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King inYpsilanti , Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast... The man, frustrated, walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER]


10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street by sucking on a hose, he got much more than he bargained for.. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.


In the interest of bettering mankind, please share these with friends and family....unless of course one of these individuals by chance is a distant relative or long lost friend. In that case, be glad they are distant and hope they remain lost.


Remember
They walk among us, they reproduce.

[350RRC]

Pretty strong representation in that list from a country that has a population that's only 4.25% of the world total. [biggrin]

Maybe they're 'special'.

DL

[V8Ian]

https://youtu.be/l-w-mWhIWEM