Im getting a complex! What will they try to sell me next

[crash]

Well the spam filter has been doing a great job filtering out some e-mails but I have started to get a bit worried about what they will try and sell me next!
First they figure that I can not get it up as they want to sell me the blue pill - which by the way I did not buy.
Since I can not get it up (according to them - because I did not buy any of their previous products) I must be depressed as they started to push the anti depressants.
Since I am now depressed -(because I did not buy the antidepressants) I must be getting fat as now they are trying to sell me diet pills.

So what will they try and sell me next?

[V8Ian]

I've got a bridge for sale. [bigwhistle]

[cuppabillytea]

I've got a bridge for sale. [bigwhistle]
I've got a bigger bridge to sell and you can have it for half the price.
I'll even throw in a complementary fidget spinner and a bottle of Snake oil that cures every ailment. [thumbsupbig]

[Wraithe]

Dont worry about their bridges, I got a truck load of timber, you can build your own bridge...



The world is really stuffed and every one has the answer, but none have an actual solution!

[V8Ian]

My bridge comes with a free block of flats, a Lamborghini and Tasmania. [biggrin]

[ramblingboy42]

please post a map of Tasmania

[discorevy]

They seem to have become rarer since the eighties , lot of maps these days have a Brazilian theme ...apparently

[V8Ian]

please post a map of Tasmania
123876

[crash]

I'll even throw in a complementary fidget spinner [thumbsupbig]
So Now I have ADHD?

[PhilipA]

Here is a sample of mine from the last few days. These are all SPAM. And these are ones that I have just blocked the sender, not where I have been forced to make new rules to delete particular email addresses of sender


From Subject Received Size
Kelli King Project Manager Somebody has been posted your photos 9:59 AM 4 KB
auto-confirm@amazon.com Your Order with Amazon.com 6:33 AM 2 KB
App Store You have a message that will be deleted in 6 days Sun 11:13 PM 6 KB
order-update@amazon.com Amazon.com - Your Cancellation 124-4299512-4844356 Sun 10:58 PM 3 KB
Mazda giveaway We hereby confirm that your email address: was drawn Sun 6:18 PM 13 KB
order-update@amazon.com Amazon.com - Your Cancellation (18-9526-3764) Sun 5:12 PM 3 KB
order-update@amazon.com Amazon.com - Your Cancellation 142-2535448-9682677 Sun 4:38 PM 2 KB
Elspeth Brown Manager For You new messages Sun 2:21 PM 4 KB
order-update@amazon.com Your order 13-4387-554 has been successfully canceled Sun 1:27 PM 3 KB
order-update@amazon.com Amazon.com - Your Cancellation 103-755423-663692 Sun 10:31 AM 3 KB
Automation SkypeNotifier Hi. You have missed e-mails metaphorically Sun 9:38 AM 3 KB
order-update-amazon Amazon - You just canceled order 189-365864-6133888 Sun 7:11 AM 2 KB
order-update@amazon.com Amazon.com - Your Cancellation 116-814376-296312 Sun 7:09 AM 3 KB
Anita Turner Support Fill out your profile to help friends find you. Sun 1:51 AM 4 KB
auto-confirm@amazon.com Your Order with Amazon.com Sun 12:30 AM 2 KB
order-update@amazon.com Amazon.com - Your Cancellation (116-362-6638) Sat 5/27 3 KB
Jacqueline Morris Operator For You new messages Sat 5/27 4 KB
order-update@amazon.com Amazon.com - Your Cancellation 178-567197-9331289 Sat 5/27 3 KB
order-update-amazon Amazon - You just canceled order 135-1215172-957516 Sat 5/27 2 KB
order-update-amazon Amazon - You just canceled order 143-8211234-9767887 Sat 5/27 2 KB
order-update@amazon.com Your order 173-798-265 has been successfully canceled Sat 5/27 3 KB
order-update@amazon.com Amazon.com - Your Cancellation (16-9955-7344) Sat 5/27 3 KB
Apple Support You have a message that will be deleted in 6 days Sat 5/27 6 KB
Apple Support You have unread email that will be deleted in 3 days Sat 5/27 7 KB

[cuppabillytea]

So Now I have ADHD?

Mate, you have conditions you haven't even heard of yet. you're one sick puppy.:Thump:

[cuppabillytea]

Here is a sample of mine from the last few days. These are all SPAM. And these are ones that I have just blocked the sender, not where I have been forced to make new rules to delete particular email addresses of sender

Very similar to Mine.

Its like shovelling effluent up hill.

[Chops]

Well the spam filter has been doing a great job filtering out some e-mails but I have started to get a bit worried about what they will try and sell me next!
First they figure that I can not get it up as they want to sell me the blue pill - which by the way I did not buy.
Since I can not get it up (according to them - because I did not buy any of their previous products) I must be depressed as they started to push the anti depressants.
Since I am now depressed -(because I did not buy the antidepressants) I must be getting fat as now they are trying to sell me diet pills.

So what will they try and sell me next?

I just want a to know how "you" know it's a Blue Pill [bigwhistle]

[V8Ian]

They seem to have become rarer since the eighties , lot of maps these days have a Brazilian theme ...apparently
And you know how?
Done a survey, have you?

[jonesfam]

Now they know you don't need a "Blue Pill" & that you are pretty happy they will now try to sell you ..............

Russian Girls!!

Apparently they gorgeous & all Looking for Love.

Best of luck.

Jonesfam

[crash]

Mate, you have conditions you haven't even heard of yet. you're one sick puppy.:Thump:
Unfortunately you are not the first to say that!

[crash]

Now they know you don't need a "Blue Pill" & that you are pretty happy they will now try to sell you ..............

Russian Girls!!

Apparently they gorgeous & all Looking for Love.

Best of luck.

Jonesfam
You are onto something there!
I can not afford their air fares, so that is why they are trying to sell me the pills, which I have not been buying which has lead to my depression resulting in my weight gain.

[cuppabillytea]

And you know how?
Done a survey, have you?

I have. I've done the mandatory 500 plus a control sample of a further 500 Maps of Tasmania including Charts of the waters out to 200 NM.
The bonus is: I now know where all the best Abalone are. [thumbsupbig]

[V8Ian]

I have. I've done the mandatory 500 plus a control sample of a further 500 Maps of Tasmania including Charts of the waters out to 200 NM.
The bonus is: I now know where all the best Abalone are. [thumbsupbig]
Next, the taste test.

[Tins]

What is a "best abalone" apart from expensive and disgusting? Seriously, if you want something disgusting, in a shell, I know a couple of fish and chip shops that will oblige..... for a fee. Not your true abalone, you understand, more your oysterlone, know what I mean, but would you know?

The same people will call flathead the rats of the sea. I ask you.....

[cuppabillytea]

Next, the taste test.

I was just a short way into the taste test when a dodgy Abalone gave me the most horrendous dose of Tonsillitis. On Doctors orders I may no longer taste Abalone, so I have to outsource this part of the project.


What is a "best abalone" apart from expensive and disgusting? Seriously, if you want something disgusting, in a shell, I know a couple of fish and chip shops that will oblige..... for a fee. Not your true abalone, you understand, more your oysterlone, know what I mean, but would you know?

The same people will call flathead the rats of the sea. I ask you.....

Tasmania has the biggest and the tastiest Abalone in the world. Countries to our near North are farming Abalone. These are small, rubbery and not very tasty at all. That is most likely what you've been dished up in the Fish and Chip Shop.
I'm sure Flathead, Hammerhead, Loggerhead, Lumberjackhead, Shovelhead etc, are all fine, even Leatherjacket, if that's your bent, but you shouldn't show your hand until you've sampled the delights of Tasmania.

[DiscoMick]

Now they know you don't need a "Blue Pill" & that you are pretty happy they will now try to sell you ..............

Russian Girls!!

Apparently they gorgeous & all Looking for Love.

Best of luck.

Jonesfam
I seem to attract the Chinese dating sites. This is a worry. Maybe it's because my nephew's wife is Chinese.
If I wanted an Asian woman there are plenty nearby, but I'm not interested.
I wish the nerds trying to predict my interests would just buzz off.

[cuppabillytea]

I seem to attract the Chinese dating sites. This is a worry. Maybe it's because my nephew's wife is Chinese.
If I wanted an Asian woman there are plenty nearby, but I'm not interested.

Yeh right. [bigwhistle]

[DiscoMick]

I don't even watch If You Are The One.