If I were King or Queen - I would.....

[strangy]

Prompted by the Australian Monarchs thread.

What would you decree if you were King or Queen of your own land?

[V8Ian]

Oh dear, so many opportunities to get myself in trouble with so many people. [bigwhistle]

[strangy]

Oh dear, so many opportunities to get myself in trouble with so many people. [bigwhistle]
I know - right[bigwhistle]

Go for it, you know you want to


Ill start off with my comment on the previous thread.
Id make telemarketing an illegal activity.

If we add each comment/decree like in say a group buy format, at the end we might end up with (dis) functioning laws? for the democratic republic of AULRO

[V8Ian]

OK, firstly........................................... .no, that one's two contentious.
So, secondly,........................................a h, not that one, it's heading for a world of hurt.
How about all traffic and transport enforcement being done on a safety based criteria rather than revenue based.

[jonesfam]

If I was a King (or a Queen for that matter) there would be no Democracy.
A Benevolent Dictatorship sounds much better & would suit my personality.

As for laws?
I would make everyone get a silly hair cut & shoot rockets into the Sea of Japan.

That sounds like fun.

Jonesfam

[austastar]

How about all traffic and transport enforcement being done on a safety based criteria rather than revenue based.

Hi,
WAY too contentious!

Cheers

[p38arover]

I'd decree that I should have a harem (with no one over 30 years old).

[rick130]

I'd decree that I should have a harem (with no one over 30 years old).
Is that gender specific Ron?


😂

[p38arover]

Certainly not male! [bigsmile]

A harem can only consist of females.

[Mick_Marsh]

Certainly not male! [bigsmile]

Hermaphrodites and gender neutrals?

[Mick_Marsh]

Prompted by the Australian Monarchs thread.

What would you decree if you were King or Queen of your own land?

My mate John and I (and whoever joins in) often play this game. We call it "If I was Dictator".

[pop058]

My mate John and I (and whoever joins in) often play this game. We call it "If I was Dictator".

John or Jong ??[bighmmm]

[Toxic_Avenger]

If I were the King, I'd ban clickbait.
You'll never guess what happens next!!!

[Mick_Marsh]

If I were the King, I'd ban clickbait.
You'll never guess what happens next!!!

I love clicking clickbait. Sometimes it crashes the computer.
Lots of fun.

[Pedro_The_Swift]

I'd allow dogs everywhere,,
and all clocks will show ten oclock,, 24 hours a day..

[Mick_Marsh]

I'd allow dogs everywhere,,
and all clocks will show ten oclock,, 24 hours a day..
YouTube - The Goon Show - What Time Is It Eccles -.Flv - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tjHlFPTwVk)

[Andy130]

If I were king I would.....

Create a new state in the left of central Australia and call it the "Nanny state" where the Greens, their supporters, all SJW's and John Howard would be forced to relocate to.

This will leave the rest of us in peace to pursue our lives as we see fit.

You're all welcome :-)

[V8Ian]

I'd allow dogs everywhere,,
and all clocks will show ten oclock,, 24 hours a day..
Could we form a coalition Pedro?
I'll support your first motion.
You support my motion, removing all taxes, government charges, excise and profits from XXXX and Bundaberg rum.
Compromise on your second motion, changing the detail to five o'clock.




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[Pedro_The_Swift]

Dogs everywhere, Tick!
Sorry Ian not my problem if you still have a problem with time..:no2:

as for the excise, seconded.[thumbsupbig]

[V8Ian]

Dogs everywhere, Tick!
Sorry Ian not my problem if you still have a problem with time..:no2:

as for the excise, seconded.[thumbsupbig]
Come on Pedro, even a broken clock is right twice a day.

[Ancient Mariner]

Dogs everywhere, Tick!
Sorry Ian not my problem if you still have a problem with time..:no2:

as for the excise, seconded.[thumbsupbig]
Dogs everwhere great But you are not gunna be happy with the next




















Crush all caravans[biggrin]

[strangy]

All citizens must own two chickens or two ducks at any given time, but not one of each.

[V8Ian]

All citizens must own two chickens or two ducks at any given time, but not one of each.
This household's set up for that already, with spares. [biggrin]

[Dark61]

I'd proclaim a Vanilla Slice as the Australian national pudding - not Pavs or Lamingtons. Yuk.

cheers,

D

[Toxic_Avenger]

Crush all caravans[biggrin]

I'd be happy if the grey gonads all had at least 300HP and were obliged by law to use all of it.
I'll include horse people in the same category.

[Vern]

I'd proclaim a Vanilla Slice as the Australian national pudding - not Pavs or Lamingtons. Yuk.

cheers,

D
Does this include french vanilla?😍

[Dark61]

Any Vanilla will do

[travelrover]

I would mandate the recommencement of Defender production :-)

[DiscoMick]

I would terminate with extreme prejudice students who stick chewing gum under desks, or walk into my room with a finger-spinner.

[strangy]

If I were king I would.....

Create a new state in the left of central Australia and call it the "Nanny state" where the Greens, their supporters, all SJW's and John Howard would be forced to relocate to.

This will leave the rest of us in peace to pursue our lives as we see fit.

You're all welcome :-)
Great, so now my kingdom has to have these lot as its border neighbours?
Some rulers might pursue negotiation to have the "Nanny State" reclassified and henceforth known as the "Sea of Japan"
The kingdom of silly haircuts and rocket firings might find the new "Sea of Japan" more within their rocket range making life a little more interesting?

[DiscoMick]

I'm just wondering why the Greens and John Howard have been put in the same category.

[V8Ian]

I'm just wondering why the Greens and John Howard have been put in the same category.I was thinking, that would be a blissful union.

[Spartacus]

No more foreign buying of housing
2 year mandatory prison if caught burning the flag
Pay freeze and regulation for politicians
End Sunday trading in retail
Registration for pushbikes
Deport those convicted of terrorist activities about 27 klms to the East of Cairns
And a lot more but I am sure that has been enough contention for now

[Andy130]

Great, so now my kingdom has to have these lot as its border neighbours?
Some rulers might pursue negotiation to have the "Nanny State" reclassified and henceforth known as the "Sea of Japan"
The kingdom of silly haircuts and rocket firings might find the new "Sea of Japan" more within their rocket range making life a little more interesting?

Strangy, first.... I will build a great wall - and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me -- and I'll build it very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on your border, and I will build it around the nanny state and I will make the Greens and the SJW's pay for that wall. I'll even make Sarah Hansen Young build it.....Mark my words.

And THEN, once that wall is built...I will pass a decree to reclassify the Nanny State as the new sea of Japan and we will draw up maps for the kingdom of silly haircuts and rocket firings and put labels that say " SEND ROCKETS HERE"

And we will all laugh and tell funny stories, and go camping and 4wding in National parks and shoot guns and do all the things the SJW's told us we were not allowed to do anymore.

[biggrin]

[Toxic_Avenger]

Wouldn't be the first time a nuke went off in that neck of the woods [thumbsupbig]

[DiscoMick]

Will the wall be solar-powered?

[cuppabillytea]

If I was King?

Hmmmmm. I would not be so delusional as to imagine that I could be a benevolent autocrat as that is an absolute contradiction in terms. So I'd have to line quite a few unseemly types up against the wall.
I think It would be safe to make AULRO my Council. That would save me looking too far afield and I've spotted one or two very wise and wonderful minds here.
I would ask that although the Council would have free reign, they should avoid causing squabbles amongst the general populace as I like my peace and quiet.
My first decree would be that no one shall be granted a licence to drive until they can drive a fully laden B Double down a wet clay surface road for a distance of two hundred meters without incident.

[Ancient Mariner]

Have truck speed limiters removed

[V8Ian]

Have truck speed limiters removed
Oh memory lane. [bigwhistle]

[Tins]

If I was King?

Hmmmmm. I would not be so delusional as to imagine that I could be a benevolent autocrat as that is an absolute contradiction in terms. So I'd have to line quite a few unseemly types up against the wall.
I think It would be safe to make AULRO my Council. That would save me looking too far afield and I've spotted one or two very wise and wonderful minds here.
I would ask that although the Council would have free reign, they should avoid causing squabbles amongst the general populace as I like my peace and quiet.
My first decree would be that no one shall be granted a licence to drive until they can drive a fully laden B Double down a wet clay surface road for a distance of two hundred meters without incident.

Your first decree ought to clear the roads a bit...

[Tins]

Certainly not male! [bigsmile]

A harem can only consist of females.

And eunuchs. I nominate ...., no, better not.

[cuppabillytea]

And eunuchs. I nominate ...., no, better not.

That's a job you nominate other blokes for, like the ones who keep pinching your parking spot, or the wife's bum.

[Roverlord off road spares]

I know - right[bigwhistle]

Go for it, you know you want to



Id make telemarketing an illegal activity.


Even better make it a hanging offence. [bigsmile1]Make it also apply to door knockers like 7 Day Bike riders, and those annoying door knockers trying to get you to switch power companies, telephone companies etc.

[Roverlord off road spares]

And eunuchs. I nominate ...., no, better not.
And eunuchs, castrate the lot of them I proclaim that'll teach 'em [bighmmm]:bat:

[DiscoMick]

A harem doesn't have to be about sex, it just means a part of a residence reserved for females. Nomadic societies had a separate tent for females. Men were not allowed in, but were expected to guard the harem from intruders. It made females safer.

[V8Ian]

A harem doesn't have to be about sex, it just means a part of a residence reserved for females. Nomadic societies had a separate tent for females. Men were not allowed in, but were expected to guard the harem from intruders. It made females safer.
Killjoy! :bat:

[cuppabillytea]

A harem doesn't have to be about sex, it just means a part of a residence reserved for females. Nomadic societies had a separate tent for females. Men were not allowed in, but were expected to guard the harem from intruders. It made females safer.

It's a long queue at the wall Mick. You have time to repent.:bat: