Warranty and the NEW Defender

[spudfan]

Maindealer "I'm afraid that is not covered under the warranty, sir"
Customer "But Gerry said that it is a REAL Land rover"
Maindealer "That does not mean that you can turn the garden hose on it to clean out the inside. That would probably explain the flashing lights on the dashboard. As for the carpet....."
Customer "But Gerry said...."

[1nando]

Gerry is incorrect in saying that the new defender is LR's toughest offroad vehicle. That accolade died with the 2016 defender. The new one is of a softer nature better suited to the profeasional individual who likes to get out on the weekend surfing and taking for family on a picnic. Definitely don't take it on any serious off road tracks as its not built for that.
In saying that how do you find the new arse warmers sir?

[DiscoMick]

But the big question is, can I still get 12 bags of goat poo in the back?

[Tins]

But the big question is, can I still get 12 bags of goat poo in the back?

Yes, if you take it out of the bags.

[jimr1]

But the big question is, can I still get 12 bags of goat poo in the back?

No sorry I afraid you can't . but you can get 12 bags of horse **** though !!.. Jim [wink11]

[DiscoMick]

Yes, if you take it out of the bags.
No no, it has to be bagged.

I think being able to carry 12 bags of goat poo should be a design parameter for McGovern and his designers.

Also, will it be able to fit a washing machine and a fridge?

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2017/08/561.jpg

[mike_beecham]

Oh please...


Gerry is incorrect in saying that the new defender is LR's toughest offroad vehicle. That accolade died with the 2016 defender. The new one is of a softer nature better suited to the profeasional individual who likes to get out on the weekend surfing and taking for family on a picnic. Definitely don't take it on any serious off road tracks as its not built for that.
In saying that how do you find the new arse warmers sir?