Another Caption Competition !!!

[Pedro_The_Swift]

As a small thankyou for everyones kind thoughts last week,,
Di and I have a gift for the funniest caption


first the photo----


https://www.aulro.com/afvb/


then the gift---

http://www.aulro.com/albums/album244/IMG_0001_002.sized.jpg

the hat is the usual one size fits all, and the map is the latest from HEMA.

contest runs till 9am saturday the 18th.

All you have to do now is tickle Di's funny bone :wink:

[one_iota]

Is that a challenge or what ?8O

[abaddonxi]

Originally posted by one_iota
Is that a challenge or what ?8O

Has the competition started yet?

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

Simon

[disco95]

Is this where the town bums hang out :?: :?:

[adm333]

My my it was a dull party. Everyone just stood around staring blankly at the cracks on the wall.

[bigbugga]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

If I pucker up like this maybe I can make my cheeks as tight as those ones......











oops soiled myself

[damo]

Here we go,

"Every time we get a chance to travel, he always picks some place at the arse-end of the world!"

Take that with your rice charlie!

[CraigE]

The crew on fraser just waiting to see if the sun does really shine!!

[Coastie]

hoof hearted???

[Farnarkle]

Here we go again - hangin around with a bunch of 4x4 bums

[Farnarkle]

If I'm allowed 2 - here's a second go https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ -

" I was told to turn the other cheek - not TO the other cheek"

[TonyB]

"Enjoy your drinks - Bottoms Up!"

or


"Hmmm I wonder what the pictures are like at the Top Pub"


or


"One more drink & I will crack up too"

[loanrangie]

Doris, why do you always take me to pubs full of arseholes https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

Or ..... is this the arse n all (arsenal) club rooms ?

[TonyB]

"The perfect place for a drink after a Bummer of a day"

[Grizzly_Adams]

"hmmm why doesn't Geoff cook for me dressed like that??"

[fernockulated]

:roll: I thought you said we were going to the "hummer" club :?

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[FenianEel]

"Despite a long meeting, and informative presentation, members were still undecided on the new dress code for AULRO outings."

or.....

Despite the warnings, they went to the party, only to find themselves surrounded by arseholes.

or....

Who are all these arseholes?

[VladTepes]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

As if the appearance of guest speaker, John Howard, wasn't bad enough... no matter which way you turned all you'd see was an arsehole.


OR

Despite the advertising, Pete's strip act proved a great disappointment.

It occured to him later, that perhaps inviting Di's family had been a mistake, too !

[Jojo]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/



..."Happy Hour" down at Pedro's...

[Farnarkle]

Thought you said this was a posh club. These have all got the arse out of their trousers.

[hiline]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

pedro i'm sick and tied bumming around this club :evil: :twisted:

[hiline]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

oh pedro stop making a arse of yourself

[FenianEel]

Jim Richards was right "you're all a pack of arseholes"

[Ace]

"I told you that it was the pub up the road, this one is the the Overlander forum watering hole, look at all the photos of the members" https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

[dullbird]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/



as she thinks to herself i wish he would clear the house of those landrover parts i'm fed up of entertaining in my son's bedroom


dullbird

[dullbird]

as she thinks to her self "what the hell is in this drink"................."i'm sure when i first came in they were pictures of people from around the comunity"

"must make sure i go home with a 6 pack"


dullbird

[FenianEel]

The crowd stood in silence - they knew he was drunk - but seeing if the posters were "scratch & stiff" was just too much.

[VladTepes]

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[crump]

"This school reunion is crap compared to the last one."

[Tyrepower]

[]https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

All I did was swipe the ATM card down the slot like this.... and it disappeared. 8O 8O

[Captain_Rightfoot]

Bloke out of frame on right of photo....

"If I'd known this pub was going to be full of crack addicts I would have stayed home!"

[fernockulated]

:roll: Fraser islands rogues gallery of swedish backpackers in their native costume 8) https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

[FenianEel]

Not technically a Caption, but I still think I'm mildly amusing.........

<span style="color:green">The Craic was mighty,
Much drink was taken,
Then things turned sour
Just on the half hour.
Faces dropped, noses scrunched all round
Twas then they all heard, an uncomfortable sound
Pedro laughed - well he thought it was funny
But that smell wasn't from the posters - nor from the dunny!!!!!</span>

[Yabbie]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

The faster I drink this one, the quicker I can have another one and another then......... maybe I'll be ready for some Strip Karaoke.


Finally the day had come to meet his online lover, He'd hired the limo, rented a tux, brought a box of chocy's .... Shame he forgot to tell her to be ready at 7


I remember the good old days before web cams, when you could watch college girls get undressed in the comfort of their own homes. :twisted:

[Steinzy]

Takes some pretty arsey driving to get to that pub

[dullbird]

as she looks upon the wall worryingly and thinks

"better drink up quick, look at the bloody cracks in the wall, think this place is about to fall down"


dullbird

[FenianEel]

For a surburban house party, it was pretty wild, there was crack everywhere.

[FenianEel]

Pedro had never been to the ghettos, but he knew a crack house when he saw one

[FenianEel]

FREEZE POLICE - NONE OF YOU ASSHOLES MOVE!

[Ace]

The pub was so funny, you could say it was a crack up.

[disco95]

So do we have a winner yet??

[Tyrepower]

Originally posted by Pedro_The_Swift
contest runs till 9am saturday the 18th.

Ahhhhh, not yet...............

[VladTepes]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

The Lions Club had never seen anything like it. While the ladies thought chef was attractive in a 'bum out of the apron' kind of way, there was no chance his sausage would make anyone look twice.



https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

[DEFENDERZOOK]

<span style="color:blue">land rover goes one better than bugger......

BUMMER....!!</span>

[LoadedDisco]

Honey do you still like those photos I took of you 30 years ago, The boys still love them https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

[crump]

"This place is a real dump, look, everyones got the arse outa there pants."

[Pedro_The_Swift]

OK,,,


and the WINNER is,,





envelope please DI----




































Originally posted by Tyrepower
[]http://www.aulro.com/albums/album244/AULRO_funny_foto2.sized.jpg

All I did was swipe the ATM card down the slot like this.... and it disappeared. 8O 8O




Thanks to everyone that entered.

Tyrepower,, PM headed your way :wink:

[disco95]

WOOOOO HOOOO :!: :!: :!: :!:
Congrats Tyrepower :!:

[VladTepes]

Onya TP :!:

Thanks for the comp, Pedro. Heaps of fun.


Now send me a hat. https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

[Tyrepower]

Thanks to you and your lady Pedro.
Cheers Tyrepower