OldDog
13th February 2006, 09:58 PM
Howdy All! Well it's been quite a while, i've been laid a bit low due to a pretty bad back injury but i'm back and on two feet and ready to take on the big S3 project again. Anyway, thought i'd share a good joke while i was at it!
A geezer walks up to a beautiful woman in a shopping mall.
"Excuse me" he says "But I've lost my wife here somewhere and I can't find her. Could you please help me?"
"What do you need me to do?" asks the woman.
"Just stand here and talk to me" the man replies.
"How's that going to help?" she asks.
"No idea really...but every time I talk to a woman with boobs like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere!!"
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ catchya
Bill
A geezer walks up to a beautiful woman in a shopping mall.
"Excuse me" he says "But I've lost my wife here somewhere and I can't find her. Could you please help me?"
"What do you need me to do?" asks the woman.
"Just stand here and talk to me" the man replies.
"How's that going to help?" she asks.
"No idea really...but every time I talk to a woman with boobs like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere!!"
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ catchya
Bill