Bl***dy H#LL !!!

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Dodged the Swear Filter lately?
see Point 5 here--
AAAAAA - New Users Start Here! - Conditions of Access etc (https://www.aulro.com/afvb/rules-and-guidelines/165699-aaaaaa-new-users-start-here-conditions-access-etc.html)

The Mods understand you are trying to do the right thing,
and that most of you realise the sites continued existance relies on its G rating.
So,


Just Type The Word

The best way to ensure we keep the G rating is to avoid swearing altogether but if you’ve considered other phrases and still feel you must then ....

Just Type The Word


and let the Swear Filter do its job.
One less thing for us all to worry about.

[rangieman]

**** IT ![bigwhistle]

[NavyDiver]

Bugger?

[Toxic_Avenger]

"Just type the word" he said.
Challenge accepted.

Please refer appendix A.
By no means an exhaustive list, but at least we know where we stand amiright?!

Arse
Bloody
Bugger
Cow
Crap
Damn
Ginger
Git
God
Goddam
Jesus Christ
Minger
Sod-off
Arsehole
Ass
Asshole
Balls
Bint
Bitch
Bollocks
Bull****
****
Munter
Munted
****ed/****ed off
****
Son of a bitch
Tits
Taint
Bastard
Bastardize
Beaver
Beef curtains
Bellend
Bloodclaat
Clunge
Muff
Muff-diver
Lesbian
Lezzo
Cock
Cockhead
Dick
Dickhead
Fanny
Flaps
Gash
Hairy axe-wound
Knob
Knob Jockey
Minge
Minger
Bimbo
Bozo
bumble-****
****
*****
Pedo
Pedrophile
Punani
Pussy
Snatch
****
****-waffle
Whore
****
****
Shif-for-brains
Mother****er
******

It appears all the 'swear words' are sorted with asterixes!
I can now cuss with certainty.

[DiscoMick]

Swearing is mental laziness. Just say 'tomato'. Same effect e.g. 'You tomato tomato tomato.' Plus you get a laugh.

[Toxic_Avenger]

Not political, I swear!
Johnny Depp called our re-elected local member, Barnaby Joyce a 'Tomato' over the pistol and Boo dog quarantine dodge a few years back.
Johnny was wise before his years!

[pop058]

Not political, I swear!
Johnny Depp called our re-elected local member, Barnaby Joyce a 'Tomato' over the pistol and Boo dog quarantine dodge a few years back.
Johnny was wise before his years!

Then why not just say "Barnaby Joyce" and not mention the rest. ??

[The ho har's]

Right looked, must have a prob somewhere...

enough said

Mrs hh

[bob10]

Barnaby Joyce.

[pop058]

Barnaby Joyce.

Thankyou Bob.

[Toxic_Avenger]

I once knew a bouncer who used to relish calling mischievous punters 'pickles', 'peanuts' and even went so far as to call a guy a 'fridge mechanic'.
One cannot simply bring out the big words in a pub-fight. The humour and juxtaposition of insults was refreshing.

[p38arover]

Pedrophile

So are you saying our Pedro-the-Swift is a swear word - or is it just someone who loves Pedro??

[Fifth Columnist]

So are you saying our Pedro-the-Swift is a swear word - or is it just someone who loves Pedro??
Could be a bird.....?

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Shif-for-brains




Dodged the Swear Filter lately?
see Point 5 here--
AAAAAA - New Users Start Here! - Conditions of Access etc (https://www.aulro.com/afvb/rules-and-guidelines/165699-aaaaaa-new-users-start-here-conditions-access-etc.html)

The Mods understand you are trying to do the right thing,
and that most of you realise the sites continued existance relies on its G rating.
So,


Just Type The Word

we dont care what it is, (though its meaning may need to be considered--)

Just Type The Word


and let the Swear Filter do its job.
One less thing for us all to worry about.

[Toxic_Avenger]

Ha! Typos.
Just like the time I ended that work email that went to everyone with "Retards, Mitch"

I suppose a Pedrophiles could be lovers of Pedro. You blokes can decide if that's a rude word or not [wink11]

Can I claim Dyslexia on Shif-for-brains? It's a crippling disability that shows no remosre.

[AK83]

...

I suppose a Pedrophiles could be lovers of Pedro. You blokes can decide if that's a rude word or not [wink11]

....

the etymology of Pedro is a derivative of the latin petra, which is based on the same greek word .. = stone or rock

pedrophile = lover of rock.

ACDC, Deep Purple, Led Zep .. etc.

I'm assuming most of us here are probably pedrophiles, in one way or another!

On an unrelated side note, rocks are not generally associated with swiftness .. solidity, and timelessness .. age etc. ie. slow to erode or move.

[V8Ian]

In days bygone, it was not unheard of for rocks to be associated with relative swiftness, broken windows, new and existing enemies. [bigwhistle]

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[Toxic_Avenger]

He's the hero AULRO deserves, but not the one it needs right now

[rick130]

Swearing is mental laziness. Just say 'tomato'. Same effect e.g. 'You tomato tomato tomato.' Plus you get a laugh.Not at all.

The most erudite and intelligent people I know are the biggest swearers!

There's been quite a few studies regarding swearing too, I'll see if I can dig one or two up.

[Ausfree]

In days bygone, it was not unheard of for rocks to be associated with relative swiftness, broken windows, new and existing enemies. [bigwhistle]

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Many a young lad of my era had one of these hanging out of his back pocket. Not me though, I was a good boy.[bigwhistle]

[trog]

Many a young lad of my era had one of these hanging out of his back pocket. Not me though, I was a good boy.[bigwhistle]

Kept it hidden ?

[Ausfree]

Kept it hidden ?
Heh, heh!!!!![smilebigeye]

[austastar]

Spencer W. Kimball (https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/193170.Spencer_W_Kimball) > Quotes (https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/193170.Spencer_W_Kimball) > Quotable Quotehttps://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2017/12/47.jpg (https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/193170.Spencer_W_Kimball)“Profanity is the effort of a feeble brain to express itself forcibly.”
― Spencer W. Kimball (https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/193170.Spencer_W_Kimball)


















Cheers

[Hall]

Hmm one that comes to mind that brought cursing to a fine art. Paul Keating.
Cheers Hall

[Pedro_The_Swift]

He's the hero AULRO deserves, but not the one it needs right now


is that it?
shakes head, wanders off in search of a phone booth

[Colmoore]

Haha this is a bit of a lark.
I've got a mate Alf, who was a bit upset over Barry O'Farrel shutting down NP's to shooters, a week before he was to go deer hunting in a well known park overrun w deer.
So, along the lines of JD w BJ, Alfie cusses BARRY OFARREL when things get really frustrating [emoji35]

[DiscoMick]

I've heard asparagus used as a swear word.

[Tins]

In days bygone, it was not unheard of for rocks to be associated with relative swiftness, broken windows, new and existing enemies. [bigwhistle]

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Righto, Dennis...

[DiscoMick]

Very useful for keeping crows off corn.

[Wraithe]

Swearing is mental laziness. Just say 'tomato'. Same effect e.g. 'You tomato tomato tomato.' Plus you get a laugh.

ROFL,

You need to do some research...

Recent research says that swearing shows a higher level of intelligence...

Some people just use it to make themselves look smarter because they cant think of the proper word...

In my case I am trying to put myself on a higher intelligence level, but sadly all that happens is that I cant think of anything intelligent to say anyway, but the swear words do sound good if I can get them in the right order...


When one says about mental laziness or lack of intelligence so one must swear, thats only because they cant think of a swear word to fit the situation...[smilebigeye]

Anyway Mick, on here it pays to be polite, you never know when your talking to a psycho or a child... and I like what you said about using "tomatoes"!

[rick130]

Swearing is actually a sign of more intelligence - not less - say scientists (https://www.sciencealert.com/swearing-is-a-sign-of-more-intelligence-not-less-say-scientists)

[V8Ian]

Swearing is actually a sign of more intelligence - not less - say scientists (https://www.sciencealert.com/swearing-is-a-sign-of-more-intelligence-not-less-say-scientists)
Obviously the scientists haven't listened to UHF 40 in any big town. :bat:

[Bearman]

Obviously the scientists haven't listened to UHF 40 in any big town. :bat:

Spot on there Ian. You hear it all on 40. If breathing didn't come naturally some of them would be dead. Hahaha

[Ausfree]

Swearing is actually a sign of more intelligence - not less - say scientists (https://www.sciencealert.com/swearing-is-a-sign-of-more-intelligence-not-less-say-scientists)

**** yeah!!![bigwhistle]

[trout1105]

The "F" word can be used to express so many different things.
Fear, anger, excitement, joy, contentedness, frustration, Pain and so on I think it is a very useful part of my vocabulary [thumbsupbig]

[V8Ian]

Pedro's opening post was for educational purposes, not a challenge to break the swear filter.

[bob10]

Barnaby Joyce. There, that should do it.

[Tins]

Pedro's opening post was for educational purposes, not a challenge to break the swear filter.

You do realise that that isn't going to fly, don't you Ian? On THIS forum? Some of us ( not me, obviously ) are smarter and more underhanded than you think.

[V8Ian]

I was hoping that the maturity of the majority would rule, John.

[Tins]

I was hoping that the maturity of the majority would rule, John.

What? All three of us? Not a chance.

[cuppabillytea]

The "F" word can be used to express so many different things.
Fear, anger, excitement, joy, contentedness, frustration, Pain and so on I think it is a very useful part of my vocabulary [thumbsupbig]
I totally agree. I used to get all of those thing out of my Fords.

[cuppabillytea]

Pedro's opening post was for educational purposes, not a challenge to break the swear filter.

I see any attempt to educate me, as a challenge.

[Tins]

I totally agree. I used to get all of those thing out of my Fords.

Got plenty of joy out of my Fords. Not so sure about "contentedness". Can't recall a Ford that made me feel content. Unless it was content that I would beat the wannabe at the traffic light GP. Then I met a GTR. The Nissan, not the hideous Torana, and all my illusions were shattered. This was a good thing. Illusions need to be challenged. I apply the same principle to many of the "social norms" that people insist on plaguing us with.

So, perhaps there was some contentment associated with my Fords after all.

[Tins]

I see any attempt to educate me, as a challenge.

I imagine the 'educators' share that view, Billy. FWIW, you are not alone..

[Tins]

Where have you been, Billy? I have been a little busy, but I still drop in here for my sanity...... Did I really just say that?? I do, however, drop in here as one must try and have a life.

[rick130]

I was hoping that the maturity of the majority would rule, John.Growing old is mandatory
Growing up is optional :D

[incisor]

Growing up is optional :D
ain't that the truth!

[Fifth Columnist]

ain't that the truth!
Nearly 75 and still a kid at heart. https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2017/06/335.jpghttps://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2017/06/335.jpghttps://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2017/06/335.jpg

[DiscoMick]

I see any attempt to educate me, as a challenge.
You are a tomato artichoke, aren't you.

[cuppabillytea]

You are a tomato artichoke, aren't you.

That fruity attempt to educate me was fruitless. I'm actually a ****ing ****,

[DiscoMick]

Is that like a silly sausage?

[Toxic_Avenger]

At least he's not a fridge mechanic [bigwhistle]

[rick130]

At least he's not a fridge mechanic [bigwhistle]


Oi! I resemble that remark!!! :bat:





:lol2:

[scarry]

Oi! I resemble that remark!!! :bat:





:lol2:


Me too:bat:

[V8Ian]

At least he's not a fridge mechanic [bigwhistle]
Obviously, he's not rich enough.

[Toxic_Avenger]

Awww shoot, I'm in for it now...

If anyone sees these chaps with a shovel and a bag of lime, you'll know a consipracy is afoot.

[V8Ian]

Conspiracy? Are you aware that at least two Mods are in the quick lime game? :Rolling:

[Toxic_Avenger]

Now I'm really concerned.

[cuppabillytea]

I was a Fridge Mechanic as part of my Electrical Fitting duties o the Railways many moons ago but I recovered. [bigwhistle]

[Ancient Mariner]

Now THIS is how you Dock! - YouTube (https://youtu.be/1ZefUEyIga4)

I thought you was a skipper

[V8Ian]

I think Billy's docking involves slightly larger vessels.

[cuppabillytea]

Now THIS is how you Dock! - YouTube (https://youtu.be/1ZefUEyIga4)

I thought you was a skipper
As I said, I recovered.


I think Billy's docking involves slightly larger vessels.

Slightly, yes. It takes 120 times as long, and I only do the rope part.
As for my own boat: It only weighs 30, Ton max speed 12 Knots. There is no pen berth and each rope has a soft eye and has to be thrown and tied off each time, so that takes about a minute and a half.

[solmanic]

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