VladTepes
3rd March 2006, 04:59 PM
Jojo somethimes speaks an incomprehensible European language called German. I have posted this, as it is particular to motoring, so we have some chance of working him out. :wink:
> A Glossary of English/German Motoring Terms
>
> Indicators..........Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken
> Bonnet (Hood).......Die Pullnob und knucklechopper
> Exhaust.............Der Spitzenpoppenbangentuben
> Speedo..............Der Egobooster und Linenshooter
> Clutch..............Die Kulink mit schlippen und schaken
> Puncture............Die Phlatt mit Bludy****en
> Learner.............Die twatte mit ellplatz
> Estate Car..........Der Bagmerroom furschagginkinauto
> Parking Meter.......Der Tennerpinscher und Klockenqweer
> Windscreen Wiper....Der Flippenflappen muckenschpredder
> Footbrake...........Der Edbangeronvindschreen Stoppenquick
> Gear lever..........Bigenschticken fur Kangarooshtoppen
> Breathalyser........Die Puffitintem fur Pistenarsen
> Rear View Mirror....Der Yokhunter Tucklosen
> Seat Belt...........Der Klunkinklikker Frauleintrapper
> Headlights..........Das Dipperenderdazzlubastad
> Exhaust (old cars)..Der Kaffenundschpitpolluter
> Highway Code........Der Wipenfurarsen
> Fog Warning.........Die Puttenfootdownen und fukkit
> Traffic jam.........Die Bluddifukkinnk Dammundblast
> Rear Seat...........Der Schpringentester mit Fraulein
> Tyres...............Flahttfarts
> Backfire............Der Lowdenbangenmekkenjumpen
> Juggernaut..........Der Fukkengrett Trucken
> Accident............Der Bledinmess
> Garage..............Der heiway Robberung
> Cyclist.............Der pedallpushinink Pillocken
> Skid................Der Banannan Waltzen
> Double White Lines..Overtaken und Krunchen
> Near Accident.......Der Fukken ner Schittenselfen
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> A Glossary of English/German Motoring Terms
>
> Indicators..........Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken
> Bonnet (Hood).......Die Pullnob und knucklechopper
> Exhaust.............Der Spitzenpoppenbangentuben
> Speedo..............Der Egobooster und Linenshooter
> Clutch..............Die Kulink mit schlippen und schaken
> Puncture............Die Phlatt mit Bludy****en
> Learner.............Die twatte mit ellplatz
> Estate Car..........Der Bagmerroom furschagginkinauto
> Parking Meter.......Der Tennerpinscher und Klockenqweer
> Windscreen Wiper....Der Flippenflappen muckenschpredder
> Footbrake...........Der Edbangeronvindschreen Stoppenquick
> Gear lever..........Bigenschticken fur Kangarooshtoppen
> Breathalyser........Die Puffitintem fur Pistenarsen
> Rear View Mirror....Der Yokhunter Tucklosen
> Seat Belt...........Der Klunkinklikker Frauleintrapper
> Headlights..........Das Dipperenderdazzlubastad
> Exhaust (old cars)..Der Kaffenundschpitpolluter
> Highway Code........Der Wipenfurarsen
> Fog Warning.........Die Puttenfootdownen und fukkit
> Traffic jam.........Die Bluddifukkinnk Dammundblast
> Rear Seat...........Der Schpringentester mit Fraulein
> Tyres...............Flahttfarts
> Backfire............Der Lowdenbangenmekkenjumpen
> Juggernaut..........Der Fukkengrett Trucken
> Accident............Der Bledinmess
> Garage..............Der heiway Robberung
> Cyclist.............Der pedallpushinink Pillocken
> Skid................Der Banannan Waltzen
> Double White Lines..Overtaken und Krunchen
> Near Accident.......Der Fukken ner Schittenselfen
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ https://www.aulro.com/afvb/ https://www.aulro.com/afvb/