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[spudfan]

I was fitting a middle exhaust section to the series 111 recently. My daughter, who has Down Syndrome, came out to show me that she had brushed her teeth.
I said " If you come under here and hold these tools for me, Santa will see that you are a very good girl".
Quick as a flash, the reply came "If I go under the Land Rover, Santa will not be able to see me and it is dirty under there".
and off she went.

[loanrangie]

Never a dull moment with that beautiful soul.

[spudfan]

I remember the time there was football match on and I asked the wife to record it for me as I was working. So having all dined together, done the dishes I made the tea and settled down in the kitchen alone to watch the recorded match.
A short time later Sarah, came in and came over to give me a hug (a frequent occurance [smilebigeye]). She looked at the television and said "Blue 2. nil. OOPS" Put her hand over her mouth and made a quick exit from the kitchen.

[Roverlord off road spares]

she's one smart girl[thumbsupbig][thumbsupbig]

[Mal]

I remember taking my 5yr old to check the mud crab pot.
I slipped with a crab in hand and the tip of my finger was a little messy, hence I swore a little.
My daughter looked at me and said what's wrong dad
...it didn't hurt me...