Nice bedtime music ....

[DoubleChevron]

Well I worked out earlier this year how to get the kids to bed easily when the boss women isn't here ..... Just throw youtube on and put on some nice heavy metal ........................................ and "poof" they are gone to the other end of the house and into there bedrooms........



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So my question now is .................................... tonight when I put some nice music on, why have the little ****s just walked into the loungeroom when "Metallica Orion" has come on and turned the volume up and said "cool ... turn the music up" .... and why is my 6year old dancing around the lounge room head banging ....

I think the kids have learnt the art of **** stirring from there mother maybe http://www.aussiefrogs.com/forum/graemlins/clown.gif

So I'm guessing I need to try .... er ... Maybe some nice Opera ............. or possibly some Blossum Dreary or whatever the whiner my mother listens to is called. That will be good bedtime music right [bighmmm]

seeya,
Shane L.

[Homestar]

Yes, Opera should work, try some classical too. 👍😊

[bee utey]

Violin concertos...

[67hardtop]

Just talking about it is making me sleepy....yaaawwwwnnnn

[Toxic_Avenger]

The trick is to make it heavier. Try some:
Rompeprop
Rectal Smegma
Dying Fetus
King Parrot
Incantation
Batushka

If you want the whole opera vibe, check out
van canto
Epica
Nightwish
Jinjer

Or just check out this thread (https://www.aulro.com/afvb/general-chat/219418-heavy-metal-music-music-videos-covers-thread.html)

[goingbush]

Dad used to put the opera on , us kids were in bed pronto.

Recently got a "Google Home Mini " , say goodnight & the thing plays outdoor cricket sounds , apparently puts me to sleep in 2 mins flat .

[DAMINK]

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[LRJim]

King Parrot

Lol every time I hear that name it reminds me of hatebeak! Funny bastards

[Toxic_Avenger]

Hatebeak ...and I thought I'd heard it all.

Add PPGBH to the mix...

[DAMINK]

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[LRJim]

Hatebeak ...and I thought I'd heard it all.

Add PPGBH to the mix...Bahahaha I had to Google that I'm way out of the loop these days, sorta hung my axe up for acoustic grandpas guitar few years ago. I'm gonna listen when I'm not next to my wife and baby hahaha

[LRJim]

Im not gunna lie mate, i had to google that.

Im still confused. Bird noises to deathmetal?

Wow thats somethin different.Yeah lots of strange stuff out their, for a while it was sorta a battle for strangest or heaviest vocalist. I think hate beak won that battle very original hahaha