Sith
15th April 2006, 10:12 AM
Are you tired of all those namby, pamby, girly, sissy,
completely Wet "friendship" poems, that never come close
to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to
true friendship
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot
revenge against the sorry mongrel who made you that way.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is
choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had a root.
4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you
about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories
about how much worse it could be and to stop your bloody
whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until
you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy
self.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why you may
ask?
Because you are my friend.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get
depressed because you can only think of two, and one of them isn't
speaking to you right now anyway.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good
friend will help you move a body.
So let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
completely Wet "friendship" poems, that never come close
to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to
true friendship
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot
revenge against the sorry mongrel who made you that way.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is
choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had a root.
4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you
about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories
about how much worse it could be and to stop your bloody
whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until
you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy
self.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why you may
ask?
Because you are my friend.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get
depressed because you can only think of two, and one of them isn't
speaking to you right now anyway.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good
friend will help you move a body.
So let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.