Stupid is as stupid does-

[NavyDiver]

Tom Hanks is a legend. Loved Forest Gump myself. Greyhound was ok- subs moving much faster than ships had me:rulez:


Thread is in a light heated playful not grumpy or nasty to keep our very cool mods on side Pretty Please with sugar on top[thumbsupbig]


My starter is Daniel Boyd Bromilow found guilty of burning down his Rockhampton home for insurance - ABC News (https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-03-29/daniel-boyd-bromilow-found-guilty-of-arson/100036714)
"found guilty of burning down his Rockhampton home for insurance" after googling how to do it!!!!

To top that he "########### had joked about his house burning down."[biggrin][bigsmile][bigsmile][bigsmile]

This will be hard to top. Try hard ladies and gents

[p38arover]

Why is this in Military Vehicles in General?

[Tins]

Tom Hanks is a legend. Loved Forest Gump myself. Greyhound was ok- subs moving much faster than ships had me:rulez:




Greyhound was so incredibly fake, an + production. Another how the US won WWII singlehanded type thing. With you on Gump. Castaway, Turner and Hooch, Sleepless in Seattle, Sully, Apollo 13, Hanks rarely misses. Apart from his prediction about Trump. That missed.

[Tins]

Why is this in Military Vehicles in General?

Ron, move it if that's what you need. You know you want to....[bigrolf]

[Tins]

And, darn. My house is insured for WAY more than I'll get at sale.... What mistakes did this bozo make?

[NavyDiver]

Why is this in Military Vehicles in General?
Stupid is as stupid does wins example of course? Suspect my glasses need checking as I was in General chat when I started typing. [biggrin][biggrin][biggrin] It was not supposed to be so.
Perhaps move it to Conspiracy theory thread on how if got in the Military Vehicles [bigrolf]

[Blknight.aus]

Why is this in Military Vehicles in General?

have you seen the g wagen?

[Tins]

have you seen the g wagen?

Probably not. The military ones don't work...[wink11]

[spie]

Probably not. The military ones don't work...[wink11]

Got and returned a wave from the front of a convoy of mil gbangers on my way to Stockton beach not long after I got the RFSV :D

[ramblingboy42]

Why is this in Military Vehicles in General?

...because he mentioned a submarine?

[Hall]

‘No cure for stupid’: Man taunts alligator on golf course (https://au.news.yahoo.com/golfer-taunts-alligator-on-golf-course-034319850.html)
If any one knows how to get this on here other than a link, please free to to do that.
A certain contender for the Darwin awards.
Cheers Hall

[Tins]

‘No cure for stupid’: Man taunts alligator on golf course (https://au.news.yahoo.com/golfer-taunts-alligator-on-golf-course-034319850.html)
If any one knows how to get this on here other than a link, please free to to do that.
A certain contender for the Darwin awards.
Cheers Hall

No cure for stupid? Bring the dunce over here and let him try his luck on a saltie. That might cure him.

[windsock]

As the thread says, stupid is as stupid does...

A man robs a Wells Fargo bank in the US and then tries to deposit some of the money in an ATM machine outside the bank he just robbed... :whistling:

Man arrested after robbing US bank and then depositing money into ATM outside | Stuff.co.nz (https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/world/300480523/man-arrested-after-robbing-us-bank-and-then-depositing-money-into-atm-outside)

[JDNSW]

Quite a few years ago my brother in Houston had his house burgled. The intruder broke a window, and used some bits of paper to protect his hands while he broke more of the glass to make room to get in.

A pity the paper he used was his high school assignment - with his name on it. And left it at the scene.

(Following this they got a burglar alarm/deterrent - about 60kg when full grown, and with a large mouth full of teeth.)

[Saitch]

I knew of a bloke that put a stocking over his head to rob a bank. He found that he couldn't see or breathe properly, so cut the front of the stocking that was over his face, out.

[Tins]

Then there's the bloke who removed his number plate and sped through a speed camera. Forgot about the "For Sale" sign in the back window, complete with phone number....

[3toes]

Mate and I used the knowledge gained from science lessons to build a smoke ‘bomb’ which we placed with a delayed timer under the windows for the teachers common room. All went to plan and they had to evacuate the room. Our mistake was in the vessel used for the ‘bomb’ which was something my mate had made a few years earlier in art class which had his name on it……

[Tins]

Mate and I used the knowledge gained from science lessons to build a smoke ‘bomb’ which we placed with a delayed timer under the windows for the teachers common room. All went to plan and they had to evacuate the room. Our mistake was in the vessel used for the ‘bomb’ which was something my mate had made a few years earlier in art class which had his name on it……

Ain’t karma a bitch?