Ya mama's so fat Jokes

[Yabbie]

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And here I thought Tracy was my sister's name for years:firedevil:

[Ace]

I have one.

Ya mumma is so fat when her beeper goes off people think she is backing up. :D

[Slunnie]

Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
Yo mama so fat, when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat, I had to catch a train and 2 buses to get on her good side.

[solmanic]

Ya mama's so fat she has her own postcode.
Ya mama's so fat she has a gravitational field that could pull the moon out of orbit.

[crump]

YMSF that when she sunbakes at the beach, people keep trying to push her back into the water.

[Yabbie]

YMSF she buys her underwear from Camping world

[charliebrisbane]

[edit Phoenix] G rating Charlie

YMSF that her high school portrait was an aerial photograph.

Thanks Bruce.

[Yabbie]

YMSF the last time she weighed herself was at a public weigh bridge

[dobbo]

YMSF your she needs recovery equipment to get outa bed:D

[gruntfuttock]

I personally find these types of jokes in bad taste. But that is only my opinion

[RobHay]

CharlieBrisbane! CharlieBrisbane! wash your mouth out!


Whats all this got to do with Landrovers anyway?

[Ace]

Your mumma is so fat that she had to buy a Land Rover because the load capacity of a cruiser wasnt enough.

That one has every thing to do with land rovers. :D

Your mumma is so ugly that when she was born her humidy crib had to have tinted windows. Matt

[Ace]

One from one of the kids.

Your mumma is so poor i saw her kicking a tin can down the street, when i asked her what she was doing she said moving house. :D

[Redback]

Do you have any funny ones:confused:

[Ace]

Do you have any funny ones:confused:

No, do you?

[Phoenix]

Do you have any funny ones:confused:

Doesn't seem to be.

Just a warning to keep it clean otherwise we will have to shift this to the mudpit. At the moment it's borderline.

[dobbo]

I just realised this isn't in the mudpit, lucky I kept it cleanish

[Phoenix]

I just realised this isn't in the mudpit, lucky I kept it cleanish

Yeah, a couple of people may have forgotten that :lol2:

[dobbo]

o.k YMSF she drives a Toyota (surely this statement should get the thread moved)

[dobbo]

I personally find these types of jokes in bad taste. But that is only my opinion


Likewise they shouldn't be in general chat

[Yabbie]

For crying out loud guys when are the tea and bikkies being served.

I mean I have heard worse coming from a C.W.A. meeting. I can't have jokes with hidden meanings, I can't make fun of overweight mothers, Can someone Email me a copy of what I can make fun of, and as for what any of my post have to do with LR's this section is tittled "General Chat ".
If I was posting in the techno section sure jump on me from a great height but seeings how it's not, back the hell up, take a seat and grow a sense of humour.
Life's not meant to be so bloody serious, you guy's take it too damm serious .

So here's the tip, sit down, take the skivvy off, Crack open a tinny and have a laugh and relax. Spend less time looking for stuff to complain about and more time laughing, Trust me your doctor will thank me for it.

[FenianEel]

Yabbie,

Chill mate. I see your point, and I don't think anyone is having a go at you in particular.
But....the thread probably shouldve been started in the MudPit, cause then it can go wherever it likes & get much better jokes anyway!!
People can't complain then about bad taste, offensiveness etc.
(there was one joke that def. wasn't G rated)

Was too American a title anyway:twisted: :D

[incisor]

Life's not meant to be so bloody serious, you guy's take it too damm serious .
i would beg to differ, you seem to have taken it all too seriously.

[Ace]

Look at me i am a good boy. :D

[charliebrisbane]

Just to get the fun started again.

Your Mamma's so ugly we had to tie pork chops around her neck just so the dog would play with her.

YMSU not even the tide would take her out.

Here we go again...........

[Yabbie]

I'll warm up the Naughty Stick


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[Redback]

I'm still waiting for a funny one:p

[dobbo]

For crying out loud guys when are the tea and bikkies being served.



It's Scones cream and tea Yabbie, I'd love some thankyou

[Ace]

It's Scones cream and tea Yabbie, I'd love some thankyou

Yeah i'll have some to. :D

[Yabbie]

Your'e not allowed to have any you naughty little men.

[Ace]

Your'e not allowed to have any you naughty little men.

You started this thread

[Yabbie]

You started this thread

DiD NOT!!

:wasntme:

[Ace]

DiD NOT!!

:wasntme:

Sorry Jason my mistake it wasnt you.


It was Dobbo

[Mud_Bogger6]

Ya mummas so ugly she makes a onion cry

[Quiggers]

I suspect that's the general idea gruntfuttock.....

If mama had poor taste she wouldn't be so big.

I don't find this in poor taste, even tho' this could be applied to me and possibly a few others I know.

Hey Yabbie... why do you have a 'banned' moniker under your name?

I find your contributions enlightening.

Cheers, GQ

[Phoenix]

Yabbie has been permanently banned, so you won't get any reply from him.

[D110V8D]

Ya mama is so fat the back of her neck look like a pack of hot dogs.

[Vandermorph]

YMSF that when she walks past the window we lose 10 days sun light
YMSF she goes to KFC to lick peoples fingers
YMSF no-one can find her in a crowd because she IS the crowd
YMSF that it wasnt known she existed until they started exploring outer space because they thought she was a planet
Your mum is so stupid she makes me look intelligent
YMSF because i said so!!

[Martin]

Yo mummas so fat, when she goes to the cinema, she sits next to everyone...

[justinc]

If Yabbie is permanently banned, why is there still posts turning up from the person in question??

JC

[Phoenix]

This is an old thread, the posts were made before yabbie was banned, check the dates on the posts ;)

[dobbo]

Sorry Jason my mistake it wasnt you.


It was Dobbo


whats it got to do with me?

[Chenz]

YMSF she ate Jenny and Craig
YMSF the only thing stopping from going to Weightwatchers is the double garage doors

YMSF she is her own species