MickG a tight Scot NEVER!!

[FenianEel]

The rumour that copper wire was invented by two Scots fighting over a penny may be true.

The story that a Scot once dropped a penny and it hit him in the back of the head when he bent down to pick it up may also be true.

But it is not true that MickG is a tightas*.

He not only invited us, but he paid for my friend and I to play golf at St. Lucia on Saturday. What a champ!

(He was under the illusion that he would get paid back - ha ha sucker:twisted:)
No chance - I'm leaving the club and the country now!!

Just kidding - fix you up at the meeting on Thursday champ! Thanks again.

Matt

I'd also like to thank Mr B. Connolly for the above jokes

[Outlaw]

He not only invited us, but he paid for my friend and I to play golf at St. Lucia on Saturday. What a champ!
Sniff... what about my invite? I wasn't really that bad at the GCLRO golf day was I?

Hmmmm... actually don't answer that... please ; )

[MickG]

I did mention that any outstanding monies would incur a daily interest rate didn't I...............that is an interest rate of 1 Guinness per day, so I make it by Thursday you will owe me 5 pints of the back nectar!!!

Only kidding of course, enjoyed the golf with you and Mike and for those who are feeling left out, I had 2 friends cancel on me last minute and Matt graciously agreed to step in as he lived in Brisbane - thanks again Matt for filling in.

Still, the next GCLRO golf day will be along soon, so be ready!!

Aye, Mick

[bolts]

I had 2 friends cancel on me last minute and Matt graciously agreed to step in as he lived in Brisbane - thanks again Matt for filling in.

Aye, Mick

Gee Mick did you think you had friends:oops2:. What would have done with out Land rover club members.Thanks Matt for stepping in :clap2: although a Scottsman and an Irishman playing golf :bangin: .


Thats what you get for not inviting me :woot: . Not that I'm upset.

[MickG]

Gee Mick did you think you had friends:oops2:. What would have done with out Land rover club members.Thanks Matt for stepping in :clap2: although a Scottsman and an Irishman playing golf :bangin: .


Thats what you get for not inviting me :woot: . Not that I'm upset.

I think if you search your memory banks you will find that a last minute invitation to fill in was indeed extended to you, and promtly declined:angel:

And in light of this open abuse, any and all future invitations have been revoked until sufficient steps have been taken to placate one extremely kind Scotsman:mad: :D

[FenianEel]

although a Scottsman and an Irishman playing golf :bangin: .


Thats what you get for not inviting me :woot:

Lucky we weren't in the same cart!! Although by the cursing from me you'd of thought it was the "bullock drivers" open.

Bolts - I didn't know you Sth Africans played golf! Although they can't play rugby or cricket - so they might as well:twisted:

[bolts]

Bolts - I didn't know you Sth Africans played golf! Although they can't play rugby or cricket - so they might as well:twisted:

Nah we cant do that either, but we can strip a green 7 seat disco in 2 minutes:eek2: .

:D :D :D :D

[FenianEel]

Nah we cant do that either, but we can strip a green 7 seat disco in 2 minutes:eek2: .

:D :D :D :D

Cool! Just make sure it's a 99 manual!!

[x-box]

Bolts - I didn't know you Sth Africans played golf! Although they can't play rugby or cricket - so they might as well:twisted: Mate, you obviously don't live in Queensland when you spout such dangerous language????:mad:
Believe what Bolts said about stripping a car, but with me helping him it will be a lot quicker and messier:twisted:
Only joking - we're not touchy about the rugby or dangerous at all?:angel::confused:

[seqfisho]

after 5 margaritas and at least 7 pintsd od Milwaukees finest I got no idea what u talkin about


but hell i FEEL GOOD TIOBE IUN aNERICA

[FenianEel]

Mate, you obviously don't live in Queensland when you spout such dangerous language????:mad:
Believe what Bolts said about stripping a car, but with me helping him it will be a lot quicker and messier:twisted:
Only joking - we're not touchy about the rugby or dangerous at all?:angel::confused:

Hmmm, might bring another car on Thursday then?!
Dangerous language indeed:rolleyes:

My friends have a more effective way of disposing of vehicles than stripping. (Particularly Green Defenders:twisted: )
Though they're no good for resale.

[x-box]

OOOoooohh yes, i can see this going somewhere:mad:
Maybe we should just play a soccer match instead - is'nt it then that the culture comes out? :wasntme:
Let's just drop everything and go for a nice muddy drive in the bush, after all we all have the same oval green badge:p

[FenianEel]

OOOoooohh yes, i can see this going somewhere:mad:
Maybe we should just play a soccer match instead - is'nt it then that the culture comes out? :wasntme:
Let's just drop everything and go for a nice muddy drive in the bush, after all we all have the same oval green badge:p

I'm just taking the P*ss boys. I've never hurt anyone (that didn't deserve it) :twisted:

I take it back the Sth Africans are a talented bunch. Check it out. Not my cup of tea - a Doof Doof Defender - but a nice machine...

http://www.aulro.com/afvb/showthread.php't=29355

[LoadedDisco]

Hey Matt,
I think the Stork that brings the mail from Brissie to the Gold Coast bearing my letter with raffle tickets in it has been shot down. Nothing has arrived. :rocket:


:bat: If you didnt post it because you where bringing it to the meeting tonight, can you give it to Justin as I will be working :bat: .

[FenianEel]

Hey Matt,
I think the Stork that brings the mail from Brissie to the Gold Coast bearing my letter with raffle tickets in it has been shot down. Nothing has arrived. :rocket:


:bat: If you didnt post it because you where bringing it to the meeting tonight, can you give it to Justin as I will be working :bat: .

Mate, they weren't sent - I kept your money as well to pay MickG's golf fees. :eek::wasntme:

Just kidding mate, I'll get my people to talk to your people, and work out WTF is going on. :D

[bolts]

Mate, they weren't sent - I kept your money as well to pay MickG's golf fees. :eek::wasntme:

Just kidding mate, I'll get my people to talk to your people, and work out WTF is going on. :D

Geezzzzs and I thought it was just a scottmans with short pockets and Soth Africans who strip cars, bloody Irish short change you and tell everyone.hahahahaa:D ;) Only joking.

See you tonight.

[FenianEel]

Geezzzzs and I thought it was just a scottmans with short pockets and Soth Africans who strip cars, bloody Irish short change you and tell everyone.hahahahaa:D ;) Only joking.

See you tonight.

A very old joke - but one my Bro-in-law used it in Ireland (once!).
Had a session and told them to run a tab.
When finished he said can I pay you in stamps. Sure Patsy, the publican says
Then he stamps his foot on the ground three times and leaves!

PS He's a mad bugger and been banned from every pub in Lurgan - he just does the rounds - by the time he's banned from the last one, they let him back in the first one!:twobeers: