Best News Headlines

[NavyDiver]

Forgive me- A new time wasting thread idea occurred when I cracked this scrambled omelet from South China Morning Post
"Malaysia’s PM Anwar Ibrahim gets cracking on nationwide egg shortage.."

Go on- Get Cracking- you see them as well-[biggrin]

[NavyDiver]

New York City seeks 'somewhat bloodthirsty' rat czar to tackle rodent problem Mayor Eric Adams' administration wants someone with "a general aura of badassery" to lead the city's battle against the rodents.




""somewhat bloodthirsty" person not opposed to "wholesale slaughter" to be its new rat czar."

I never thought rat poison or shooting them was bloodthirsty myself [thumbsupbig]



New York City seeks 'somewhat bloodthirsty' rat czar to tackle rodent problem | US News | Sky News (https://news.sky.com/story/new-york-city-seeks-somewhat-bloodthirsty-rat-czar-to-tackle-rodent-problem-12760480)

[NavyDiver]

everyone knew this already of course

"Psychic arrested again. Still didn’t see it coming.She didn't see it coming: psychic arrested for $800,000 fraud


Despite her self-proclaimed clairvoyance, a New York City psychic was arrested by the NYPD, in the latest example of fortune-teller fraud"

I am surprised as she was [bigrolf][bigrolf][bigrolf]

[NavyDiver]

Aussie did well. Now a new best ever got a nifty headline "Pinch me I am dreaming"[thumbsupbig]

"Morocco’s remarkable World Cup campaign has reached new heights after the Atlas Lions beat Portugal 1-0 to become the first Arab and African country to ever reach the tournament’s semi-finals stage. Youssef En Nesyri’s soaring 42nd-minute header proved the difference for coach Walid Regragui’s side, whose resolute defensive display on Saturday capped a remarkable showing in Qatar which has now seen them play more than seven hours of football without conceding to an opposition player."

Personally not that interested- Well done to Morocco of course. Living the dream [bigrolf]

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[ChookD2]

Time traveller predicts aliens, new universes will be discovered in 2023
Self-proclaimed time traveller predicts alien encounter for 2023 | news.com.au — Australia’s leading news site (https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/space/time-traveller-predicts-aliens-new-universes-will-be-discovered-in-2023/news-story/c6eecba5cffaf1e66cab42df9ceb14e5)

[Saitch]

Time traveller predicts aliens, new universes will be discovered in 2023


Self-proclaimed time traveller predicts alien encounter for 2023 | news.com.au — Australia’s leading news site (https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/space/time-traveller-predicts-aliens-new-universes-will-be-discovered-in-2023/news-story/c6eecba5cffaf1e66cab42df9ceb14e5)

I keep thinking about going onto TikTok, but can't see any future in it.

[350RRC]

From the Geelong Addy.............

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Time traveller predicts aliens, new universes will be discovered in 2023


Self-proclaimed time traveller predicts alien encounter for 2023 | news.com.au — Australia’s leading news site (https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/space/time-traveller-predicts-aliens-new-universes-will-be-discovered-in-2023/news-story/c6eecba5cffaf1e66cab42df9ceb14e5)

Reckon that bloke has used the Transporter a couple too many times..

Still, pity he didn't come back to warn us in 2019.

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I keep thinking about going onto TikTok, but can't see any future in it.


Sigh...

[ChookD2]

https://www.themoviedb.org/t/p/w500/3qqkcJAnmyGPTFrAXEjwZbRGtmE.jpg

[DeeJay]

nt news front pages - Google Search (https://www.google.com.au/search?q=nt%20news%20front%20pages&tbm=isch&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0CB4QtI8BKAFqFwoTCJjJx4Wr8fsCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAa&biw=1745&bih=881&dpr=1.1)

[gromit]

https://www.prints-online.com/p/164/sunday-sport-world-war-bomber-moon-20363814.jpg.webp

Colin

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"World War 2 Bomber...."

Don't suppose they found five TBM-Avengers up there as well?

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[gromit]

Google "Sunday Sport headlines"
The majority can't be posted on AULRO.

I cant believe that people actually purchased this newspaper.
Absolute garbage.

Colin

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[NavyDiver]

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That reported and editor Failed VCE in maths clearly John

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Sneaky buggers...

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[jonesfam]

Sneaky buggers...

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We should have thought of that.

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We should have thought of that.

We had a better idea:

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[NavyDiver]

We had a better idea:

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Did better than here perhaps

"[B]Sub dreams sunk

"
Sub dreams sunk - MPNEWS (https://www.mpnews.com.au/2022/09/27/sub-dreams-sunk/) she is a bit of a ghost ship for some of us :(

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Did better than here perhaps

"[B]Sub dreams sunk

"
Sub dreams sunk - MPNEWS (https://www.mpnews.com.au/2022/09/27/sub-dreams-sunk/) she is a bit of a ghost ship for some of us :(

I guess Defence needs to be able to point to at least one sub that they have... TIC

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Oldie, but still a goodie. Unless you were the man, of course.

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At least the apostrophe was used correctly.....

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[discorevy]

At least the apostrophe was used correctly.....

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Old headline from before she was married?

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Old headline from before she was married?

Perhaps they got the State wrong and meant Missri.

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[V8Ian]

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Global warming? [bigwhistle]

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Global warming? [bigwhistle]

It's always sumfin..

[Saitch]

This is dinkum!

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This is dinkum!

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Fair enough. It was a Dick who started it... well, Sir Dick.

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