The Perfect Gift

[Saitch]

I just found this and think it would be the perfect Christmas pressie for my wife.
191341

[p38arover]

When is your funeral?

[loanrangie]

When is your funeral?

Very shortly after that is unwrapped i would imagine.

[DieselDan]

Have you been taking marriage tips from Spudfan??

[Saitch]

Have you been taking marriage tips from Spudfan??

He did spring to mind.
[smilebigeye]

[V8Ian]

Even Stevens, Stephen. Like what is said in text, applies to the forum, now neither of us has the wood on the other. [bigwhistle]

Why do women get married in white?





Appliances always come in white. [wink11]

[3toes]

Told that joke during my speech at my brothers wedding. Asked the question part of the joke to my brothers wife. She did not know and I had to complete it for her.………

and then left the country for my safety

[p38arover]

What’s the answer?

[V8Ian]

What’s the answer?
Gum boots.

[p38arover]

I missed the appliances come in white.

[V8Ian]

I missed the appliances come in white.
You're slipping Ron.

[windsock]

What’s the answer?

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[Tombie]

It is nice though when allowed the opportunity to 'chuck a load in the dishwasher' [bigwhistle][bigrolf][biggrin]

[jerryd]

I just found this and think it would be the perfect Christmas pressie for my wife.
191341

Do we get to hear a sample on ''What Are You Listening To'' [bigwhistle]

[Tins]

Appliances always come in white. [wink11]

For you, maybe. I didn't marry a Toyota Camry.

[p38arover]

It is nice though when allowed the opportunity to 'chuck a load in the dishwasher' [bigwhistle][bigrolf][biggrin]

I always load the dishwasher.