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Hogarthde
6th December 2025, 09:52 AM
QUOTE: "We'll be able to lock down and communicate clearly with the community the timelines and the key milestones along that delivery pathway and what they can expect to see when once we approve the major construction contractor " UNQUOTE.

This is from a news article, a box of chocolates may be awarded to the bloke / lady who can ' please explain '.

V8Ian
6th December 2025, 09:58 AM
Buzzword soup.

AK83
6th December 2025, 10:16 AM
QUOTE: "We'll be able to lock down and communicate clearly with the community the timelines and the key milestones along that delivery pathway and what they can expect to see when once we approve the major construction contractor " UNQUOTE.

This is from a news article, a box of chocolates may be awarded to the bloke / lady who can ' please explain '.

It's probably been answered clearly and concisely many times on the series 'Utopia'.

I think it simply means: 'we announced something we don't understand, therefore we won't be doing anything for a while, which allows us time to hand out lots of money to our corporate mates who will produce AI generated reports that strategically omits key info, so that whatever this thing is that we don't understand can be manipulated for the purpose of generating a budget blow-out that the next administration will have to explain.'

pls note: I failed English as a subject in HSC.

Hogarthde
6th December 2025, 11:59 AM
Lots of money to our corporate mates ? How dare you Arthur

Budget blow-outs? [bigrolf]

Tins
6th December 2025, 06:22 PM
Like calling a shovel an earth inverting horticultural implement, size 9.

Terry Pratchett once described bureaucrats as people who disappear behind clouds of ink, like cuttlefish, ... and for the same reason.