Ace approaches 10,000 posts & other signs of a wasted life.

[VladTepes]

Well our young Ace has just 29 more posts to go before reaching the big 10K.

What would be an appropriate reward (or even better, punishment) for this feat ?

Many moons ago, in the previous incarnation of the site, Ace and I were way out in front with red star fever, then gold star then... but there was a big 'pruning' done by the almightly and glorious bigbugga. (Where are you mate ?)

Since then I've just not even come close to matching him. I suspect he has some way of distorting the space-time continuum so he can stay on here 25 hours a day.

[FenianEel]

Hmmm, let's see....space time continuim you reckon Vlad?

I think I have the formula for getting to 10,000 posts.

Teacher + living in Lithgow = why isn't he on 40,000 posts?!:p :twisted:

[dobbo]

I suspect he has some way of distorting the space-time continuum so he can stay on here 25 hours a day.

He's converted his Landie into a TARDIS or a Delorian?
I think he just has the same employer as us and a lot of time up his sleeves, though he has been quiet of late.

[ak]

When you get to 100 posts your a master. When you get to 1000 posts your a wizard. When ACE gets to 10,000 what can we name him HERO:D

Just stirring ACE, congrat's. Would love to come to one of your BBQ's sometime however time is my enemy.

[dobbo]

Hero no it just says I need to get a high speed connection or I need a holiday.

[Phoenix]

Oh, Oh, I know what it is!!!

But i'm not telling :lol2:

[VladTepes]

Well, he's up to 9975 but hasn;t posted here yet !

C'mon Ace, we know you're watching. You've normally posted in any nw thread by NOW. :D

[dobbo]

I'm sure we'll find out before the end of business hours today.

[rangieman]

When you get to 100 posts your a master. When you get to 1000 posts your a wizard. When ACE gets to 10,000 what can we name him HERO:D

Just stirring ACE, congrat's. Would love to come to one of your BBQ's sometime however time is my enemy.

a lonely person with lots of cyber friends :angel:

[incisor]

The high Posters hall of fame

The Sirs of Post Surges

BigBugga (the first of the furious typists)
Ferno (the duke of doublepost)
Vlad (the rubbergloved dorisite)
Ace (the pitmanschismatic)

cant wait to see who/what the next contender might be.......

[Mud_Bogger6]

Yeah Lithgow ain't no fun

[Yabbie]

What if we just retittle him to: TheDudeWhoPostsAlot.

And if theres a knighthood involve we could call him Sir Postsalot.

Im sure the Kids at his school would have better ones ;) :)

[one_iota]

Im sure the Kids at his school would have better ones ;) :)

They probably do and would if they could get a word in.

[Pedro_The_Swift]

The high Posters hall of fame

The Sirs of Post Surges

BigBugga (the first of the furious typists)
Ferno (the duke of doublepost)
Vlad (the rubbergloved dorisite)
Ace (the pitmanschismatic)

cant wait to see who/what the next contender might be.......





2 down-- hehe

[Pedro_The_Swift]

actually I think hiline fits that description---:p

[Ace]

I am here, i havent had much time of late to get on as much as i would like, with UNI work, getting the shirts on ebay sorted, work and other things. I am watching the post count climb towards 10000 and have been for a few weeks.

10000 hard earned posts with a domestic associated to at least half of them. :D

Ak- mate the next BBQ is on the long weekend in a little over 3 weeks time, if you dont have time then you never will, and you are more than welcome.

I hope to see everyone there, we can make it a 10000 post party. :D

[dobbo]

I am here, i havent had much time of late to get on as much as i would like, with UNI work, getting the shirts on ebay sorted, work and other things. I am watching the post count climb towards 10000 and have been for a few weeks.

10000 hard earned posts with a domestic associated to at least half of them. :D

Ak- mate the next BBQ is on the long weekend in a little over 3 weeks time, if you dont have time then you never will, and you are more than welcome.

I hope to see everyone there, we can make it a 10000 post party. :D

Stacey should give us an award for babysitting you

Get her a laptop with your student discount and get her online as well

A seperate forum for the AULRO widows

[one_iota]

I hope to see everyone there, we can make it a 10000 post party. :D

...we could have a cake prepared with 10,000 candles to blow out :eek:

[Ace]

...we could have a cake prepared with 10,000 candles to blow out :eek:

I am sure Gizmo would like it. :D

[Pedro_The_Swift]

if any one can blow out 10,000 candles--
it would be Ace:D:p

[dobbo]

So Ace what do you think you'll be called?

Gandalph, Merlin, Zeus

[Ace]

So Ace what do you think you'll be called?

Gandalph, Merlin, Zeus

I like Sir Postalot, nice and simple. :D

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Ace -High
?

[dobbo]

Man with callous' on fingers accomplishes anything:wasntme:

[Ace]

Man with callous' on fingers accomplishes anything:wasntme:

Speaking from experience are we dobbo.



















Oops, sorry i forgot yours are on your hands. :D


I have even worn the callous' off, just have stubs now. :D

[one_iota]

For those of you with memories or concentration spans long enough:

Before the stars fell from the sky Ace had reached the exulted status of "Sultan of Solihull" (appended with one pair of lips).

I would therefore suggest by way of restoration that the truncated title of "Sultan" would suffice (LR heritage being important)

[dobbo]

Speaking from experience are we dobbo.



















Oops, sorry i forgot yours are on your hands. :D


I have even worn the callous' off, just have stubs now. :D


Ace your leaving it open again for cruel, and unkind posts against your person.

[Ace]

Ace your leaving it open again for cruel, and unkind posts against your person.

Yeah i know, i am giving Vlad a break. :D

[Pedro_The_Swift]

i am giving Vlad a break.

is there a big queue for that?

[one_iota]

is there a big queue for that?

Only a snooker cue

[dobbo]

Only a snooker cue

Kindred brothers "They both use rubber gloves in their types of work"

[one_iota]

Kindred brothers "They both use rubber gloves in their types of work"

Latex Lovers:eek:

[fernockulated]

is there a big queue for that?

mate for you that queue is a long way away,spose you could call it a
"far queue ":eek: :o :D :wasntme:


Originally Posted by incisor
The high Posters hall of fame

The Sirs of Post Surges

BigBugga (the first of the furious typists)
Ferno (the duke of doublepost)
Vlad (the rubbergloved dorisite)
Ace (the pitmanschismatic)

cant wait to see who/what the next contender might be.......

even though now slugging it out down among the lower ranks lately,i am overwhelmed to see a top four ranking still there ,thanks Dave
(will send the cheque later;) ):wasntme:

[one_iota]

mate for you that queue is a long way away,spose you could call it a
"far queue ":eek: :o :D :wasntme:


Originally Posted by incisor
The high Posters hall of fame

The Sirs of Post Surges

BigBugga (the first of the furious typists)
Ferno (the duke of doublepost)
Vlad (the rubbergloved dorisite)
Ace (the pitmanschismatic)

cant wait to see who/what the next contender might be.......

even though now slugging it out down among the lower ranks lately,i am overwhelmed to see a top four ranking still there ,thanks Dave
(will send the cheque later;) ):wasntme:

You can (should) say that again :D

[fernockulated]

Ok ,since you insist,:D :cool:



mate for you that queue is a long way away,spose you could call it a
"far queue ":eek: :o :D :wasntme:


Originally Posted by incisor
The high Posters hall of fame

The Sirs of Post Surges

BigBugga (the first of the furious typists)
Ferno (the duke of doublepost)
Vlad (the rubbergloved dorisite)
Ace (the pitmanschismatic)

cant wait to see who/what the next contender might be.......

even though now slugging it out down among the lower ranks lately,i am overwhelmed to see a top four ranking still there ,thanks Dave
(will send the cheque later;) ):wasntme:

[one_iota]

Ok ,since you insist,:D :cool:

Those were the days my friend...auld lang syne and moby and such

Forum life was much simpler then

[fernockulated]

ah yes,them was the days,when we could slang off at each other and not get into trouble,then there was the smiley wars,then the saturday that BB and I got into quote on quote on quote thread,thought we was gunna crash the system that day (probably didnt help it much:wasntme: )memories all preserved somewhere on the ether,such is the cost of progress,sigh!

as for moby,havent heard from new owner ,but last heard it was stripped of hardtop and alloy bulbar and comfy seats and was being reverted to mill specs ,although talk of painting it PINK (recon colors i think) worried me a little:eek:


what ever happened to the "good ole days"?:(

[numpty]

Is Ace the first to reach 10000?
If you have master for 100, Wizard for 1000...why not ACE for 10000. He'll be forever remembered then :D

Numpty's Missus

[Ace]

I like numpty's ,missus.
























Only as a friend Numpty, dont worry. :D

[one_iota]

ah yes,them was the days,when we could slang off at each other and not get into trouble,then there was the smiley wars,then the saturday that BB and I got into quote on quote on quote thread,thought we was gunna crash the system that day (probably didnt help it much:wasntme: )memories all preserved somewhere on the ether,such is the cost of progress,sigh!

as for moby,havent heard from new owner ,but last heard it was stripped of hardtop and alloy bulbar and comfy seats and was being reverted to mill specs ,although talk of painting it PINK (recon colors i think) worried me a little:eek:


what ever happened to the "good ole days"?:(

And it was all pre-google-earth:

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2006/09/307.jpg

[dobbo]

Come on Ace your on the home stretch now don't keep us all waiting

[Ace]

Yeah, i might.

[one_iota]

Yeah, i might.

Only 13 to go :eek:

[Ace]

Yeah, not far to go now.


YAWN, crikey i am tired, i think i might go to bed. :cool:

[dobbo]

Hopefully he'll stay offline for a week or two
But I doubt it.

[Ace]

Hopefully he'll stay offline for a week or two
But I doubt it.

You are going to need more time than that. :D

Mind you with the way you are posting it wont take you long to catch up. :D

[Yabbie]

I wonder if we can actually find out the longest time Ace has been Offline without using Holidays away as a reason.


9 more to go.








Will there be Cake?

or Beer!!!

[Quiggers]

And at one beer per post, that'd be....burrrrp......kinda miss bigbugga....GQ ..better have another beer.....your shout mat...

[RichardK]

Hmmmmmmmmmm.................lets see...............10000 at say 2 minutes a post.................uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh yes by jove!!!!...........13.888 days of solid posting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DEFENDERZOOK]

just get bigbugga to do another bit of a clean up.....and he will never get to 10,000 posts.....:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:






:wasntme:

[dobbo]

Wait till he gets to 9999 before that though

[DEFENDERZOOK]

he can post faster than they can delete......

its gotta be done now that hes asleep......

[dobbo]

He'll try and take tommorow off from posting to mess with our heads, he won't succeed he's addicted to posting on this forum.

I think he'd find a way to post even if he had broken fingers. The old pencil in the mouth trick.

[DEFENDERZOOK]

he uses that trick now........on a second computer.....
you cant post that quick with just one computer......

[VladTepes]

Is Ace the first to reach 10000?
If you have master for 100, Wizard for 1000...why not ACE for 10000. He'll be forever remembered then :D

Numpty's Missus


Who says we want to remember him FOREVER ?!



And it was all pre-google-earth:

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2006/09/307.jpg

What's that? A target package for an AULRO-ICBM ?

[Ace]

he uses that trick now........on a second computer.....
you cant post that quick with just one computer......

No but you can with two windows open. :cool:

Not long to go now.

Jason- i will have a 10000th post cake at the BBQ, are you coming to this one? matt

[Ace]

Well, post number 10000 is right her, when do the fireworks go off? :D

[Ace]

Well, i am a sultan. Thats better than a spurious poster hey Phoenix? :D

[incisor]

depends on whos glasses you are peering through :P

[Ace]

Beer glasses perhaps :D

[one_iota]

What's that? A target package for an AULRO-ICBM ?





No.

It is the answer to the question "Where is Ferno?"

[Ace]

No.

It is the answer to the question "Where is Ferno?"

What other answers do you have OI?

[Scouse]

What other answers do you have OI?I bet Mahn knows this answer:

42

[one_iota]

I bet Mahn knows this answer:

42

:D

Last night Pedro suggested in the Oh Dear thread that I was "Deep Throat"

and now I am labelled with the title "Deep Thought".

:confused: ;)

[BigJon]

I bet Mahn knows this answer:

42

Everyone should know that answer, afterall it is the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything.

[one_iota]

Everyone should know that answer, afterall it is the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything.

Not necessarily:

http://www.digitalthoughtsw.com/DTS/42/

;)

[dobbo]

I thought Land rovers were the answer to life the universe and everything


deap thought isn't that bad I'd prefer to answer to mice than be subserviant to zaphoid like poor old marven

[Mud_Bogger6]

Congrats Ace 10,000 posts

[dobbo]

You would think a sultan would be lower than a wizard, A wizard has supernatural powers. A definition of a Sultan is the ruler of a mid eastern country (not exact definition but the politically correct version)

[George130]

Ace you need to slow down. I have only just gone over 2000!

[LoadedDisco]

Ace's post counter should clock over at 10,000 and he should go back to #1. :p

[harro]

Sultan? What about Guru or Sage, even Sharman.
Deary me, we could have done better!:D:D:D

[dobbo]

Sultan? What about Guru or Sage, even Sharman.
Deary me, we could have done better!:D:D:D

A Jedi perhaps?

[harro]

A Jedi perhaps?
No, If I remember rightly we would then have to Knight him.:o

[dobbo]

No, If I remember rightly we would then have to Knight him.:o

True, and there is No way I'm calling him Sir (I think thats the reason why he's in the profession he's in)

Sultan just sounds like a demotion to me.

[harro]

True, and there is No way I'm calling him Sir (I think thats the reason why he's in the profession he's in)

Sultan just sounds like a demotion to me.
And 'correct me if I'm wrong' It's not like we are cruising around on CAMELS!:D:D:D

[dobbo]

And 'correct me if I'm wrong' It's not like we are cruising around on CAMELS!:D:D:D

Thats exactly right, Of course there is nothing wrong with persons who do but it should be more Aussie.

[harro]

Thats exactly right, Of course there is nothing wrong with persons who do but it should be more Aussie.


Now I'm worried, "ELDER"?

[one_iota]

Maybe some of the recent arrivals miss the significance of the title and its history...it harks back to the previous forum and was Ace's title...that is the Sultan of Solihull.

You may care to read pages of scintillating, erudite and typically focused deliberation about Ace's next title:

http://www.aulro.com/afvb/showthread.php't=25000

You see even this debate has been waged before :p :D

A bit like the topic "what oil I should use in my Land Rover".

[harro]

Maybe some of the recent arrivals miss the significance of the title and its history...it harks back to the previous forum and was Ace's title...that is the Sultan of Solihull.

You may care to read pages of scintillating, erudite and typically focused deliberation about Ace's next title:

http://www.aulro.com/afvb/showthread.php't=25000

You see even this debate has been waged before :p :D

A bit like the topic "what oil I should use in my Land Rover".
I bow humbly, there is History that precedes us.:)

[dobbo]

I bow humbly, there is History that precedes us.:)


Yes I agree but history is not always right or wrong.


I think I get it know

Camel as in Camel Trophey
Sultan is the king of the Arabians





If I get to 10k do I have to be known as a Sultan though:(


I think I'd prefer

"Lazy person who should be driving there Landie instead of posting on this Forum"

Thats for my personal title though
If I get to it

[harro]

Yes I agree but history is not always right or wrong.


I think I get it know

Camel as in Camel Trophey
Sultan is the king of the Arabians





If I get to 10k do I have to be known as a Sultan though:(


I think I'd prefer

"Lazy person who should be driving there Landie instead of posting on this Forum"

Thats for my personal title though
If I get to it

In that case 'elder' will do.:D:D:D:D

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Well Done Ace,, :D


now for the next ten-- :burnrubber:

[DiscoTDI]

Nice achievment Ace;)

[one_iota]

If I get to 10k do I have to be known as a Sultan though:(



:D

Better a sultan than a sultana

[incisor]

If I get to 10k do I have to be known as a Sultan though:(

we already have other names for you ;)

[harro]

:D

Better a sultan than a sultana
I've always preferred raisins.

Demand 'Guru' it's a natural elevation.:D:D:D:D:D

[DiscoTDI]

we already have other names for you ;)


That wasnt a name, it was more of a statement:p :twisted:

[DEFENDERZOOK]

hey...congrats......but be careful though.....
this isnt a good week for legends......

[Ace]

I reckon dobbo will pass me before i get to 20000, the man is a machine. How long has he been a member? He is nearly up to 2000 already.

[fernockulated]

And it was all pre-google-earth:

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2006/09/307.jpg

actually those co-ordinates are slightly off,I am a little to the left and up a bit,just near the little green triangle,the pointer is at the bottom of Mt.Greville,a very large rocky outcrop,here is another angle
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2006/09/277.jpg

[fernockulated]

:cool: Oh,and congrats to Ace on his "achievement",and commiserations to Stacey for his not being there when he was in here:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[one_iota]

:cool: Oh,and congrats to Ace on his "achievement",and commiserations to Stacey for his not being there when he was in here:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Hear hear!!!:

Stacey is the ace of AULRO widows:D

The Sultan's Sultana

[Ace]

Hear hear!!!:

Stacey is the ace of AULRO widows:D

The Sultan's Sultana

I am sure stacey would agree with you all. :D

[harro]

Hear hear!!!:

Stacey is the ace of AULRO widows:D

The Sultan's Sultana

You never know, She may in fact be grateful for AULRO:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D.

[Ace]

You never know, She may in fact be grateful for AULRO:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D.

Trust me she isnt. :cool: :D

[Mud_Bogger6]

I would be If I was her.


























Your a major pain in the _______

[Ace]

I would be If I was her.

Your a major pain in the _______

Would you like a detention michael?