Stop the boys swimming

[Captain_Rightfoot]

It's official... heated seats lowers your sperm count! Now that we have two children I need to get me some of those heated seats quickly I think!! :eek:

This option sounds fairly painless compared to some of the others that have been suggested to me recently. ;) :D

See the story here. (http://rawstory.com/news/2006/Heated_seats_in_cars_blamed_for_low_09052006.html)

[numpty]

Hello Mrs Captain....

Just CLOSE the swimming pool!!
Right!!?? :D:D:D:D

Numpty's Missus

[hiline]

Hello Mrs Captain....

Just CLOSE the swimming pool!!
Right!!?? :D:D:D:D

Numpty's Missus

:clap2: :clap2: :thumbsup: you girls stick together ;)

[Disco_Drivin_Dude]

I don't doubt that heated seats and tight pants will decrease your sperm count. Now I'm no doctor, but that won't stop me from relaying a story about a mate (Crispy) and his constant wearing of underpants (jocks).

Whilst trail riding, Crispy came to a sudden stop on his old XR350, and when doing so, squashed his nuts onto the petrol tank (no safety seat on pre-1994 XR's). After about 30 minutes of him rolling around on the ground hanging onto his pills and trying not to vomit, he got up and we rode straight back to his place. I left and headed home, leaving him on his own.

The next day I got a call from his wife.... Crispy was in hospital. His left nut had swollen to the size of a tennis ball. The doctor checked him out and it was found that his left nut had a tumor. So they CUT IT OUT AND THREW IT AWAY!!!! Crispy was finding it bit hard to believe that he would have cancer of the left nut as he is a health freak. The doctor then explained why the male reproductive organs are on the outside of the body versus the female reproductive organs being on the inside.... temperature control, and the fact that he wears jocks all the time, was the most likely cause of his tumor, as jocks are usually tight and wearing them is like wearing a tight jumper around your ball bag.

I never really believed that jocks could be the primary cause of testicular cancer. That was until he had to go back and have his right nut removed because it was cancerous too. Now he has 2 plastic nuts installed. :eek:

As a result of his rubber nuts... his nickname is no longer "Crispy".... it's "Tuperware Nuts" :p

I have never worn a pair of jocks since. :cool:

[Yabbie]

So how is Tuppers after his ordeal?

Still the same man he used to be, I suppose after having the lads removed and replaced with a plastic version would have it's advantages.

I mean look on the bright side of life.

Atleast now after having a root he would have generated enough static electricity to power ............ well lets not speculate on his bedroom
performances :)

[dobbo]

just go and see Dr Twobricks

Then no one will be "swimmin with the fishes seee!!!!! "

Sure your voice raises by two octives and you get fat well fatter and you develop man boobs but no more............

[4bee]

As a result of his rubber nuts... his nickname is no longer "Crispy".... it's "Tupperware Nuts"


He'll no doubt be pleased you lifted the lid on that then.:D:D

[Yabbie]

He'll no doubt be pleased you lifted the lid on that then.:D:D

Atleast the advantages of tupperware is that it's resealable:twisted:

[Captain_Rightfoot]

Atleast the advantages of tupperware is that it's resealable:twisted:
And has a lifetime warranty :eek: ;) :D

[Jamo]

And they're microwave and dishwasher safe!

[crump]

and he has somewhere to keep his smoko.:D

[4bee]

I trust he has the round ones & not the square ones?:D

[Jamo]

and if they break, just show them to the tupperware lady and she'll replace them.

[Disco_Drivin_Dude]

He'll no doubt be pleased you lifted the lid on that then.:D:D
:clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2:

The sad part of the story is, if you ever meet the guy....he will tell you the whole tale himself within 5 minutes of shaking hands. Viagra is his new candy.

[Ace]

Sounds nasty. I wont crack any more tupperware jokes i think enough have been cracked.

[Captain_Rightfoot]

Sounds nasty. I wont crack any more tupperware jokes i think enough have been cracked.
To crack anymore of these (LOL) would be dicing with trouble.:eek: :D

It's great he's still here enjoying life :)