I found jesus!!

[crump]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2006/11/142.jpg

[incisor]

only you would have been looking there!

[crump]

:D :D :D I just wish I owned the dog, it would be worth a fortune.

[Pedro_The_Swift]

there'd be a different kind of aura if you looked close enough---:p

[Mudguts]

its an omen.............after all whats "DOG" spelt back to front.

cant wait for the pilgrims to start rolling up and kissing it!!!

[Ace]

I didnt know jesus lived in a **** hole. :D

[dobbo]

I didnt know jesus lived in a **** hole. :D


No just the Ghetto;)

[Ace]

No just the Ghetto;)

So you to live close to each other then. :D






























Just kidding dobbo, when do you move into the new house? Is that on the weekend of the xmas party?

[dobbo]

So you to live close to each other then. :D


Just kidding dobbo, when do you move into the new house? Is that on the weekend of the xmas party?

Mate

If that post went any further over your head it'd be in orbit

And yes somewhere around that time

[numpty]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c239/Weem6/jesus.jpg

And dog said " let there be light " and he lifted his tail and it was so.

[crump]

And dog said " let there be light " and he lifted his tail and it was so.

and it was GOODO.(just a small dog food joke there.):eek:

[dobbo]

and it was GOODO.(just a small dog food joke there.):eek:


Crump you need a smacko across the head for that one


Goood boy

[crump]

Crump you need a smacko across the head for that one


Goood boy

and I thought you were my PAL.:D

[dobbo]

and I thought you were my PAL.:D

Mate

Your so full of it

"Ya can carve it"

but I love how shiny your coat is in the photo:D

[crump]

Mate

Your so full of it

"Ya can carve it"

but I love how shiny your coat is in the photo:D

Thanks CHUM, snigger.:D

[dobbo]

Thanks CHUM, snigger.:D


Your so funny,

you must have a peDEGREE in comedy

you almost Kibbled me from LOL

[crump]

Your so funny,

you must have a peDEGREE in comedy

you almost Kibbled me from LOL

no need for that tone BUSTER, but I have to admit you are one LUCKYDOG to have bought your new place, you must be feeling absolutely BONZA.
:D :D :D

[dobbo]

I got nothing

Crump, we all know your TOPDOG around this place, therefore, anyone who challenges you must end up in the dryer

[loanrangie]

Is that why they sacrifice goats ? its a goats **** not a dog.

[crump]

I got nothing

Crump, we all know your TOPDOG around this place, therefore, anyone who challenges you must end up in the dryer

I got no BONIO to pick with you.:D

[crump]

Is that why they sacrifice goats ? its a goats **** not a dog.

isnt the bottom of a goats tail bare skin? It is in every Saanen, Alpine, Toggenberg, Nubian and Boer that I"ve ever milked.

[numpty]

isnt the bottom of a goats tail bare skin? It is in every Saanen, Alpine, Toggenberg, Nubian and Boer that I"ve ever milked.

I may be mistaken, but isn't it only a bare that has bare skin.

And the dog jokes are enough to give anyone the collie wobbles.

[Ace]

Mate

If that post went any further over your head it'd be in orbit

And yes somewhere around that time

It must be because i lack your high level of intelligence dobbo. You need to explain such complex jokes a little bit clearer for me, i am slow on the uptake.

[crump]

It must be because i lack your high level of intelligence dobbo. You need to explain such complex jokes a little bit clearer for me, i am slow on the uptake.

now this thread is about dogs and err, possibly goats as well as really crap puns, but there is no room for cats and their claws,try the Noahs Ark or the Menagerie thread, as I cant keep up.:D

[dobbo]

It must be because i lack your high level of intelligence dobbo. You need to explain such complex jokes a little bit clearer for me, i am slow on the uptake.


It's O.K Ace <= I'm with Stupid:D
we forgive you

[dobbo]

isnt the bottom of a goats tail bare skin?


It is in every Saanen, Alpine, Toggenberg, Nubian and Boer that I"ve ever milked.




You do what to the goats

Remember the Lord is my shepherd.....


....What does this make Crump then?

Seriously though what do you do with the goats milk, make cheese, drink, etc....

And why do you shave there bums?


Is it the sheep equivilant of a brazillian?

[Slunnie]

Did someone say Goats? :banana:

[dobbo]

I just checked my address bar to make sure this is AULRO and not some landie site from NZ or wales

[Vandermorph]

Maybe it means something back of dog, Dog backwards i mean it could be religous. He hasnt been near a church lawn has he?:D :wasntme:

[crump]

You do what to the goats

Remember the Lord is my shepherd.....


....What does this make Crump then?

Seriously though what do you do with the goats milk, make cheese, drink, etc....

And why do you shave there bums?


Is it the sheep equivilant of a brazillian?

used to have a goat stud when I was a kid, and I was weaned on goats milk, the underside of their tail is devoid of hair,( I should know , I've delivered enough kids), I could be wrong, but thats a dogs freckle.;)

[crump]

I may be mistaken, but isn't it only a bare that has bare skin.

And the dog jokes are enough to give anyone the collie wobbles.

Collie Wobbles??? Havent heard of that brand.??:D

[dobbo]

used to have a goat stud when I was a kid, and I was weaned on goats milk, the underside of their tail is devoid of hair,( I should know , I've delivered enough kids), I could be wrong, but thats a dogs freckle.;)


So therefore

If the Lord is my Shephard

And your a shephards son...........












.......... THOU IS CRUMP

[crump]

ahh, you have finally seen the light.:D

[p38arover]

It must be because i lack your high level of intelligence dobbo. You need to explain such complex jokes a little bit clearer for me, i am slow on the uptake.

It's gone right over mine as well.

Ron

[loanrangie]

isnt the bottom of a goats tail bare skin? It is in every Saanen, Alpine, Toggenberg, Nubian and Boer that I"ve ever milked.

You have obviously spent too much time with goats !

[crump]

You have obviously spent too much time with goats !
yep,every morning and afternoon.

[Omaroo]

Reminds me of the dyslexic agnostic... who always wondered if there really was a dog.

[Bigbjorn]

Hmm!!! Found Jesus. This is a regular occurence amongst convicts who think that a discovery of religious belief will assist with a parole application. Where did you say you resided?

[Ace]

It's gone right over mine as well.

Ron

yeah, dont feel bad Ron, you get it on the big jobs.

[LoadedDisco]

Crunp,
Have you had heaps of religious nuts coming around to look at your dogs bum yet. :D LOL