ah bugger.

[shorty943]

My beer seems to have evaporated. Back in a sec.

shorty.

[Quiggers]

Got the same problem....

[shorty943]

shall oka now. gotbeer.

Carlton Draught, good coz it's made from beer.

[timberwolf_302]

Carlton Draught, good coz it's made from beer.

Yeah?

Well Tooheys New is made from catapulting a whole bunch of crap into the sky.

(According to the Ad)

[rangieman]

and coopers just tastes like that muddy murry river:eek:

[Quiggers]

I thought the sheilas were tasty....

[dmdigital]

As long as it's not VB or XXXX.... Have you noticed beer is colour coded. Rather pickled guy in front of me at a pub in NT one day asked for:

2 yellow, 4 green, 2 red and 3 blue

and got

2 XXXX, 4 VB, 2 MB and 3 Fosters


See you don't even need to be able to read!

[100I]

Yeah?

Well Tooheys New is made from catapulting a whole bunch of crap into the sky.

(According to the Ad)

and VB is made from...... here we go

[shorty943]

Yeah?

Well Tooheys New is made from catapulting a whole bunch of crap into the sky.

(According to the Ad)

That is why I have always preferred Toohey's Old.

shorty.

[shorty943]

As long as it's not VB or XXXX.... Have you noticed beer is colour coded. Rather pickled guy in front of me at a pub in NT one day asked for:

2 yellow, 4 green, 2 red and 3 blue

and got

2 XXXX, 4 VB, 2 MB and 3 Fosters


See you don't even need to be able to read!


Hmm. They must have changed the recipe. Lived in NT after leaving the Navy. We always called that QLD stuff "barbed wire."

shorty.

[shorty943]

and coopers just tastes like that muddy murry river:eek:

You just don't drink it fast enough rangie, it is the only beer left in OZ that is still naturally brewed.

shorty.

[shorty943]

Damn it's happened again, back in a sec.

[Quiggers]

Good thing that bloke wasn't colour blind there, eh, dmtd5......

My Coopers is getting low so I'm about to have the new number one stout in Australia - the NR Brewing - Orca.

GQ

[shorty943]

Good thing that bloke wasn't colour blind there, eh, dmtd5......

My Coopers is getting low so I'm about to have the new number one stout in Australia - the NR Brewing - Orca.

GQ

Must be new.

Stout is THE winter drink in my circle, never heard of it.

time to hit the bottle-oh again.

shorty.

[Quiggers]

I'll get back to you, shorty. Standby.

It's a real beauty - but too heavy for summer up here...then again its pretty bloody cold currently, for the subtropics........

Hey, shorty, where's Tailem Bend? I've heard of it, there's a dam????
I have to go to Lake Gairdner in March... maybe I could bring a few......

GQ

[shorty943]

Lower Murray River, about 20 K's from where she flows into Lake Alexandrina.

Bit of a drive from the Dry lakes up north, take the scenic route.

about 80 K's up the South Eastern Freeway from Adelaide.

Got some room, real BIG shed, kid brother, also EX-Navy, has housebout at Wellington, the last town on the Murray, right on the lake entrance.

shorty.

[Pedro_The_Swift]

As long as it's not VB or XXXX.... Have you noticed beer is colour coded. Rather pickled guy in front of me at a pub in NT one day asked for:

2 yellow, 4 green, 2 red and 3 blue

and got

2 XXXX, 4 VB, 2 MB and 3 Fosters


See you don't even need to be able to read!


its been awhile since XXXX has been yellow,,

did he drink them in any particular order??

[Mud_Bogger6]

Yeah?

Well Tooheys New is made from catapulting a whole bunch of crap into the sky.

(According to the Ad)

Don't forget the Deer

[BigJon]

its been awhile since XXXX has been yellow,,



XXXX Gold cans have always been yellow in my limited experience. I only drink it because it is cheap and if I have enough it gets me where I want to go...:twisted:

[Bigbjorn]

Don't forget the Deer
Or the two virgins being sacrificed to the beer gods.

[Bigbjorn]

shall oka now. gotbeer.

Carlton Draught, good coz it's made from beer.
I only drink anything made by Carlton & United if it is free, and, there is no alternative.

My late father-in-law used to refer to Carlton beer as Surfside Sex, "F---ing near water".

[Quiggers]

I don't reckon they were virgins.....

GQ

[Frenchie]

I also have problems with my beer evaporating. The solution is to drink it more quickly. :cool:

[Vandermorph]

My beer seems to have evaporated. Back in a sec.

shorty.
Doesnt evaporation mean rain has gone back to the clouds? Its gunna rain BEER now???:eek: :eek:

[fernockulated]

It might rain Datsun Cogs...errrrr....cats n dogs!! :D

could be worse,it could be
hailing taxi's
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Vandermorph]

could be worse,it could be
hailing taxi's
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Todays weather forcast is Land #@$%#@* Hailing on the rockiest mountain slopes unfortunately they were not meant for this treatment for they are now being transported to the wreckers. No place like home hey folks? This is Peter T reporting here and back to the newsteam:D

[Mud_Bogger6]

Doesnt evaporation mean rain has gone back to the clouds? Its gunna rain BEER now???:eek: :eek:

Don't you watch TV???! the only way it'll rain beer is if we launch a tone of crap in the sky, followed by two good looking, bikini clad woman, then a deer:lol2:

[Vandermorph]

Don't you watch TV???! the only way it'll rain beer is if we launch a tone of crap in the sky, followed by two good looking, bikini clad woman, then a deer:lol2:
Im sure santa could lend us some like i mean we are sending them back