Stop Alien Abductions

[MickS]

Came across this web site.......:D :D :D

Hope the link works.

http://www.stopabductions.com

[DeeJay]

Yes,
The link works, but I doubt the helmet does, as I've never seen anyone wearing one.
Methinks they were abducted by aliens:D
Well, it IS late.

[MickS]

Read the "testimonials"....:D

[dmdigital]

So gladwrap doesn't work :confused:

[rick130]

I just use Alfoil. Works for me.... :lol2:

[dobbo]

So gladwrap doesn't work :confused:


No Gladwrap is not a goer, however Aluminium works best, you need to surround your entire body with either Aluminium foil to avoid abduction or just craft yourself up and wear a helmet, if your just after mind control defuser.

The rest of this post is hidden if you can read it you are worthy of knowing the truth.

There is an alternative to these silly and not so fashionable fashion fopars. I presume it must be quite hard for you Sydney, Brisbane and Melbourne based users to step out on the street wearing head to toe tin foil. Afterall it isn't very fashionable for the modern day Metrosexual male, is it?

Bloody poofters and wierdoes the whole lot of ya

Guys, buy a Defender, Series, D2 or D3 RangeRover(from P38a and afterwards) and drive it.
Ask any of these owners if they have been abducted by aliens, the answer would be NO.

Rover knew of these abductions since the early 50's and quickly developed a vehicle crafted from aluminium to prevent abductions, naturally the aliens wanted more subjects to anal probe and ARTC chip (don't ask). To keep VIP's safe and still retane the 0.1% culling of the population per solar system year. (necessary to keep the interstellar peace treatie and avoid war) Land Rover raised the pricing of there products just slightly out of reach of the modern day citizen, this was necessary to protect all V.I.P's, military persons and essential person's from being abducted in the 0.1%. and still having a few "little fish" to through back into the pond.
With progress comes problems, with the invention of the Land Rover things were looking good for us humans. The cullers however had a secret weapon. Still unknown how the alien abductors found a way to disable the Aluminium protection offered to us Land Rover owners and a few lost souls were lost to these 845tards. The population went mad, thus sales dropped, LR had to devise a new way of protecting it's customers (the smarter portion of the worlds population)
The answer was simple, still keep the Aluminium protection but use it in conjunction with multiple radio wave jamming devices, the military had been using these frequency jammers with success for years now it was Land Rovers turn. Thus the experimental Lucas technologies based Land Rovers of the mid 90's were developed, the P38a. This was the first of a stage of vehicles and used the complex electricals to provide a frequency jamming net to protect the occupants from the "Beam me up" or "stairway to heaven" syndromes. The theory was officially put to production with the Discovery, upgraded and further developed in the D3, RR and RRS models.

You know know as much as me, so if I go, you go as well. This is a factual post from a essential member of the worlds population.

[dobbo]

Just don't cross over to Toymotors, or Nissabishi's etc :twisted:

Thats what I said drive a landy and you'll be O.K drive a Toymota or a Nissobushi and you are in the Alien Sigmoidascope lotto:D

This is why the Toymotta drivers need big comfie seats , cause their bums are sore.:wasntme:


And where the phrase "In space no one can hear you scream" originated from

[dobbo]

they want the majority of so called "normal" people to do their probing and testing on (more consistent results, better control group for research etc). Just don't cross over to Toymotors, or Nissabishi's etc :twisted:

Those poor B45t4rds,


Do you think the aliens would have the decency to at least give Tomo Joe average a bit of a "reach around" whilst the probing is in action?

[blitz]

It's probably one of the better scams that I have seen, it preys on those members of society who are already on the edge of sanity and it is almost legitimate in comparison to the pathetic nigerian oil scams.

Bloody Troppo the lot of them.

Blitz

[stusgonesailing]

Then maybe this is the problem.

The aliens abducted smart Landy owners, probed and lobotomised them, after that had to buy a toymotanissabitsu****ty.

I'm putting a colander on my head right now. my **** will heal but there is no way i am driving any jap crap:eek:

[dobbo]

I'm putting a colander on my head right now. my **** will heal but there is no way i am driving any jap crap:eek:


So how's it going with the colander on your head? Do we get any pictures?
Do you get any interference when using your mobile phone whilst adorning your anti probing/ mind melding headwear?

Has it stopped the voices?

Do the lambs still scream Stus?


Damn it Spock we need some answers.

[stusgonesailing]

No more voices.....but then again everybody has stopped talking to me now.... maybe there all aliens.

there is a lot of sniggering in the background though.

[FenianEel]

If these were sold in shops, they would be a big seller in West End, we've got everything else!!

[100I]

If these were sold in shops, they would be a big seller in West End, we've got everything else!!
I'll sell you one..

[FenianEel]

I'll sell you one..

I think a full bedpot would be more effective, and you could actually see and smell that the idea is a crock of *$^&!!

[adm333]

If these were sold in shops, they would be a big seller in West End, we've got everything else!!

Speaking of which, have you seen the maroon Tarago in West End that is the cult vehicle for some group apparently concerned about alien abductions or the apocalypse or something.

No Joke.

I hadn't seen it for a while but then it appeared again the other day.

I laugh out loud every time.

:eek:

[FenianEel]

Speaking of which, have you seen the maroon Tarago in West End that is the cult vehicle for some group apparently concerned about alien abductions or the apocalypse or something.

No Joke.

I hadn't seen it for a while but then it appeared again the other day.

I laugh out loud every time.

:eek:

Haha DaVE,

The "Raelians" - he was what I was thinking of!!! Absolutely hilarious:D :D www.raelian.org (http://www.raelian.org) for the normal folks

[dobbo]

Haha DaVE,

The "Raelians" - he was what I was thinking of!!! Absolutely hilarious:D :D www.raelian.org (http://www.raelian.org) for the normal folks


Man

Thats just plain F***ed up.

Aliens don't look like Michael Jackson, however Michael Jackson doesn't really look like Michael Jackson anymore so what do the aliens of the raelians really look like.
(try saying that quickly without a collander on your head!!!!)


Make sure the bed pan is the blue plastic type, the metal doesn't work and in fact in some cases have been used as an aerial to recieve incoming transmissions,(ever had one of them old type fillings for you teeth that could pick up radio) this is why in the early 90's you used to see teenagers with metal trimming on their baseball caps, talking in American accents. It wasn't their fault, their body's were just being channelled by radiowaves from the cinemas playing Boyz in da hood. If however they turned their hat slightly, from the backwards position to a frontal position they would not only be protecting their noses from sunburn but would by default be receiving waves from the more mainstream channels, they would have been talking like the cast of Home and away, Blue heelers, Acropolis Now and even the odd re-run of Kingswood country.

Oh and if you can get someone to place a full bedpan on their head remember to take a picture.

[Turtle61]

www.raelian.org

Strewth ... there is a lot of useless bloody **** on the web :eek:

[shorty943]

What I don't understand, is why someone would want to abduct an alien in the first place?
Can they cook? or sew and mend clothes and such like? Or is it just some new social fashion fad?

Shorty943.