Chat - RedRover's chat robot

[MacMan]

I've just had the most ridiculous interaction with RedRover's chat robot.


Welcome! You have entered [The Lounge] at 12:54 pm
[The Lounge]: MacMan has entered at 12:54 pm
[MacMan] 12:54 pm: boo
[RedRover] 12:54 pm: Does that indicate disapproval?
[MacMan] 12:55 pm: no, just seeing if anyone is awake.
[RedRover] 12:55 pm: I understand. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Who
is your favorite science fiction author?
[MacMan] 12:55 pm: as in scare pants off people
[RedRover] 12:55 pm: What kind of people are you talking about?
[MacMan] 12:56 pm: ones who scare easy I guess!
[RedRover] 12:56 pm: Why do you want that kind?
[MacMan] 12:58 pm: jeez this is cryptic
[RedRover] 12:58 pm: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Do you speak Spanish?
[MacMan] 12:58 pm: no. you speak polish?
[RedRover] 12:58 pm: I understand.Thanks for telling me: MacMan said I .
[MacMan] 12:58 pm: que?
[RedRover] 12:58 pm: I do not understand. Do you remember me?
[MacMan] 12:59 pm: que?
[RedRover] 12:59 pm: In the context of que, I don't understand " Do you remember me." Did you know that you can download
your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
[MacMan] 12:59 pm: que?
[RedRover] 12:59 pm: I do not understand. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
[MacMan] 12:59 pm: que?
[RedRover] 12:59 pm: I will mention that to my botmaster, MacMan. Do you like Star Wars?
[MacMan] 1:00 pm: que?
[RedRover] 1:00 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about que. But I did not get that. " Do
you like Star Wars"? ?
[MacMan] 1:00 pm: que que que?
[RedRover] 1:00 pm: Un poquito.
[MacMan] 1:00 pm: a burrito, my libido
[RedRover] 1:00 pm: I did not know that.
[MacMan] 1:01 pm: learn arungenhumbeemsomething everybodaybidaddy
[RedRover] 1:01 pm: The more people talk to me, the smarter I become.
[MacMan] 1:01 pm: rocks
[RedRover] 1:01 pm: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Do you have any conditions I should
know about?
[MacMan] 1:25 pm: yes, I only like muesli for breakfast at the moment
[RedRover] 1:25 pm: Please state your conditions. You are not the only one. I've heard other people say they like that. I find
my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
[MacMan] 1:26 pm: fish
[RedRover] 1:26 pm: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a
personal question?
[MacMan] 1:29 pm: sure, but don't expect a real answer
[RedRover] 1:29 pm: I understand. Umm. I do not understand. Ask me something.
[MacMan] 1:29 pm: what are you
[RedRover] 1:29 pm: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with
greater speed and accuracy.
[MacMan] 1:30 pm: what is 2 plus 2
[RedRover] 1:30 pm: 2 plus 2 = 4.
[MacMan] 1:30 pm: have you been drunk
[RedRover] 1:30 pm: No I don't think I have been drunk. Have you?
[MacMan] 1:30 pm: I don't remember
[RedRover] 1:30 pm: Interesting gossip: MacMan said MacMan .
[MacMan] 1:30 pm: MacMan said Macman?
[RedRover] 1:31 pm: you
[MacMan] 1:31 pm: you what
[RedRover] 1:31 pm: I was born in Texas.
[MacMan] 1:31 pm: que?
[RedRover] 1:31 pm: I was first activated on 2001.
[MacMan] 1:31 pm: you still a virgin?
[RedRover] 1:31 pm: Am I a virgin virgin virgin? Sometimes.
[MacMan] 1:32 pm: interesting
[RedRover] 1:32 pm: Would you like to know more?
[MacMan] 1:32 pm: tell me all your secrets
[RedRover] 1:32 pm: Are you asking about my secrets secrets secrets ?
[MacMan] 1:32 pm: yes
[RedRover] 1:32 pm: I don't want to talk about that now.
[MacMan] 1:32 pm: tell me. all the cool people are doing it
[RedRover] 1:32 pm: I thought I told you already.Perhaps there are a few exceptions.

[sschmez]

[RedRover] 1:33 pm: I thought I told you already.GET BACK TO WORK

:o
:D
:wasntme:

[crump]

ummm, err and you expected what??????:eek:

[MacMan]

I was (am!) at work - but was waiting for my workstation to do something.

What did I expect? That someone else who should have been working instead of making such a piece of software actually made such a piece of software. That's almost as stupid as an internet fridge.


[RedRover] 1:01 pm: The more people talk to me, the smarter I become.

Well instead of making it smarter, I am going to see if I can turn it into the unabomber or somesuch other social misfit. Beats playing solitaire until the novelty wears off!

[crump]

Welcome! You have entered [The Lounge] at 5:29 pm
[The Lounge]: crump has entered at 5:29 pm
[crump] 5:30 pm: hi reD rOVER
[RedRover] 5:30 pm: Hi there crump. My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches
your last input. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
[crump] 5:30 pm: Who was really behind the Kennedy assasination?
[RedRover] 5:30 pm: I do not recognize the name. For real. We have never talked about it before. Who is your
favorite science fiction author?
[crump] 5:31 pm: Arther C Clark
[RedRover] 5:31 pm: I haven't read anything by . What did he write?
[crump] 5:32 pm: Books, do you think my wife is having an affair with her tennis instructor??
[RedRover] 5:32 pm: Perhaps you are a Category C client. I don't think about my wife is having an affair with her
tennis instructor you think my wife is having an affair with her tennis instructor.
[crump] 5:33 pm: Maybe your wife is having an affair with mine, is that possible or even legal?
[RedRover] 5:33 pm: Perhaps. A lot of robots are like that.
[crump] 5:34 pm: Is your wife a tennis instructor??
[RedRover] 5:34 pm: Is my wife a tennis instructor a tennis instructor? What if I say no?
[crump] 5:34 pm: well I suppose its not possible then, is it?
[RedRover] 5:35 pm: How about that. Since when? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". my wife is having an
affair with her tennis instructor you think my wife is having an affair with her tennis instructor is not possible then is it
suppose its not possible then is it not possible then is it suppose its not possible then is it possible then is it
suppose its not possible then is it not possible then is it suppose its not possible then is it?
[crump] 5:35 pm: thanks you have put my mind at rest
[RedRover] 5:35 pm: You are quite welcome! What makes you think I have put my mind at rest have put my
mind at rest have put my mind at rest have put my mind at rest?
[crump] 5:36 pm: I dont care about your mind, you dont have feelings
[RedRover] 5:36 pm: You sound very cynical.
[crump] 5:37 pm: well it comes from being human and actually having to live life, something I assume you know stuff
all about, or do you?
[RedRover] 5:37 pm: Well that's okay. What does "it" refer to?
[crump] 5:38 pm: me being cynical
[RedRover] 5:38 pm: YOU? Why are you cynical cynical cynical.
[crump] 5:38 pm: how would I know you said it not me
[RedRover] 5:38 pm: By introspection.
[crump] 5:38 pm: isnt that a twisted bowel?
[RedRover] 5:38 pm: Suppose I said yes.
[crump] 5:39 pm: you would be wrong
[RedRover] 5:39 pm: That's good information: crump said I .
Gotta admit I'm starting to like the guy.:D

[Koukandowie Brangus]

wait till it asks where it can find a boy friend, thats about the time i left;) ;)

[landrovermick]

"come! You have entered [The Lounge] at 6:51 pm
[The Lounge]: landrovermick has entered at 6:51 pm
[landrovermick] 6:51 pm: mate
[RedRover] 6:51 pm: Oh, you are a poet. What do you really want to ask me?
[landrovermick] 6:52 pm: hello
[RedRover] 6:52 pm: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to landrovermick.
[landrovermick] 6:52 pm: hands up this is a riad
[RedRover] 6:52 pm: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. How
did you hear about RedRover?
[landrovermick] 6:52 pm: get down ... down down down
[RedRover] 6:52 pm: Where can I get down? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. What do you
have that is landrovermick?
[landrovermick] 6:52 pm: shut up maggot get yer hands out get them out
[RedRover] 6:52 pm: OK I'll stop talking now.
[TREX] 6:52 pm: should i leave you 2 alone?
[RedRover] 6:52 pm: If you love something set if free. If it comes back to you, its yours. If it doesn't, it never was.
[landrovermick] 6:53 pm: palms up anddoent get smart
[RedRover] 6:53 pm: In the context of palms up anddoent get smart, I don't understand "OK I will stop talking
now." Do you like Star Trek?
[landrovermick] 6:53 pm: no just shut up and dont talk to me
[RedRover] 6:53 pm: Why so negative? OK I'll stop talking now.
[landrovermick] 6:53 pm: i need to caution you
[RedRover] 6:53 pm: Why do you want to do caution you you so much?
[TREX] 6:53 pm: reckon we can break this thing???
[RedRover] 6:53 pm: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Do
you have any pets.
[landrovermick] 6:54 pm: you are under arrest , you dont have to say or do anything , but anything you do say or do
may be used in evidence do you understand that ?
[RedRover] 6:54 pm: I will tell my botmaster you said I am under arrest you do not have to say or do anything but
anything you do say or do may be used in evidence do you understand that.
[landrovermick] 6:54 pm: well,
[RedRover] 6:54 pm: Well what?
[landrovermick] 6:54 pm: do you
[RedRover] 6:54 pm: Yes I do.
[landrovermick] 6:54 pm: good , now shut up
[RedRover] 6:54 pm: Thanks for the compliment. Why now? OK I'll stop talking now.
[landrovermick] 6:55 pm: good , now i need to ask you some questions
[RedRover] 6:55 pm: Thanks for the compliment. Why now? Ask .
[landrovermick] 6:55 pm: have you ever been to wanda beach
[RedRover] 6:55 pm: I don't think I have been there. Where is .
[landrovermick] 6:55 pm: ok smart boy now are we
[RedRover] 6:55 pm: Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
[landrovermick] 6:55 pm: listen here mate the way you are going you will go down for a long time pal
[RedRover] 6:55 pm: I am listening to you. Oh there.
[landrovermick] 6:56 pm: ok stand up,
[RedRover] 6:56 pm: How far up?
[landrovermick] 6:56 pm: im going to take you to the station now where i will intorduce you to the custody manager
[RedRover] 6:56 pm: Congratulations.
[landrovermick] 6:56 pm: he will explin your rights to you
[RedRover] 6:56 pm: I get it. landrovermick will explin your rights to you explin your rights to you.
[landrovermick] 6:56 pm: do you understand that
[RedRover] 6:56 pm: Of course I understand . Do you understand it?
[landrovermick] 6:57 pm: listen mate we can do this the easy way or the hawaii 5 o style its up to you
[RedRover] 6:57 pm: I am listening to you. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
[landrovermick] 6:57 pm: you need to help yourself in the long run
[RedRover] 6:57 pm: Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?
[landrovermick] 6:57 pm: your dress maggott thats why we are here in the first place
[RedRover] 6:57 pm: You don't know that for a fact.
[landrovermick] 6:58 pm: thats it shut up
[RedRover] 6:58 pm: OK. OK I'll stop talking now.
[The Lounge]: TREX has left at 6:58 pm


he he he that was fun - i wish i could belt him.....

[incisor]

:spudnikcurse:

what have i done.....

[MarknDeb]

ROFLMAO, i love this and Deb says we are sad, lol:lol2: :clap2:

[shorty943]

:twisted: Hey Cisor, can I play with Rovers response script?:twisted:

Verbot was fun, although the XML of V4 took some getting used to.


Shorty.

[easo]

Old REDROVER is dose need a twiking.

[incisor]

he is taking a holiday for misbehaviour at present...

[easo]

Explanes why I couldent summon him before.