This is not fair!

[RobHay]

Can some brave soul have a chat with my Missus.......she won't let me buy a set of Bagpipes:mad:

[FenianEel]

Can some brave soul have a chat with my Missus.......she won't let me buy a set of Bagpipes:mad:

That's classed under Domestic abuse, thats terrible news John.
If I were closer we could go halves in the pipes and a shed to play them in;)

[Michael2]

Now now Rob, before you go starting anything new, I think you have some existing Land Rover projects that that money could go toward completing.

[Pedro_The_Swift]

gee,, cant understand why:whistling:

[hiline]

Now now Rob, before you go starting anything new, I think you have some existing Land Rover projects that that money could go toward completing.


are you his wife's brother :o:D;)

[JDNSW]

I like bagpipe music!

[RobHay]

That's classed under Domestic abuse, thats terrible news John.
If I were closer we could go halves in the pipes and a shed to play them in;)


Uhmmmmm......food for thought.....Whats that.....2 chanters each:D

[Frenchie]

My sister played the bagpipes, now I run a mile when I hear them.

When I was in Scotland I wanted to offer a bloke busking outside the castle at Loch Ness 5 pounds to shut up but my wife wouldn't let me. :angel:

[Redback]

Buy a cat instead and.......oops sorry scollops:wasntme:

Baz.:D

[Loaded]

You have broadband you dont need bagpipes, you have seen the ad.

[Rosco]

Buy a cat instead and.......oops sorry scollops:wasntme:

Baz.:D

:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::l ol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol 2:

[Bigbjorn]

Ah, the pipes. The pipes calling the clans to arms and chanting of war. Stirring the blood of all the Scots swaddies. The Argylls wrecking the taverns, the Highland Light Infantry bashing the provosts, the First of Foot polishing their egos, and the 42nd. sending out press releases from their PR Agency.

[barryj]

Can some brave soul have a chat with my Missus.......she won't let me buy a set of Bagpipes:mad:

She must have seen the BigPond ad!

Actually they would be great for those pesty telemarketers.

[Bigbjorn]

I love the pipes...must be my Scots blood.
Can you imagine what it must have been like outside Edinburgh Castle a couple of years back when they had 5000 pipers playing at the tattoo? Pure magic :D

Scots blood? Mrs. Numpty, how many verses of "The Ball at Kerrymuir" can you sing? The record is in the fifties. Contributions please, from AULRO members.

[Bigbjorn]

Absolutley none...but still have a little scots blood coursing these veins. Tight as a fishes too..... :D:D

In fine scots tradition I can name my forebears back 8 generations :p

The first traditionally starts:-

To the Ball at Kerriemuir, the Ball at Kerriemuir,
Came five an twenty lassies, and everyone a wh**e,
etc.

The chorus goes

There was sh***ing in the barn,
There was sh***ig the ricks
And ye could nae hear the music for the swishing a' the p****ks

[MT]

Buy a cat instead and.......oops sorry scollops:wasntme:

Baz.:D

LOL

[dobbo]

The first traditionally starts:-

To the Ball at Kerriemuir, the Ball at Kerriemuir,
Came five an twenty lassies, and everyone a wh**e,
etc.

The chorus goes

There was sh***ing in the barn,
There was sh***ig the ricks
And ye could nae hear the music for the swishing a' the p****ks

LOL

I haven't heard it in years

[George130]

Can some brave soul have a chat with my Missus.......she won't let me buy a set of Bagpipes:mad:

I will talk to yours about the bag pipes if you talk to mine about the unimog:twisted:

[Bigbjorn]

all right, I confess...my middle name is Ron

Brian its actually "Kirriemuir"
and that's not the chorus

You'll have to stretch the brain further :D:D


The Vicar's daughter, she was there,
She had us all in fits,
with thistles around her ?
and clover round her ?


Next verse someone.

[953]

How about a Muck in a jordies byre?????????????????:arms:
Cheers Dean

[DEFENDERZOOK]

you know why people that play the bagpipes are always walking as they play...........????



they are trying to get away from the noise.........!!

[abaddonxi]

Did she get a fright watching that Goodies episode?

love 'em.

Cheers
Simon

[numpty]

In fine scots tradition I can name my forebears back 8 generations :p

Geez Wife:o Everyone knows there were only Three Bears:D:D

[Redback]

An englishman said to a scotsman in the pub

I was born and englishman

I will live as an englishman

and i will die an englishman!!

The scotsman replied

Hav yer ney ambition mun:D