twitchy's_boss
13th July 2007, 03:08 PM
WHY WOMEN SHOULD AVOID A GIRLS NIGHT OUT AFTER THEY'RE MARRIED!
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight , "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down WAY too easy. Around 3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got
in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in
order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally
smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I
told him midnight!
He didn't seem ****ed off at all. Got away with that one! Then he
said," We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why? He
said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said,
"Oh sh#@.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted.
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight , "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down WAY too easy. Around 3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got
in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in
order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally
smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I
told him midnight!
He didn't seem ****ed off at all. Got away with that one! Then he
said," We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why? He
said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said,
"Oh sh#@.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted.