A Womans Prayer (& mans prayer)

[FenianEel]

Woman's Prayer



Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep.

One who is handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks.

When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed.

When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

and knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And never ever attempt to hit on my friend.

Amen.


A Man's Prayer



I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge breasts

who owns a liquor store and a boat.

Amen

[Dinty]

What about a BIG SHED to keep all my trucks under 1 roof, so I can drink Port n Coke and look at em:(;):p cheers Dennis:wasntme::angel:
Any sheila's out there!!!!!.

[Quiggers]

Onya Feeny!

GQ

[cookiesa]

Very good!

[stevo68]

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
Yep now worries here, mind you nothing wrong with being creepy every now and then :)


One who is handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long.
In the bag here as well, Ill listen to the Gunners all day long.


One who thinks before he speaks.

When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
Geez just gets easier, when I ask for a coldie its always at the right time..........like when she is next to the fridge.........hows that for thinking.


I pray that he is gainfully employed.

When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
No wuckers there either whats good for the goose is good for the gander :D


Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.
Hmm FAIL, maybe a massage if their is a "light" at the end of the tunnel :angel:


Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

and knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" Hmmm dunno about part one of that, aint seen that on DVD :twisted:, part 2 is simple the answer is "not as big as your thighs" :wasntme:


I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And never ever attempt to hit on my friend.
Well that all depends if the magic nookie tree is still sprouting or has dried and fallen over again :wasntme:

Regards

Stevo and his vague attempt at a sense of humour :p

[isuzurover]

Well that all depends if the magic nookie tree is still sprouting or has dried and fallen over again :wasntme:


ROFLOL

[Bigbjorn]

Well that all depends if the magic nookie tree is still sprouting or has dried and fallen over again :wasntme:

Regards

Stevo and his vague attempt at a sense of humour :p

Ah, you are or have been married.

[Bigbjorn]

More appropriate don't you think :p

whatt are you selling Carlsberg Skol Lager for at your bottle shop?