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Gascoigne
10th August 2007, 10:12 PM
Further to Rovernaut's warning (http://www.aulro.com/afvb/showthread.php't=41396) (and now that I've climbed back on my chair) I thought I'd better pass on this warning I received just recently:

It reads:

Guys, beware of a Bunning's scam going around!

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Bunnings customers.

Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping.

Simply going out to get hardware supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading the stuff you've just purchased at Bunnings.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Bunnings.

You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start making out with each other.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral intercourse on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

Beware…

LR V8
10th August 2007, 10:20 PM
:imwithstupid:

hehehehe.... well done.

Pete

RichardK
10th August 2007, 10:25 PM
:clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2:

mikesolo
10th August 2007, 10:36 PM
Where is the Bunnings store , I've got a spare wallet that I would like to have stolen

HAK
11th August 2007, 08:45 AM
Where is the Bunnings store , I've got a spare wallet that I would like to have stolen

Of to flemington markets I go to buy as many $5 wallets as I can which bunning was it again hahahahahaha

McDisco
11th August 2007, 08:48 AM
Nice one....might be mud pit content though?

Angus

Defender=1st
11th August 2007, 09:04 AM
Hahahhah

barryj
11th August 2007, 09:38 AM
What would I get with my discount Bunnings trade card I wonder?

Probably a couple of big hairy chicks :wasntme:.

Ace
11th August 2007, 09:48 AM
Love it, looks like i am going to bunnings on a stake out this afternoon.

Tommy
11th August 2007, 10:45 AM
I don't get it...this is what I found down at Melville Bunnings this morning. :(

Hey Gascoigne, are you sure they were girls. :o

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2007/08/291.jpg

jik22
11th August 2007, 11:07 AM
What would I get with my discount Bunnings trade card I wonder?


A 10% discount...trouble is, it's the final 10% they remove. :D

barryj
11th August 2007, 11:16 AM
I don't get it...this is what I found down at Melville Bunnings this morning. :(

Hey Gascoigne, are you sure they were girls. :o

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2007/08/291.jpg

:no2: :no2: :no2: :no2: :wasntme:

easo
11th August 2007, 04:54 PM
thats disturbing tommyk.

CraigE
11th August 2007, 11:39 PM
Not like that at our Bunnings. While there may be one or two that are passable most of them are not exactly customer orientated in any way.

Rovernaut
12th August 2007, 11:35 AM
:no2: :no2: :no2: :no2: :wasntme:
The guy standing on the plastic chair on a slippery soaped up wet driveway is an accident waiting to happen.

"Oh , Doc I cracked me nuts whilst washing my car in the nude standing on a plastic chair''

barryj
12th August 2007, 11:43 AM
The guy standing on the plastic chair on a slippery soaped up wet driveway is an accident waiting to happen.

"Oh , Doc I cracked me nuts whilst washing my car in the nude standing on a plastic chair''

I can see the incident report .... oh that's how he got a bucket up his ***.