RAN boobs.

[shinz]

It was on our breakfast news that the RAN was shelling out for breast augmentation for some of its female officers, who were suffering psyhcological problems because of their natural (presumably small ) breast size. After all the usual thoughts of "what in hell is the world coming to" etc, it occurred to me that if the Navy pays for them, does the Navy get to play with them.:o I'm sure there would be no shortage of vollies for that duty:D:D
Steve

[MrsMcRover]

Somthing tells me thier will be a rush to join the navy now :eek:

I wonder if McRover will Join ???? :p:p:p

[barryj]

Maybe they will introduce a minimum size for women before joining :eek2:.

What about the blokes? Will they line up for an enlargement as well. It should be half price as only one item will need enlarging (this is heading for the mud pit!).

[Outlaw]

at least they could then save money on flotation devices :p

[weeds]

umm:D i used to inspect and certify floatation devices when i was in the ARMY

[CraigE]

I ll have a set too.:o

But not on me, need the rest to go with it.
:angel::wasntme::angel:

[cartm58]

well its $10,000 for the women sailors breast enlargements but it's money spent that every crewman can enjoy so its cheap morale boosters for the long months at sea

[barryj]

umm:D i used to inspect and certify floatation devices when i was in the ARMY


Did the army have anything that floated :cool:?

[Bigbjorn]

Is it no longer politically correct to take females (or Boy Sailors) down the tiller flat and show them the golden rivet?

[Quiggers]

So, if the female crew get $10k for their 'job',
what do the blokes get?:D:D:D

GQ

[shinz]

Is it no longer politically correct to take females (or Boy Sailors) down the tiller flat and show them the golden rivet?

I very strongly suspect not. ;):D
Steve.

[Tank]

It was on our breakfast news that the RAN was shelling out for breast augmentation for some of its female officers, who were suffering psyhcological problems because of their natural (presumably small ) breast size. After all the usual thoughts of "what in hell is the world coming to" etc, it occurred to me that if the Navy pays for them, does the Navy get to play with them.:o I'm sure there would be no shortage of vollies for that duty:D:D
Steve
"Presumably small", how do you know it wasn't for breast reduction, many women have severe problems with oversize breasts, Regards Frank.

[barryj]

So, if the female crew get $10k for their 'job',
what do the blokes get?:D:D:D

GQ

Either half price or double size (or half size) for one item :eek2:.

[shorty943]

Tsk tsk.:( I, I'm.

I'm damned glad I'm not in now.

I could get into so much strife.:angel:

[Disco300Tdi]

WRANs' should have them growing from their backs,,,

Not too good to look at, but great to dance with...:D

[DirtyDawg]

I put in for a penis reduction.......the baztards gave me the money for a hair cut:(

Well seriously this is what happens when you get too many front bums in HQ

[olmate]

I heard that the woman were just trying to keep up with the blokes... Too many 'man-boobs' getting around in the navy:D

[Captain_Rightfoot]

If there isn't a link it hasn't really happened :wasntme:

[Blknight.aus]

theres a slogan these days written on most male heads inside the ships of the RAN...

The only blokes who screw WRANS are the ones too lazy to ****...

with that in mind Id say breast augmentation is there for the blokes moral just as much as the womens...

[barryj]

If there isn't a link it hasn't really happened :wasntme:


http://abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/09/16/2033994.htm'section=australia

Happy now :D?

I suppose you want pics as well!

[Captain_Rightfoot]

http://abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/09/16/2033994.htm'section=australia

Happy now :D?

I suppose you want pics as well!
THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS :eek::D:wasntme::wasntme:

[landyfromanuthaland]

What a big heap of cat ****, what concern is it of the navy if a chick has smalls knockers or bigguns, they are there to protect the country not increase there bra size, bugger me, get with it pussers.

[Captain_Rightfoot]

Hmmm.. they can spend millions on trying to recruit, or invest in a few boob jobs and let the story leak. :D :D

If there was a video of this in some way it would be true viral marketing. :D :D

It's a win win... everyone is happy. :)

[Captain_Rightfoot]

http://abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/09/16/2033994.htm'section=australia

Happy now :D?

I suppose you want pics as well!

Just for the record, what did you search on? :D :D

[MickS]

if a chick has smalls knockers or bigguns, they are there to protect the country


Here here I say!!!!!

[barryj]

Just for the record, what did you search on? :D :D


Navy breasts :o.

Here are pics for those who need them, some of their recruiting posters (might me army, I don't know);

http://blogs.news.com.au/images/uploads/fgfg_thumb.jpg http://blogs.news.com.au/images/uploads/0,,5586211,00_thumb.jpg

[shinz]

"Presumably small", how do you know it wasn't for breast reduction, many women have severe problems with oversize breasts, Regards Frank.

Frank, hopefully by now you have read the ABC story & now know what I knew b4 posting. For Captain Lightfoot, I googled "australian navy breasts" there were no shortage of hits including the ABC story. The theme was pretty convincing, little girlies wanting to be big girlies. I see on the TV that we are shortly to have a new series starring Lisa McCune (?) as skipper/officer on one of the RANs fast patrol launches. I never thought she needed any more but will watch with a more critical frame of mind now. :D:D
Steve.

[Grizzly_Adams]

From my experience it is never wise to belief everything (anything?) the media says.

The Navy takes care of it's own, as do all military forces. The surgery was in place originally to take care of those who had breasts removed or damaged because of cancerous growths or due to injury during an 'incident'/action.

However as with all systems if you know the right people / can convince the right people then they can be abused.

I'd take whatever the media says with a large factory of salt...

[shorty943]

"Navy confirms subsidised breast implants

Posted Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:02am AEST

A Department of Defence spokeswoman has confirmed that the Australian Navy has paid for breast enlargements for some of its female sailors with taxpayer money.

Due to privacy issues, the department says it can not comment on individual cases.

But while some cosmetic surgery is provided after physical injuries on the job, there are other women who have cited psychological reasons for breast augmentation.

The department says that it does not pay for operations purely for cosmetic reasons."


But, if you are some how insecure about your, "itty bitty little titties:.:mad:
If it traumatises you, to see girls with great big boobies.:(

Then put your name (in triplicate) in the green rub book.

And whinge. After all bigger titties, make better sailors.

Bah humbug.


Told you I'd get in strife if I was still in.:p

[Bigbjorn]

God, the Navy is going queer. What happened to allow to slip the old standards of rum, sodomy, and the lash.

What do they call WRAN's these days and WRAC's? Hammock liners and groundsheets are probably politically incorrect names nowadays.

[blitz]

Everyine is missing the point - where are the before and after photos :D:D:D

Blythe

[shinz]

What do they call WRAN's these days and WRAC's? Hammock liners and groundsheets are probably politically incorrect names nowadays.

yup, I reckon you're probably right on that one too. :D:D
Steve.

[barryj]

Everyine is missing the point - where are the before and after photos :D:D:D

Blythe


Before - too small to photograph.

After - wide lens needed :eek2:.