Thread about nothing

[Studio54]

I warned you....just thought I would see who else was interested in....welll, nothing! :)

[Lotz-A-Landies]

I warned you....just thought I would see who else was interested in....welll, nothing! :)
It can't be a thread about nuttin caus just writin nuttin is sumthin!

Diana :):):)

[Studio54]

To true, its about being over worked and underpaid, and knowing that Triton owners secretly wish they had bought a Land Rover. :) :)

[Blknight.aus]

0 / 1

[rovercare]

0 / 1

=0:)

[MarknDeb]

5000+1+266+2+1-5270=

[Blknight.aus]

1^0

[rovercare]

5000+1+266+2+1-5270=

Zero:D

[Blknight.aus]

I think Im cheating a bit...

how about...

how many ways can you define nothing without using the number 0 (be it in written form, foriegn language or simple maths like my last 2)

for example


The number of politicians who voted against thier last taxcpayer funded pay rise was?

or

The number of MS GUI based OS's that are bug free is?

or

The number of nanoseconds it takes for a Landrover driver to decide to gloat at the stuck toymota driver after he drives past effortlessly

or

The number of times Ron sees a gramatical or spelling error and decides "nahh I'll let that slide"

---edit---
and since rovercare is playing along

the number of seconds between rovercare doing an on the fly shift screwing his tcase and him deciding not to tell anyone cause he knows Im gunna hang it on him if I find out about it
--endedit---

---edit2---
the number of people at work that havent had a dig at me for getting a bushmaster bogged (and that includes the 2 buggers that are away on exercise, they phoned it in)
---endedit2---

[gorby]

Move along nothing to see here!

[rovercare]

1+1=

[MarknDeb]

1+1=

OOH OOH OHHH i got this one

=2

**** i said something

Dam:(

[LandyAndy]

POST WHORE!!!
Andrew

[Blknight.aus]

am not, proove it MR 4787 posts....

[rovercare]

OOH OOH OHHH i got this one

=2

**** i said something

Dam:(

Wrong;)

[MarknDeb]

Wrong;)


:toilet:

[Blknight.aus]

its 3

1+1=11

11 in binary is 3 right.

[rovercare]

its 3

1+1=11

11 in binary is 3 right.

Nope, think back to your primary school years;)

There is an answer:)

[hiline]

1+1= window :D:D

[rovercare]

1+1= window :D:D

:arms::twobeers::clap2:

[hiline]

:arms::twobeers::clap2:

i have young kids ;)

[tombraider]

My kids are early teenage boys....


"How do you catch a Ford?"

Ford bait.....

"How do you catch a holden?"

Holden bait.....

"How do you catch a Toyota?"

Toyota bait.....

"How do you catch a Nissan?"

Nissan Bait....

"How do you catch a Mazda???"

................................:angel:

[worraps]

personly i would not catch a mazda but speaking of massdebates how does one debate nothing???????



Worraps

[Blknight.aus]

become a politician... have you heard some of the crud they go on about?

[Stepho_62]

become a politician... have you heard some of the crud they go on about?

:o I'm with you Dave. One of a politicians single biggest skills is being able to rabbit on ad nauseum about a subject for hours, days, even weeks whilst adding no value whatsoever whilst us taxpayer pay them a fortune for doing so.:mad:

Go figure

[hiline]

...

[moose]

I'm going to go see my lawyer, This thread promised nothing, and clearly there is something in here. That's blatant false advertising. I'll have you all in court. Just lucky it isn't twin somethings, or you'd be completely screwed.
See now you've got me thinking, and at such an early hour, I'm getting very distressed about this. I'm pretty sure the only way I'll ever get over this is vast amounts of money.

We could settle this out of court, since I'm such a nice bloke I'll organise to get my swiss bank account details to you all so you can start depositing.

[hiline]

sorry mate i can only offer you some kids :o;)or stones

[JohnE]

" I can see stars is about Nothing'.
this is just a cheap copy.
































































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john

[Cap]

As Homer Simpson once said in not so many words:

If the word Distracted means loosing focus on something, does that mean the majority of the time we are Tracted???

[JohnE]

now that is nothing


john

[dobbo]

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[rovercare]

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:D:D:D