sometimes it just doesnt pay to be hung...

[incisor]

A CROATIAN motorbike rider was knocked unconscious when lightning struck his penis during a roadside toilet break.

Ante Djindjic, 29, escaped relatively unscathed from the incident, suffering only light burns to his chest and arms.
He said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.
"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."
"Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually."

[MrsMcRover]

:Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Roll ing::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:

That would hurt ! :o

[dobbo]

Hey baby wanna see where the lightning struck me?

[p38arover]

:Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Roll ing::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:

That would hurt ! :o

Only a ruddy woman would laugh at that! :mad:

Ron

[MrsMcRover]

Only a ruddy woman would laugh at that! :mad:

Ron

Least you were not dissapointed Ron! :D

[barryj]

:eek2: That'd light up them eyes.

[RobHay]

Inc...Don't you have computers to fix or sumting.....rather then surfing the net looking for the weird and wonderful :D

[barryj]

Inc...Don't you have computers to fix or sumting.....rather then surfing the net looking for the weird and wonderful :D


But then what would we do?

[incisor]

man has to have a pastime....

is a bit quiet in here today ..... only got 4 systems to build and 5 to fix :P

but lack of parts and dammmmm couriers are interfering in my grand plans ...

[Ace]

i reckon it would be like ****ing on an electric fence in Jurasic Park. :D

[drivesafe]

Gives new meaning to having a good bang!

[Quiggers]

I wasn't going to tell anyone, but now the secret is out...

...damn, bloody hurt, too...:D;):twisted:

A hard problem to deal with...:D

GQ

[dobbo]

I wasn't going to tell anyone, but now the secret is out...

...damn, bloody hurt, too...:D;):twisted:

A hard problem to deal with...:D

GQ


Don't worry Quiggers

XXXX mints can take the taste of BullShyte out of your mouth

[cookiesa]

Hmmm wonder how that might effect his ability to reproduce in the future?????



Geez it's been a slow day!

[John-2a]

Hmmm wonder how that might effect his ability to reproduce in the future?????

I guess it all depends if he is an ugly B'stool I spose.... though i bet his partners eyes "light up" when he plugs himself in!!

Bet they will be "bright" kids......sigh, sorry:angel:

Johnno

[Quarks]

Shocking!!!

:p

[incisor]

Bet they will be "bright" kids......sigh, sorry:angel:
and you should be!

hehehehe

[JohnE]

A hell of a way to put some spark in to it!

I wonder if he doubles up as a portable lightning rod!

or a flagpole for fine days,

european blood of course its the norm,
unlike you anglo saxons with cocktail frankfurts!



john

[Pedro_The_Swift]

always thought the biggest diccs come from europe
:p

[incisor]

unlike you anglo saxons with cocktail frankfurts!
where you been peekin?


:angel:

[JohnE]

Oops , it wasn;t me peaking it was someone else!!!

Sorry to say i find the water at the bottom of urinals quite cold!!!



john

[dobbo]

Oops , it wasn;t me peaking it was someone else!!!

Sorry to say i find the water at the bottom of urinals quite cold!!!



john


you should really stop drinking it then not the most hygenic way to get a cold drink.

[barryj]

you should really stop drinking it then not the most hygenic way to get a cold drink.

NEWS FLASH!

Elephant man strikes again.

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2007/09/81.jpg

[JohnE]

John... :D:D:D

I'm sure I would have noticed if you'd such a well packed lunchbox ;):twisted:


Its a curse, thats why the loose fitting long shirts!!!!!!
Hides everything.:eek:



john

[barryj]

Its a curse, thats why the loose fitting long shirts!!!!!!
Hides everything.:eek:



john

Long shorts help too :angel:.

[landyfromanuthaland]

How unfortunate would u be copping a charge through the prong! I piddled myself laughing,

[JohnE]

Hey barry thats why they make those 3 quarter length shorts, for people who wear boxers, the hang loose type. The Sir Les Patterson type of hanging.

Personally prefer bonds 'front room' briefs!!!!!

at least you have somewhere to put your wallet.

i am trying to keep a straight face here ok.

john

[incisor]

well known naturist up this way is often seen walking the beach toting his packet of horizon 50's and lighter neatly tucked under his old fella...

popular fellow i hear.... ;)

[John-2a]

At least it stops people "bumming" a smoke from him!!

[JohnE]

well known naturist up this way is often seen walking the beach toting his packet of horizon 50's and lighter neatly tucked under his old fella...

popular fellow i hear.... ;)



next time your peering from the bushes a photo would be good!



john