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stevo68
10th October 2007, 02:36 PM
2007 Australian Citizenship test

1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the ****"?
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2. What is a bloody little beauty??
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3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
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4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."
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5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
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6. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ?
b) You're going home in the back of a ?
c) Fair crack of the ?
d) Fair suck of the ?
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7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
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8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
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9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
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10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?
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11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
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12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
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13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?
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14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?
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15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
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16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
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17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?
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18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?
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19. Who would you like to crack on to?
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20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?
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21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?
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22. What does " sinkin ' **** at a mates joint and getten para " mean?

Regards

Stevo

Defender=1st
10th October 2007, 02:57 PM
Haha Lets see em pass that one

landyfromanuthaland
10th October 2007, 02:59 PM
Bloody bewdy newc

Quiggers
10th October 2007, 03:21 PM
You want answers, Stevo? Questioning our Aussieness?

Cop this and hand over a slab:D:D:D:D

1. piece of p1ss, next question, but this sometimes happens to toranas full of slabs, unless its a 308
2. it's related to a little ripper
3. you'll chuck-a-spaz if you're sprung on a sickie, but you'll do a uey if the boss is on the way
4. Typical Australian Xmas, but 'bevvies' is a QLD local, others drink 'slabs'...
5. The Torana cant carry that many slabs, may have to stop for a top-up half way...
6. fair suck of the sav, everyone knows about Holden panel vans
7. I'm too tired to discuss
8. Try giving Cheryl a wedgie, its fun, but the g string may fail...
9. Doesn't everyone?
10. The car has a bl00dy curry hook, and the dealer hung something on it a few years ago, which is still there, smells crook...
11. Beef, onions, pork, eggs, beef, beer, butter, beef, beer....and last weeks bread, crumbed, of course
12. Give it to your missus
13. She smokes about 80 camels a day, your aunty Irene is obviously trying to give up...
14. Only before midday
15. See question 11
16. bloody beetrooted
17. the mower has an esky onboard, the thongs are for mowing in summer, the uggies are for when the missus mows in winter
18. No, the fence post jumped out in front of me
19. Kylie and Dannii (and Cheryl) and Kim, she's a foxy moron!
20. All of them, but after the last slab is gone, those blokes can go and Kylie can stay, wouldn't want her driving home p1ssed....
21. bludgers
22.Dunno I've already knocked down a slab

GQ

Outback 1
10th October 2007, 03:24 PM
too bloody right mate:twobeers::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumb sup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumb sup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumb sup::thumbsup:

stevo68
10th October 2007, 03:35 PM
Yeah not bad Quiggers, but I wouldnt have guessed you for a New Aussie :o, mind you we've only met once

Regards

Stevo

Quiggers
10th October 2007, 03:40 PM
yeah mate I'm a new Aussie, I just turned 21...






again:twisted::twisted::twisted:

GQ

Rovernaut
10th October 2007, 04:06 PM
That's Bonza mate, let's see the bludgers ave a go at this bloody bewdy

stevo68
10th October 2007, 04:12 PM
yeah mate I'm a new Aussie, I just turned 21...






again:twisted::twisted::twisted:

GQ Kin Oath, No Wuckin Furries,

Regards

Stevo

LRHybrid100
10th October 2007, 05:14 PM
I just managed to get in before they change to the 101 questions!!!

LRH

gruntfuttock
10th October 2007, 07:36 PM
well that is original