OMG someone help!!!!!

[Disco Steve]

I cant belive it, I almost bought a Toymota this afternoon:o I am stuck with no car for 6months and need something to drive. BUT A TOYOTA!!!!!
Somebody slap me. then sell me a rover.:p

Cheers Steve
P.S. seriously if you do have a Cheap rover PM me.

[landyfromanuthaland]

By a Toymoto and you will need more then a slapping, there maybe no hope for you if you go down that track, someone give this man a Rover or someother Rover product

[Bigbjorn]

Show him to an empty office, hand him a pistol with a single bullet, and say "do the right thing, old chap, for the good of the regiment".