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Pedro_The_Swift
11th December 2007, 06:36 AM
Data-recovery firm reveals top client mishaps


Published: 06 Dec (http://www.zdnet.co.uk/archive/06-Dec-2007.htm) 2007 (http://www.zdnet.co.uk/archive/#year2007) 11:26 GMT
Ant infestations, oil saturation and failed parachute jumps are some of the unusual fates which have befallen innocent data-storage devices recently, according to data-recovery company Kroll Ontrack's list of the most unusual recovery jobs it has faced in the last year.
This year the company has seen more damaged portable devices than ever before. Strange ways of damaging hardware in the company's top 10 countdown this year include:

A customer who told engineers she had "washed away all her data" after putting a USB stick through a cycle in her washing machine
A father who, while feeding his baby daughter, forgot about the USB stick in his top pocket. As he leant over the high chair, the device fell into a dish of apple puree
A fisherman took his laptop in his rowing boat. Both he and the laptop went overboard, taking all his data to the bottom of a lake
One wedding photographer overwrote the photos of one wedding with another event, and needed to escape the wrath of the newlyweds
During an experiment, a scientist spilt acid on an external hard drive and burnt away his important data
In the middle of an argument, a businessman threw a USB stick at his partner, with the device ending up in several pieces on the floor. Unfortunately it contained valuable company plans
A fire destroyed an office, sparing only a few CDs which had melted to the inside of their cases
A scientist was fed up with his hard drive squeaking, so drilled a hole through the casing and poured in oil, stopping both the squeaking and the hard drive
To test the functionality of a parachute, a camera was dropped from a plane. The parachute failed and the camera shattered into several pieces but the device's memory stick was reassembled and the footage was recovered
After discovering ants had taken up residence in his external hard drive, a photographer took the cover off and sprayed the interior with insect repellent. The ants were killed off and the data was eventually recovered All the hardware on the list was recovered, the company said.

LSBob
11th December 2007, 06:01 PM
We had one where the Water Resources were out in a helicopter checking crocodile nests in the mating season and while one keeps an eye out for an irate Mrs Croc the other gathers some eggs for reaearch and hatching in the croc farms. The mother rushed the crew who in the rush to get back into the helicopter, dropped the laptop in the water. No one would go back and retrieve it.

abaddonxi
11th December 2007, 09:22 PM
Probably tempting fate here, but in just under twenty years of owning computers the only HDD failure I've had is on my first computer - died in the first week.

Only other damage is a 10% loss after lightning strike, and that one
kept on keeping on for another five years. Only reason I retired it was getting another computer.

Cheers
Simon