another belt loop

[weeds]

new pair of pants as well

it was pouring rain and leaped into the fender and got stopped in my tracks

megs will be impressed

[hiline]

tell Meg i dog got you :angel:;)

[abaddonxi]

Got bit the same the other day, tore the **** out of a pair of jeans. It was just after the last door-latch-bite thread. I hadn't been caught in a couple of years.

Cheers
Simon

[Outlaw]

Muahahahaaaaa.... it's a sad truth for those that know what you're talking about :p

I need some more practice... went through 3 pairs in my first month of ownership :( but never in my S3 so guess different mechanism.

So has anyone come up with any solutions to this little problem?

[hiline]

Muahahahaaaaa.... it's a sad truth for those that know what you're talking about :p

I need some more practice... went through 3 pairs in my first month of ownership :( but never in my S3 so guess different mechanism.

So has anyone come up with any solutions to this little problem?

smaller bottom maybe :p;)

[weeds]

smaller bottom maybe :p;)

what are you trying to say

[dobbo]

So has anyone come up with any solutions to this little problem?


Two options

Unbolt the doors and hacksaw off the mechanism


or


Gyrate your pelvis upon entering and exiting the car. And considering the lack of insulation in Defenders this option could honestly be used in conjunction with the phrase " Yeah Baby, I'm hot" with such a display of masculinity surely the only time your pants will get ripped in the future are from rampant females.

[dobbo]

So has anyone come up with any solutions to this little problem?


Whatever you do just don't lube up the mechansim, this could have horrific consequences.:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

[incisor]

So has anyone come up with any solutions to this little problem?

i have never had the problem, i reckon you guys are approaching the seat from to far towards the back of the doorway....

probably put the mocka on myself now... oh well

[incisor]

Whatever you do just don't lube up the mechansim, this could have horrific consequences.:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
arghhhh, the voice of experience.......
;):D:eek:

[hiline]

what are you trying to say


yours must be like mine ;)

biggish :oops2:

[Pedro_The_Swift]

yours must be like mine ;)

biggish :oops2:


well,, he does need a Perentie to get around---:eek:

[crump]

i have never had the problem, i reckon you guys are approaching the seat from to far towards the back of the doorway....

probably put the mocka on myself now... oh well

me neither.:eek:

[hiline]

well,, he does need a Perentie to get around---:eek:


if thats the case he must bigger biggish :eek2:

the turn Lard .... comes to mind

[George130]

The solution is easy. Leave the pants off when driving the Defender:eek:.

[hiline]

not a good look :banban:

[abaddonxi]

Muahahahaaaaa.... it's a sad truth for those that know what you're talking about :p

I need some more practice... went through 3 pairs in my first month of ownership :( but never in my S3 so guess different mechanism.

So has anyone come up with any solutions to this little problem?

I did have an idea, haven't yet got around to making it up.

A piece of flexible plastic - thinnish - that surrounds the catch, attached under the catch, with a hole cut in it for the striker.

So, when you rub against it on the way in your belt loops gently slide over, but the force of the striker is enough to swing the plastic out of the way.

OR

Dance lessons.

Cheers
Simon

[dullbird]

I did have an idea, haven't yet got around to making it up.

A piece of flexible plastic - thinnish - that surrounds the catch, attached under the catch, with a hole cut in it for the striker.


So, when you rub against it on the way in your belt loops gently slide over, but the force of the striker is enough to swing the plastic out of the way.

OR

Dance lessons.

Cheers
Simon

something wrong here i rekon the problem is you guys rubbing up against your defenders:eek:

you often gently slide over things in your defender:D

[Outlaw]

A piece of flexible plastic - thinnish - that surrounds the catch, attached under the catch, with a hole cut in it for the striker.

So, when you rub against it on the way in your belt loops gently slide over, but the force of the striker is enough to swing the plastic out of the way.
Well it happened again today and only bought the pants a week ago... not happy :eek:

So Simon any luck on this idea... was thinking exactly the same solution when it happened today :angel::angel::angel:

[The ho har's]

Well I am really getting worried here :eek:.as well as comparing you butt size :eek: all this talk of rubbing up against

your fenders :censored: REMEMBER this is a family friendly forum:p


Mrs ho har:angel:

[Blknight.aus]

roll out of the deefer... heres how I get out...

swing your right leg out, twist and follow with the left then as your right foot touches the ground turn step and face towards the rear of the vehicle with the left foot and your ass will naturally move away from the B pillar.

Took me years of tearing the longer belt loops off of DPCU's to work it out...

it works better with a side step but if your shorter than me you can use the lip of the seat box and if your on the passangers side, reverse the legs.

[Outlaw]

getting outs not my problem... it's the getting in and catching my pocket on the catch :(

Maybe i should stop wearing my wallet in the right pocket... maybe that' help ;)

[abaddonxi]

getting outs not my problem... it's the getting in and catching my pocket on the catch :(

Maybe i should stop wearing my wallet in the right pocket... maybe that' help ;)

Ah well, current financial situation should sort that problem out quick smart.

:D:D:D

Simon

[Blknight.aus]

getting outs not my problem... it's the getting in and catching my pocket on the catch :(




Right, sorry, my bad that problems easy fixed...

for the drivers side.

open door.
wind down the window
close the door.
jump up and step on the window sill
lean over the roof and then drop your left leg down and step on the seat
kick your right leg down towards the gap between the door, the seat and the steering wheel, at the same time bend your left leg at the knee, rotate your body to the right, lower your right arm down, check your movement by draging your left arm along the roof.
with that movement started rotate your hips as you kick your left leg off the seat and into the space between the handbrake, steering wheel and seat, put your right hand on the bulge of the door whip your left arm out in towards your body and then across into the cab and then push off with the right hand as your ass starts to move into the seat. tuck your head in as you go.

If you get it just right you should now be able to reach down with the right hand and grab the seat belt as you key the engine to life and then slide it into gear as you put your right hand onto the steering wheel and drive it out of the carpark.

Dont forget to wave to uncle Jesse.

[Outlaw]

Cheers will give it a go tomorrow :D:D:D

Yeeehaaaaaaaaawww :angel:

[rick130]

The solution is easy. Leave the pants off when driving the Defender:eek:.


not a good look :banban:


ROTFLMAO.

Not good on vinyl in the middle of summer :eek:




I mentioned in the Yoga class this morning that in New York (where else... ) someone was doing classes of nude yoga :D

My poor little teacher Deb nearly had a heart attack.....then mentioned she wants to call her classes Debbie Does Yoga :cool:

[jx2mad]

My defender started biting the other day. Can't say it has happened before but it must be the new wallet in rear pocket. Now I know that owning a defender means that thew wallet is usually empty, but it grabbed me yesterday as I was attempting to get in. So much so that I was hung up and couldn't release the strides. I was almost contemplating kicking them off whilst balanced on the step but as I was in a shopping centre carpark, sanity took over. After much pulling and twisting I finally freed my strides.

[Gillie]

This is such a funny post. When I got my 130 I did belt loop and the father inlaw did one as well ! I have come close since but it has never got me second time! :cool: