Caption Competition!!

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Yes its finally here!!
The next installment of Uncle Pedro's
Funny Caption Competition!!

I thought the photo quite topical;)

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

[abaddonxi]

Sorry mate, I'd love to have you in the car, but the missus keeps farting and I'm worried you might not survive the trip.

Cheers
Simon

[p38arover]

Sorry mate, I'd love to have you in the car, but the missus keeps farting and I'm worried you might not survive the trip.

Cheers
Simon

For a minute there, I thought you were actually referring to Rilka! :eek:


:D:D:D

[mcrover]

Yes its finally here!!
The next installment of Uncle Pedro's
Funny Caption Competition!!

I thought the photo quite topical;)

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

If you'd stop with the doggy farts you can ride inside the car....:o

Or, new type of side impact protection, side curtain air bags mixed with a guard dog :D

[disco2hse]

New!!!

Automatic side intrusion cushions. Adjust to meet impacts as they happen to cushion the blow.

Added protection for you and your family.

[dmdigital]

Why not install the new Sub-Woofer? Quick and simple!
For those wanting lots of doof-doof, you can put one on each door!

[abaddonxi]

Release the hounds.


Cheers
Simon

[Landy110]

Why not install the new Sub-Woofer? Quick and simple!
For those wanting lots of doof-doof, you can put one on each door!

My money is on this one.

[Tank]

The Latest Anti-Theft Device

[disco2hse]

Anti-theft and car jacking device.

No more fears about theft or car jacking once you get our fully patented anti-theft and car jacking devices installed.

Batteries not included.

[disco2hse]

The Latest Anti-Theft Device

:oops2: sorry man. Didn't see yours.

Great minds think alike.

[29dinosaur]

"'Pal Dogs' can stay your pal when you have the Uncle Ben's patented car side saddle for your dog"

[disco2hse]

"'Pal Dogs' can stay your pal when you have the Uncle Ben's patented car side saddle for your dog"

Boil in a bag???

[29dinosaur]

"Don't want to muddy the Vogue's interior with doggy prints - hang your dogue outside with this colour matched canvas accessory... every LR should have a bit of canvas hanging somewhere..."

[mcrover]

Boil in a bag???

Like a giant Doggy tea bag ???:o

[mcrover]

"Don't want to muddy the Vogue's (Deefa's or Disco's) interior with doggy prints - hang your dogue outside with this colour matched canvas accessory... every LR should have a bit of canvas hanging somewhere..."

Maybe Dirtydawg and Dirtdawg need them in that case ?

[crump]

@#$%ing blind dates, they always turn out to be dogs.:cool:

[hodgo]

I should be up front with you

[crump]

No wonder its my favourite restuarant, just take a look at the doggie bag!!

[Tango51]

Yes its finally here!!
The next installment of Uncle Pedro's
Funny Caption Competition!!

I thought the photo quite topical;)

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/
For ease of training for pesky perky dogs who refuse to stop chasing cars, we at Pedro's promise three circles of the block at a leisurely pace simply opening and then slamming the door vigorously, Rover will lose all enthusiasm for the sport. Money back if unsatisfied.
Disclaimer: Pedro's take no responsibility or make claims to the hardiness, robustness and resilience of different breeds and dog types.

[29dinosaur]

@#$%ing blind dates, they always turn out to be dogs.:cool:

Blind dates.... ?? OH - seeing-eye-dogs.. Forget about your blind date when you can take your seeing eye-dog along for the ride.

[Tango51]

Yes its finally here!!
The next installment of Uncle Pedro's
Funny Caption Competition!!

I thought the photo quite topical;)

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

Look, Dad, we Weimaranars are aristocratic, snobby, vain and clichey and unless you buy back the Disco I'll never be seen riding with you again!!!

[Tango51]

Yes its finally here!!
The next installment of Uncle Pedro's
Funny Caption Competition!!

I thought the photo quite topical;)

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

You see that cat sitting on the curb enjoying the sun? I'll swing toward it and you do your thing, Blitz!

[Tango51]

Pedro when is it drawn and are the rumours true that the winner will get a personalized LandRover sticker?:angel:

[DODGE]

So your sick of those pesky windscreen washers at the lights? well just fit new "ROVER GUARD" and watch them smear the screens of your fellow motorists.:)

[Michael2]

The Latest Anti-Theft Device

A Genuine Rover Car alarm.

[Chilly]

I apologise before I post.......


Pedro proudly presents....

The new Range. Rover Does Patrol Land. Cruiser no longer needed.

[gumby190]

Bump Stop.
For all you pathetic touch parkers.
Bump stop will emit high pitched yelp when in contact with other sufaces.
Prevents those nasty carpark scratches.
Lets face it blood & fur is easier to remove.

[cucinadio]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

"lf Ive told you once!" "ill tell you twice!"
if you lick it again, ill put you in one!!!

[Disco300Tdi]

The original "Greyhound Bus Service" after losing too many dogs and quarantine issuses between countries, the company then started to paint a picture of the dog on the side of their vehicles

[fraser130]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

"Why does he put me out here everytime he fiddles in the front seat??"

[abaddonxi]

This wouldn't have happened if he drove a Land Rover.

Cheers
Simon

[streaky]

The sales jargon reads.........

" NEW.... Boil in the bag pooch. Just add water and leave your truck parked up for 24 hours in the hot sun"

As tried and tested in Alice.

[45tr0]

Land Rover: Now with Extra Rover!

[Blknight.aus]

Outback tourers are reminded to check the contents of the canvas bag before consuming as both the water bag and the doggy bag will contain liquid after a long trip. One will keep you refreshed, the other your passangers amused.

[digger]

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/03/lrg_dog_car_sack.jpg[/QUOTE]




"Car got a nasty dent?,
Cant afford to pay for expensive panel repairs?
Try the new and improved Bushy Bobs "Panel Healer",
Now with new and improved HEELER!"

Remember use BUSHY BOBS for the Dodgy Jobs!

(Please read the instructions, if fitted to car backwards heeler will
take in the air forced upon it during travel though its exhaust valve
and will swell considerably-- if this does happen, "Panel Heeler" may be
tempremental to use for a time afterwards.)
Does not work on aircraft or boats -testing in these areas continuing...



or maybe....

Hanging his head in shame "Grommit" PETERS sat in the car waiting for his wife, he was not impressed that she had fitted the travel bag to the car, and was even less impressed that he would have to travel in it again.....if that wasnt bad enough, having the dog fitted directly behind him made for an uncomfortable trip....and now he has no doubt as to the answer of the age old question....is the dogs nose hot or cold!!!
He swore to himself that he would never have beans again the night before a long trip.....


sorry!!

[Diego Luego]

End sight discrimination! Now the blind can drive too - one woof for left, two for right and three to stop.

As an aside the car looks like a Studebaker Commander or Studebaker President. Any other ideas?

[Cap]

"The girlfriend installed the latest anti-pussy equipment, now I cant use the back seat unless its her in it!"