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incisor
27th March 2008, 05:16 PM
'Wombat rape made man speak Strine' | NEWS.com.au (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23440499-23109,00.html)
dobbo
27th March 2008, 05:22 PM
It was choice eh Bro.

We used to call my brothers mate a Wombatcause he always ate roots and leaves.


Or Eats, roots then Leaves


Perhaps the man was actually raped but used a metaphor to disguise his shame.
FenianEel
27th March 2008, 05:27 PM
I know all Kiwi's wanna be Aussies, but there's surely easier ways! Eh cussie Bro?!
Xavie
27th March 2008, 05:36 PM
hahahaha. what a great read.

Xav
FenianEel
27th March 2008, 05:43 PM
Kiwi's hey...mmmm :whistling:

Maybe he was related to this bloke:wasntme:

Dead rabbits: Sydney man charged with bestiality - National - smh.com.au (http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/dead-rabbits-sydney-man-charged-with-bestiality/2005/08/12/1123353482292.html)
Bigbjorn
27th March 2008, 05:45 PM
I know wombats have poor eyesight, but really, a drunk kiwi?
dobbo
27th March 2008, 05:46 PM
Kiwi's hey...mmmm :whistling:

Maybe he was related to this bloke:wasntme:

Dead rabbits: Sydney man charged with bestiality - National - smh.com.au (http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/dead-rabbits-sydney-man-charged-with-bestiality/2005/08/12/1123353482292.html)


Poor show the easter bunny just left the building and you bring that up!!!!!!!!!!!
Jojo
27th March 2008, 06:00 PM
Pretty dangerous wild life Down Under... :D:D:D
Patto110
27th March 2008, 06:17 PM
I reckon it might av been crack cocain ey:wasntme:
Tango51
27th March 2008, 08:39 PM
Reminds me of that Scandinavian surfer who actually did get raped....by dolphins.
They did what dolphins do when procreating, they kidnapped their object of desire <must have liked the cut of his jib....or something> by two of them swimming up under him and by pressing their sides together kept him up out of the water like a sardine while their mate swam up on them from behind and had it's way with the pop eyed surfer.
He walked in to the police station to report it, kinda pidgeon toed.
Or porpoise toed?
I'll bet the dolphins got free drinks for years on that tale.:angel:
dandlandyman
27th March 2008, 08:57 PM
"Police prosecutor...told the court that alcohol played a large part in Cradock's life."

Hmmm. YA THINK?!!