harry
12th April 2008, 06:08 AM
as i was tootling home yesterday at tugun the lady driver in front of me decided that the pedestrian waiting on the traffic light island wanted to cross the road [which he didn't as he was aware of the traffic needing to move out while the highway traffic was stopped on a red]
so she stopped, without noticing the numberplate in her back window.
well i managed to prop the disco on its nose and not hit her , whew ,
then it happened
little jap car [maybe a prelude?] buried itself under the right rear bumper with quite a large thump -like he didn't brake at all -
with a land rover the other car is your crumple zone [with thanks to whoever uses that line in his signature]
well i thought about this for a short time , trying to decide if i could move to a safer spot , then hopped out for a look.
little white car man was still seated in his car trying to relieve himself.
the damage was minimal to the disco being a slightly more bent rear bumper and the already cracked lamp was a bit more cracked.
little jap car was a bit worse for the incident, headlamp and blinker assy, left mudguard, bonnet and grille, with some damage to its bumber from the bonnet mashing into it.
well i decided not to laugh, as i thought that inappropriate, and proceeded to let him off as the damage to disco was minor and i was going to fix those bits anyway.
he thanked me for my generosity and then he told me -
it wasn't his car, he had borrowed it for the day.
i did have a laugh then.
i guess the moral of the story is 'don't lend your car'
and for the lady in front, she didn't notice a thing.
so she stopped, without noticing the numberplate in her back window.
well i managed to prop the disco on its nose and not hit her , whew ,
then it happened
little jap car [maybe a prelude?] buried itself under the right rear bumper with quite a large thump -like he didn't brake at all -
with a land rover the other car is your crumple zone [with thanks to whoever uses that line in his signature]
well i thought about this for a short time , trying to decide if i could move to a safer spot , then hopped out for a look.
little white car man was still seated in his car trying to relieve himself.
the damage was minimal to the disco being a slightly more bent rear bumper and the already cracked lamp was a bit more cracked.
little jap car was a bit worse for the incident, headlamp and blinker assy, left mudguard, bonnet and grille, with some damage to its bumber from the bonnet mashing into it.
well i decided not to laugh, as i thought that inappropriate, and proceeded to let him off as the damage to disco was minor and i was going to fix those bits anyway.
he thanked me for my generosity and then he told me -
it wasn't his car, he had borrowed it for the day.
i did have a laugh then.
i guess the moral of the story is 'don't lend your car'
and for the lady in front, she didn't notice a thing.