Fess up Aaron

[Col.Coleman]

So. How did the 4wd trip with the girl from the office go?

Where is the trip report?

We are all waiting.

[B92 8NW]

A little too well, given that the man needs to know how to wash a queen size mattress... :whistling:













:D

[Col.Coleman]

A little too well, given that the man needs to know how to wash a queen size mattress... :whistling:D

:Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::wasntme:

[weeds]

A little too well, given that the man needs to know how to wash a queen size mattress... :whistling::D

:Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:

[Aaron]

LOL... NO.. NO ....... NOOO.

Shes to immature, clingy and its a bad situation. She has created a Days of Our Lives/Home And Away style drama at work which Im most disturbed about.... She is vearging on insanity Im sure. Im not to sure she is used to having guys not taking interest in her, which has made her turn to desperate measures. Sorry guys, Ill keep avoiding the situation for as long as possible, and trust me, you dont want photos of her.

Deciding how she would take a "come back when you are a mature adult" comment... Girls love that.

[stevo68]

LOL... NO.. NO ....... NOOO.

Shes to immature, clingy and its a bad situation. She has created a Days of Our Lives/Home And Away style drama at work which Im most disturbed about.... She is vearging on insanity Im sure. Im not to sure she is used to having guys not taking interest in her, which has made her turn to desperate measures. Sorry guys, Ill keep avoiding the situation for as long as possible, and trust me, you dont want photos of her.

Deciding how she would take a "come back when you are a mature adult" comment... Girls love that. Bolded parts...and the problem is?? :twisted:

Regards

Stevo

[solmanic]

Oops - I nearly missed this thread...

My wife would be amused to think we are carrying on here like old women in a sewing circle gossiping about dalliances with members of the opposite sex etc etc.

Anyway, now to add my two cents...

:Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:

[Aaron]

Go on... Laugh it up boys!

Ive told her "Im not doing any 4wd'ing untill my steering guard gets here" Dont know what Illl do when it arrives!

[solmanic]

It's a Land Rover - if she knows anything at all about them you can just tell her something is busted.

... or just try the "it's not me, it's you" line.

[beforethevision]

It's a Land Rover - if she knows anything at all about them you can just tell her something is busted.



My GF learnt that one pretty quickly! When she calls to arrange something, the first thing she asks is "is your car going?" ahahahaha


Cheers!

[Captain_Rightfoot]

A little too well, given that the man needs to know how to wash a queen size mattress... :whistling:
:eek2::eek2::banana::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Ro lling::TakeABow:

[B92 8NW]

Go on... Laugh it up boys!


I'm sorry Aaron... I meant that as nicely as possible:D.

[Bigbjorn]

Come on, Aaron, did you hop off at Hornsby, or go through to Central?

[abaddonxi]

Come on, Aaron, did you hop off at Hornsby, or go through to Central?

:D:D:D

Haven't heard that one in a long time.

Cheers
Simon

[Blknight.aus]

cmon guys, this thread is usless without pics....


(or would streaming video be more appropriate?)



Whats the story Aaron.

[B92 8NW]

Deciding how she would take a "come back when you are a mature adult" comment... Girls love that.

Probably the same way males take the "are you ready to be a father yet?" line in their teens. And just like that, you're back down to earth:).

[Panda]

The mystery of the wet mattress is finally unfolding :Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:

[disco2hse]

Go on... Laugh it up boys!

If you insist.

:clap2::clap2::clap2:
:Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:
:Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:
:clap2::clap2::clap2:

[disco2hse]

Ahem. 'scuse me. Sorry.

Now, being serious. If you want to let her down easily, you could say your boy/girl friend has come in from out of state.

[Aaron]

... or just try the "it's not me, it's you" line.

Seems we are on the same level, Ive used that line twice! All I get is a giggle (trying to be cute) and batting of the eye lids.

She just doesn't take a hint.

I can not find one part of her that attracts me her (on personality front) dont even get me started on the (less important) looks department.

I fear a day 4wd'ing will make me stab myself in the ear to stop the pain. Though maybe it will be good for a laugh.... As if you all aren't laughing enough as it it!!

[PeterM]

I have an idea, arrange for an suicidingly difficult outing with people with significantly modded equipment and scare the crap out of her to the point she thinks you're nuts and doesn't want to come back.

[Blknight.aus]

or go get badly bogged in swamp mud and tell her that its the co-ies job to dig and push.

[Captain_Rightfoot]

or go get badly bogged in swamp mud and tell her that its the co-ies job to dig and push.

What was that website again? Car stuck girls (http://www.carstuckgirls.com/)?

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2008/04/171.jpg

[Pedro_The_Swift]

NM after a night out dancing-----:banana:

[p38arover]

NM after a night out dancing-----:banana:


Love your boots, NM. :D

[p38arover]

Seems we are on the same level, Ive used that line twice! All I get is a giggle (trying to be cute) and batting of the eye lids.

She just doesn't take a hint.

I can not find one part of her that attracts me her (on personality front) dont even get me started on the (less important) looks department.


I'm desperate. Give her my address. :D

[Col.Coleman]

your signature vehicle is blowing some smoke Ron. Might need to get the injector pump looked at.

The Colonel
(spellcheck by p38arover):p

[p38arover]

your signature vehicle is blowing some smoke Ron. Might need to get the injector pump looked at.

The Colonel
(spellcheck by p38arover):p


It does, it does!

Re spell-check, change "Your" in yours to "You're" :p

[The ho har's]

OK guy's

I am finding this most amusing.

I must remember to show ho har :D


Mrs ho har

[abaddonxi]

Love your boots, NM. :D

Oh, and Senator, just one more thing: love your suit! (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102926/quotes)

Ah, Silence of the Lambs.

Cheers
Simon

[p38arover]

Oh, and Senator, just one more thing: love your suit! (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102926/quotes)

Ah, Silence of the Lambs.

Cheers
Simon

Over my head - I've never seen the movie or any sequels.

[Pedro_The_Swift]

should watch that one Ron---:eek::eek::eek:

[HAK]

Let me in on this one Aaron has taken out a girl form his work out 4wding and seeing that there was a wet mattress involved we assume that either him or her didn’t wee wee, ok but he claims that she to clingy and not mentally attractive but Aaron is single mmmmmmmmm a stick situation mmmmmm :woot:

[dobbo]

Let me in on this one Aaron has taken out a girl form his work out 4wding and seeing that there was a wet mattress involved we assume that either him or her didn’t wee wee, ok but he claims that she to clingy and not mentally attractive but Aaron is single mmmmmmmmm a stick situation mmmmmm :woot:

I see where you are coming from and agree


Aaron the problem you have as I see it and as Chronic, Rover-n-it or whatever he's called this week has hinted at

It sounds like you have craped where you sleep, the solution is to clean it up as swiftly and as thouroughly as possible.

Ways you can get rid of her quickly:


Emigration: I've always liked the look of Germany personally.

MIA: Jump in the Landy and go for an improbabilty drive, destination unknown for if you don't know where your going neither can she.

Murder: Self explanatory, cures the initial problem however you may inadvertidely end up becoming your new cell mates "clingy girl"

Suicide: This is another extreme measure but could be combined with the previous solution.

New found homosexuality or presumed homosexuality: Join a Volleyball team the rumour mill at work will do the rest.

Develop a personal hygene problem: See how Clingy she is after you haven't bathed in a fortnight. Smegma is your friend.

Sharing is caring: Find out if she has a sister or a good friend to take offroading, you can work out the rest.

[Captain_Rightfoot]

I see where you are coming from and agree


Aaron the problem you have as I see it and as Chronic, Rover-n-it or whatever he's called this week has hinted at

It sounds like you have craped where you sleep, the solution is to clean it up as swiftly and as thouroughly as possible.

Ways you can get rid of her quickly:


Emigration: I've always liked the look of Germany personally.

MIA: Jump in the Landy and go for an improbabilty drive, destination unknown for if you don't know where your going neither can she.

Murder: Self explanatory, cures the initial problem however you may inadvertidely end up becoming your new cell mates "clingy girl"

Suicide: This is another extreme measure but could be combined with the previous solution.

New found homosexuality or presumed homosexuality: Join a Volleyball team the rumour mill at work will do the rest.

Develop a personal hygene problem: See how Clingy she is after you haven't bathed in a fortnight. Smegma is your friend.

Sharing is caring: Find out if she has a sister or a good friend to take offroading, you can work out the rest.

What about starting to scratch the wedding vegetables constantly... maybe with an anguished look on your face? :wasntme::D:D

[p38arover]

I'm desperate. Give her my address. :D

On second thoughts, just introduce me and she will forget about you immediately! :angel:

[Bigbjorn]

She is vearging on insanity Im sure.

As you become older and wiser you will learn that they all are verging on insanity if not already barking mad.

[dobbo]

On second thoughts, just introduce me and she will forget about you immediately! :angel:

As she turns to lesbianism

[p38arover]

As she turns to lesbianism

Well? What's the problem with that? ;)

At least Aaron will be free of her. :p

[disco2hse]

I have an idea, arrange for an suicidingly difficult outing with people with significantly modded equipment and scare the crap out of her to the point she thinks you're nuts and doesn't want to come back.

Mate, did you never watch African Queen :eek: Look at what Bogie had to put up with after his efforts to quench the thirst :D

[disco2hse]

What about starting to scratch the wedding vegetables constantly... maybe with an anguished look on your face? :wasntme::D:D

:Rolling::Rolling:

You know that could makes Aaron's situation worse :p :D

[HAK]

As she turns to lesbianism

give her one look at dumbo tell her you will look like him in years to come and problem solved :D;):p

[Aaron]

Funnily enough, Ive said most suggested things that has been suggested.

She asked me what my fav song was, and I said "The sound of girls screaming when I chop them up into little pieces out in the bush" Again.. a giggle and (lets go THIS WEEKEND OMG OMG OMG)

[Col.Coleman]

She won't take that threat seriously if you don't have the ivan milat hitchhiking kit like on the bonnet of my 130
bring her sunday we'll scare her off

[Col.Coleman]

On second thoughts just email her a link to this thread. Should do the trick. Might make work a bit weird though

[Bigbjorn]

Try the old sailor's trick. Take her down the tiller flat (or stationery store) and show her the golden rivet.

[dobbo]

Aake her to a fetish party

Ask her if she's ever tried auto eroticism

Tell her to bring a friend cause you have too much love for one woman

Mate, it looks like you have a problem.

[hodgo]

On second thoughts just email her a link to this thread. Should do the trick. Might make work a bit weird though

----------------------------------------------------------------
If you give her a link to this web sight and this post, I want the wrights to I think I could turn it into a good book .

Hodgo

[numpty]

Love your boots, NM. :D

Not her boots......but the rest looks familiar.:angel:

[p38arover]

Not her boots......but the rest looks familiar.:angel:


Yes, it does. :p

:wasntme:

[Blknight.aus]

I see where you are coming from and agree


Aaron the problem you have as I see it and as Chronic, Rover-n-it or whatever he's called this week has hinted at

It sounds like you have craped where you sleep, the solution is to clean it up as swiftly and as thouroughly as possible.

Ways you can get rid of her quickly:


Emigration: I've always liked the look of Germany personally.
yes but you (and your kids) are blonde haired and blue eyed, no points... :)

MIA: Jump in the Landy and go for an improbabilty drive, destination unknown for if you don't know where your going neither can she.
didnt really read the book did you, try that and you wind up exactly where you are with a surprised looking whale and a bowl of petunias

Murder: Self explanatory, cures the initial problem however you may inadvertidely end up becoming your new cell mates "clingy girl"
urm if you murder someone how do you wind up their cell mate, unless your in texas, last time I checked we dont got the death penalty


Suicide: This is another extreme measure but could be combined with the previous solution.
something about vogon poetry and the phrase "if you were a clearer minded thinker, that the vogon had never been born" has pen pre edited into place over the coment about train tickets.

New found homosexuality or presumed homosexuality: Join a Volleyball team the rumour mill at work will do the rest.
homosexuality is implied by joining a male beach volyball team however if shes willing to do the same for a womans beach vollyball team perhaps you may have found a goodun and should reconsider your standards. Hypocritical maybey but I am a breathing male (although potentially for not much longer if swmbo reads this

Develop a personal hygene problem: See how Clingy she is after you haven't bathed in a fortnight. Smegma is your friend.
Ive done plenty of field time with the army without showers and EWWW.. but it does still prove that there is english in your blood dobbo

Sharing is caring: Find out if she has a sister or a good friend to take offroading, you can work out the rest. he bought it up see if she minds sharing you... there are several lecherous blokes on this site who might come to mind but drunk as I am I can only list my name atm... :P


On second thoughts, just introduce me and she will forget about you immediately! :angel:

or tell her you actually drive an auto. Tho this will only work if shes totally against involvement with other girls.

[p38arover]

or tell her you actually drive an auto. Tho this will only work if shes totally against involvement with other girls.

The Hillman Super Minx is a manual. :p

[Muzzery]

She won't take that threat seriously if you don't have the ivan milat hitchhiking kit like on the bonnet of my 130
bring her sunday we'll scare her off
did you hear the one about mr milat hiking into the mountains with two beautiful young backpackers? one of the girls says "it's cold and getting dark.. i'm getting a little scared.." so ivan replies - "YOUR scared? I have to walk back home ALONE!"

[beforethevision]

What was that website again? Car stuck girls (http://www.carstuckgirls.com/)?



It appears a few of them get dirtier in their LRs than we do :P

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2008/04/158.jpg

[CowsGoMoo]

What was that website again? Car stuck girls (http://www.carstuckgirls.com/)?




These might be closer for this forum-

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2008/04/157.jpg


Edit. Seems someone beat me to it :)

[simonr23]

i had to have aTHOROUGH look thru that website. it seems that perhaps some of the girls on that site aren't really the drivers of the cars. who'd have thunk it!

i still dont consider it a waste of time though.

[p38arover]

Well, the blonde is NM and we know she drives her Landy!

[simonr23]

props to N and NM then :) my gf hates 4x4's. i'll convert her yet!

[Pedro_The_Swift]

gas? or soft top?:p

[simonr23]

if that was directed at me (and with my mind even if it wasnt i can make something from it :) ) hopefully no gas in the future and i'd like the top to stay firmer, rather than softer :wasntme:

[dobbo]

yes but you (and your kids) are blonde haired and blue eyed, no points... :) .

You forgot my wife as well, not our fault we have the blood of kings.


didnt really read the book did you, try that and you wind up exactly where you are with a surprised looking whale and a bowl of petuniasurm.

you didn't read my post did you? Going for an improbabilty drive, and having an infinate improbabilty drive installed on ones vehicle are two entirely different things, that is unless your Defender is powered by "the golden bale" if it is, one day a simple drive to the shops could result with an army of white robots from the planet Kricket hunting you down trying to rip the guts out of Big Red. Besides according to the book that incident of the bewildered Sperm Whale and bowl of Petunia improbably being called into existence has allready occured (in our universe anyway) therefore the probability of this exact event occuring again would be extremely infinately improbable.

Actually
Considering the extremely improbable usually occurs when using an infinate improbable drive, the event occuring again is so improbable that is will most likely happen every bloody time you press the button, therefore I feel this device should be renamed the Sperm whale and bowl of Petunia generator.


if you murder someone how do you wind up their cell mate, unless your in texas, last time I checked we dont got the death penalty..

Mate you drank to many Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters Yesterday, read the post again I said you could end up being someone elses Clingy girl therefore the victim is out of the equation, the murderer becomes someone elses clingy girl.


something about vogon poetry and the phrase "if you were a clearer minded thinker, that the vogon had never been born" has pen pre edited into place over the coment about train tickets..

You do this very well, for an ugly Ape man, you must have a Bable fish inserted into one of your orifices


homosexuality is implied by joining a male beach volyball team however if shes willing to do the same for a womans beach vollyball team perhaps you may have found a goodun and should reconsider your standards. Hypocritical maybey but I am a breathing male (although potentially for not much longer if swmbo reads this.

I agree, so does my SWMBO


Ive done plenty of field time with the army without showers and EWWW.. but it does still prove that there is english in your blood dobbo.

I showered at Cooma, did you?


he bought it up see if she minds sharing you... there are several lecherous blokes on this site who might come to mind but drunk as I am I can only list my name atm... :P.

I'll bring the beer




or tell her you actually drive an auto. Tho this will only work if shes totally against involvement with other girls.

Auto, volleyball shower scenes and cellmates, is your username blknight or blueknight?

[sclarke]

We need the mudpit.... i could have respoken about the bucket of water....

[dobbo]

We need the mudpit.... i could have respoken about the bucket of water....


couldn't we all;)