An Aussie Love Poem

[Bundalene]

Sorry if others have seen this, I saw it on another site but it may bring a smile to your dial!...


An Australian Love Poem
(Who said Australians weren't romantic?)

Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best


I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer.




Mrs Bundalene :D:D

[Basil135]

:lol2::lol2::lol2:
:clap2::clap2::clap2:

[jacked130]

:Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::clap2::clap2::twobeers :

[Narangga]

I can hear Erich's voice now ...

[stevo]

A bit like the great australian love song "tie me kangaroo down":wasntme:

[Panda]

:Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling: