Why someone buys a Hummer...

[rick130]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2008/10/923.jpg

:twisted:

[B92 8NW]

Very funny:D

[Scallops]

That's Gold cos it's true.

[Slunnie]

People say that about 4WD owners too.



But its always people with little cars. :lol2:

[dobbo]

People say that about 4WD owners too.



But its always people with little cars. :lol2:

I love the looks them people give when you pull up next to them with the car shod in Simex'..


Just for a laugh

I think a seatbelt cover crafted to look like a massive penis casually thrown over your shoulder. Imagine the amount of Nissan owners wanting one of them.

[B92 8NW]

People say that about 4WD owners too.



But its always people with little cars. :lol2:

I've had the "compensating line" levelled at myself by a female before - my response was probably the best call I've ever made in my life:D.

[Slunnie]

I've had the "compensating line" levelled at myself by a female before - my response was probably the best call I've ever made in my life:D.
Don't keep us in suspense! :D

[Outlaw]

Don't keep us in suspense! :D
That doesn't seem much of a good call too me :angel:

[The ho har's]

aaahhhh



















little boys and their big toys:p


Mrs ho har:twisted:

[B92 8NW]

Don't keep us in suspense! :D

I like it here on aulro too much to risk it...:cool:

[dobbo]

I like it here on aulro too much to risk it...:cool:



C'mon man don't leave us hanging like an Ogjon with a clue.


Tell, tell, tell

[45tr0]

I showed up to my compulsory feminist studies class at uni about 5 minutes late one day in my leathers and carrying my motorbike helmet under my arm.

The lecturer (a self-professed "Wymyn") had taken great pleasure in baiting me week in and week out as the only "masculine" male in the class. Relishing the opportunity to have a dig, she sneered up at me and said, "hmm... Motorcycles are such a phallic symbol. Are we trying to compensate for something?"

To which I simply replied, "Actually 'Ms', If you knew anything about me you'd know I ride a Postie Bike. It's not compensating for anything. If i'm honest, I use my Penis as a sort of Motorcycle-substitute... Would any of you ladies care for a ride?"

The rest of the class were on the floor with laughter - she was Scarlet. No wonder I did so poorly in that class...

[Mick-Kelly]

I use my Penis as a sort of Motorcycle-substitute... Would any of you ladies care for a ride?"




:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p
Hand that man a beer, thats gold

[Slunnie]

C'mon man don't leave us hanging like an Ogjon with a clue.


Tell, tell, tell

:Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:

I've been meaning to ask you about an Ogjon. :eek:

[walker]

:Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:

I've been meaning to ask you about an Ogjon. :eek:

Someone on 4WD Action forum?????

[Slunnie]

Someone on 4WD Action forum?????
I'm not sure about Monthy, but he's on Outerlimits. I bought a Gold Rangie for the LPG system, which Dobbo took and I noticed that Ogjon now has it. :lol2:

I saw the pics in the background of his Terracan buildup thread.

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[rick130]

I like it here on aulro too much to risk it...:cool:

Oh come on Joel and 'fess up, or do a mass PM mail out........ :p

[dobbo]

I'm not sure about Monthy, but he's on Outerlimits. I bought a Gold Rangie for the LPG system, which Dobbo took and I noticed that Ogjon now has it. :lol2:

I saw the pics in the background of his Terracan buildup thread.

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ROFLMAO

That thread is Gold

Lets just say, if you have to ask consider yourself blessed.

[Slunnie]

ROFLMAO

That thread is Gold

Lets just say, if you have to ask consider yourself blessed.
I thought that might of been the case. At least he's in there, fabricating and having a go.


that cruiser with 37"s has a locker yet my terracan went everywhere it went & some of the time showed up the cruiser.

I'm lovin my rear LSD & 1st gear low range
& boy does it crawl, much better than my zook ever did

[RobHay]

aaahhhh



















little boys and their big toys:p


Mrs ho har:twisted:


MISSUS! You been peeking again! Have'nt you

[JohnR]

Oi !!! :soapbox: I am not sure I like that cartoon :mad:

But I am not exaclty sure what my vehicles say about my body parts :confused: I have probably got both the biggest and stupidest car here on the forum (the HMMWV) but I also have probably the smallest car as well (the goggo!).

So..... Come on all you anatomy experts what does that say about me :p:p:p

:banana::wacko::spudnikheadstand::lol2::twobeers:

Cheers,

[Col.Coleman]

you have a little winkey and big balls:p:p:p:p:twisted:

CC

[B92 8NW]

Oh come on Joel and 'fess up, or do a mass PM mail out........ :p

I thanked her for identifying my insecurities, then merely applied her logic to conclude that since her BMW came at a very large cost, she must come at a very low cost...:o

[Slunnie]

I thanked her for identifying my insecurities, then merely applied her logic to conclude that since her BMW came at a very large cost, she must come at a very low cost...:o
:Rolling::clap2:

Oh well, if she starts it the mudslinging then she's got to expect it to get thrown back. :D

[The ho har's]

MISSUS! You been peeking again! Have'nt you

always......you lot are always peeking in out threads:p


anyway who said this was a boy's thread:confused:


Mrs ho har;)

[dobbo]

Oi !!! :soapbox: I am not sure I like that cartoon :mad:

But I am not exaclty sure what my vehicles say about my body parts :confused: I have probably got both the biggest and stupidest car here on the forum (the HMMWV) but I also have probably the smallest car as well (the goggo!).

So..... Come on all you anatomy experts what does that say about me :p:p:p

:banana::wacko::spudnikheadstand::lol2::twobeers:

Cheers,

Here is the supposed problem


you have a little winkey and big balls:p:p:p:p:twisted:

CC

And a possible solution





I think a seatbelt cover crafted to look like a massive penis casually thrown over your shoulder.

[scarry]

Now i got a d2 with bfg's,whatever that means....oh & a few work vans:p

Now getting back to Hummers,they had a few as perimeter patrol vehicles at the prisons at wacol,a knee jerk reaction after Abbot escaped.

Didnt take them long to get rid of them.....were always away getting fixed.
Luckily they also had an armoured troopy as back up,and they still use it today.
Couldnt understand why they didnt use defenders,as i am sure a military spec one would do.

The hummers were some sort of military spec,& very expensive.

[JohnR]

you have a little winkey and big balls:p:p:p:p:twisted:

CC
:banana::banana::banana: I guess that's how We got twins !! :D

Here is the supposed problem



And a possible solution

Well I've always said I wouldn't like it hanging over my eye as a wart! :eek:

Cheers.