Where the banana is Santa...Hey

[stevo68]

Now don't anyones tell me there aint no Santa...bin sittin here for a cuppla hrs waiting for the sound of hoofs on my roof. So freakin what if we have a combustion stove...you got your fat ass down it last year :D.

Bluddy 5 yr old wont go to bed, had to much beer....I mean....I dunno what I mean....anyhoo...can't go to bed before he does. As for me, I just want to hit the skids, wrapped the cuppla I had to...generally banned from general present wrapping....as apparently I am crap ;)....goodness knows why. Oh wells back to seeing if Santa can stick his gear into 6th and get the **** over here so pizzled me can go nigh nighs and be woken up at sparrows fart :o:). Oh and to add to allllllllllll the other threads...M X to all....you'll figure it out :),

Regards

Stevo

[mike 90 RR]

Put the 5 year old to bed and sit at the end of bed till he falls asleep ... should be off in 15 mins

BY the way .... Santa does not arrive UNTILL all are asleep ... Thats why he is never seen .. but is heard

Merry Xmas

[lokka]

Good work steveo merry X M S buddy ive had twiced the quota of cans all all the pressies r dun Merry Xmas to one an all :p:p:p:p:cool:

[mcrover]

No kids here tonight and still up at bloody 20 past 1 on xmas morning......AND I HAVNT HAD 1 BEER Grrrrrr.

Oh well, everyone, have a great safe Christmas and I hope the fat man brings you what you want........stuff for your Rover lol :p

So in the words of the great man himself:

"All have a very merry Chrismas and to all a good night"

Cause im off to bed.:cool:

[rocket scientist]

Merry Christmas to all.
Still wrapping presents.:p
Does anyone know how to wrap a trampoline???

[lokka]

Merry Christmas to all.
Still wrapping presents.:p
Does anyone know how to wrap a trampoline???

Just set it up out back then send em out lookin for reeeindeer poo in the morn :D:D:D:D

[dobbo]

santa is getting ****ed with me

[stevo68]

Kinda forgot I wrote this last night :angel:...feeling a little worse for better :D. Looks like Santa did come......though there is a delay on getting my new suspension and lift...should be next cuppla days. Hope you are having a good one...regards

Stevo

[abaddonxi]

Woken up at six when the Cockatoos dragged the sleigh off the roof.

Simon

[stevo68]

Well thats 2 out of the 5 children done for pressies:

Jacksons first Xmas and Connor

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2008/12/299.jpg

Then off to Brissie to get my other 2 children for Xmas Day and also see Sharlea's son as well. Ah the joys of a mine, yours and ours family :D. Have a banana good day :p,

Regards

Stevo

[Xavie]

Last night I was woken by my neighbour swearing at 1am. The kiddies are getting a tramampoline and it is one of those fancy netted ones. The father was out there trying to put it together in the dark which included digging out a flat area of lawn.

I thought I'd lend a hand and as I was going over there I hear shreiks from the bedroom in the house saying "santa swears just as much as dad does" and they were running around like crazies whilst their mother was trying to keep them in the house.

This year Santa had to leave some of the trampoline making to the father though for when he got up.