new dog, sort of.

[dobbo]

My wife and daughter got me a new dog, as some of you are aware I was looking for another large dog like a Rottie, a Doberman etc.........

Somehow, something must have been lost in the translation from male english to female english. I am in hope that the rest of the dog is on layby.

Lets just say every Tom Dick and Harry has a pair of Paris' undies


I have her dog.

[tracker]

Lets just say every Tom Dick and Harry has a pair of Paris' undies


I have her dog.


smell better?:angel:

[Pedro_The_Swift]

who's a lucky boy then,,,,
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/01/804.jpg

[Dmmos]

Lets just say every Tom Dick and Harry has a pair of Paris' undies


I have her dog.

:Rolling:

[moose]

Pics?:rulez:

Many years ago a mate was looking after his mum's dog, including taking it for a walk while several of us walking on the opposite side of the road chanted "you've got a wussy dog, you've got a wussy dog"

I hope for your sake that doesn't happen:D

[dmdigital]

Have you pointed out to them that:

You now have to be careful where you step. Don't want to stand on it.
You will have to make sure the dog is safe before backing the car out. Don't want to run over it.
You will have to make sure the dog is safe before mowing the lawn. Don't want to run over it.


Do you own a cat? If not, get a reasonably sized one with an attitude:angel:

[dobbo]

Have you pointed out to them that:

You now have to be careful where you step. Don't want to stand on it.
You will have to make sure the dog is safe before backing the car out. Don't want to run over it.
You will have to make sure the dog is safe before mowing the lawn. Don't want to run over it.


Do you own a cat? If not, get a reasonably sized one with an attitude:angel:


My hairy pussy has attitude and has allready shown who's the boss, had to remove a cat claw out of the dogs head last night, for the record it's foxy not a chew stick dog. It is however a female so I don't even get the comical value of seeing it trying to shag a great dane. We have named her Lintilla.

[mudmouse]

who's a lucky boy then,,,,
http://www.dropthatsock.com/content/paris250_250.jpg

Geeeeshh! That old saying about a dog looking like it's owner is true - in that case anyway.....

Dobbo - you're not going to shave your head and sit on some slappers lap are you?? ...well, maybe the last bit.

:D

Matt.

[dobbo]

Possible bumper sticker for the County

"Paris, you left your dog in my Landy"

It looks freaky sitting on top of the cubby box whilst driving. She's like a clone of my old faithful Kelpie, only 1/10 the size.

She nearly got named Lunch

[Shonky]

Lets just say every Tom Dick and Harry has a pair of Paris' undies


I have her dog.


smell better?:angel:

:Rolling: :Rolling:

SNAP!

[dobbo]

after the hitch-hikers guide character?


Ahhh websurfer, is google your friend or are you a fello freak?

[dobbo]

I read it a long time ago.......

24hrs is a long time. It should come standard with a 110

[Pedro_The_Swift]

:confused:

OK....I haven't read the book since I was in high school.....a long time ago :D


were we supposed to read that--:o

[Blknight.aus]

:confused:

OK....I haven't read the book since I was in high school.....a long time ago :D

howd you go carrying all the tablets around or is that what got you started on the landies?

[dullbird]

matt please tell me that you haven't got a chihuahua? after emma said she couldn't trust khan with the kids and cats even though he was a beautiful dog!.......

chi might not kill yeh cats but i wouldn't say they are a family dog and great with children......

[LandyAndy]

Onya Dobbo
Least it wont cost much to run:p:p:p:p:p:p
You will need to buy a handbag to cart it around in,if you havent already got one:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:.
If you didnt see the Southpark show featuring Paris and the chihuahua you need to track it down:cool::cool::cool::cool:
ENJOY
Andrew

[abaddonxi]

What did you do to deserve this?

[Sprint]

What did you do to deserve this?

simple, he left it to the missus to find him a new dog!

[dullbird]

I dont think he left it to the missus, I don' think he had a choice ;):D

[Sprint]

I dont think he left it to the missus, I don' think he had a choice ;):D
if he'dve bought a dog first, the decision is made!

[Pedro_The_Swift]

howd you go carrying all the tablets around or is that what got you started on the landies?

no,, its what got her started in nursing
:p

[Pedro_The_Swift]

oh dear,,


the um, er, STONE tablets that the book was written on,,,


DONT SHOOT ME!!!
Pedro exits stage left!

[dobbo]

matt please tell me that you haven't got a chihuahua? after emma said she couldn't trust khan with the kids and cats even though he was a beautiful dog!.......

chi might not kill yeh cats but i wouldn't say they are a family dog and great with children......



No, she's a Foxy lady, should have called her Hendrix.

[lokka]

The Little bugger is protective my golden retriever tryed to jump in the back of the turdis and was meet with a snarling growling foxy i dont think my dog gemma was too worried tho :D:D:D:D