what do people talk about on car forums....

[muz22z]

Light humour for today:)


Bentley Forums... 'I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it? '
BMW 3 Series forums...'Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.'

VW Beetle forum...'The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)'

Yugo Forum...'When's the last time yours ran?'
Lamborghini forum...'Wind noise around 210MPH'
Mazda MX5 forums...'Some **** in Toyota Hilux just ran over my car (pics)'

Toyota Hilux forum...'MX5 stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics) '

Daimler forum...'Where to get a service on my Rolex?'
Toyota Camry Forum....'Problems parallel parking at Gala bingo.'
Range Rover Forum...'Is the price of petrol going down anytime soon?'

Delorean forum...'Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985. '

Honda Accord forum...'Mum is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.'

Toyota Yaris forum...'Do our cars use AAA's or AA's?'
Ferrari forums...'Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.'
Porsche forums...'Tyre just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?'

Mini forum...'Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)'

Dax Cobra forum...'I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get wee stains out of the leather?'

McLaren F1 forum...'Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.'
Hummer forum...'Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 35 miles away. That's $55 in fuel.'

Fiat forum...'Hello? Am I the only member? '
Subaru WRX forum...'I'm thinking blue and gold, how about you ?? '
Chevy pickup forum...'How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck? '

Supra Forum...'Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.'

Volvo forum....'What biker, I never saw a biker, he just came from nowhere, I didn't mean to hit him.'

Opel Corsa Forum...'m8 me dol ofica sayd that me burbery 'at was wikid and i shoud txt me m8's 4 a krooz in asda's carparc 2nite'

Nissan Micra forum...'When i get a skyline...........
Jaguar forum...'Why do jaguar parts dept, keep sending me to Ford to get parts for my car?? '

Alfa Romeo forum...'Have any of you ever had your car running for more than 5 mins?? '

Porche Cayene forum...'Do you have problems with you wallet not fitting in your back pocket?

Hyundai Forum: Why do people wave their "winke" finger at me, now I have lowered the excel and put on mags with a sports muffler.

Holden Camira Forum: Has anyone else out there managed to rebuild their motors in less than Four hours. I have, after the 10th time.

Subaru Outback Forum: Do I have to have a B grade trophy wife, Labrador and a snotty brat to join.

[Slunnie]

They're good! :D

I couldn't read the leet one though. :(

[catch-22]

yeah it's good..

Repost though. Was posted in the Jokes thread

[rovercare]

Subaru WRX forum...'I'm thinking blue and gold, how about you ?? '




Average:p ^^^this one made me laugh a little:D

[rovercare]

Opel Corsa Forum...'m8 me dol ofica sayd that me burbery 'at was wikid and i shoud txt me m8's 4 a krooz in asda's carparc 2nite'





Mate, my dole officer said, my burbery? 'at? was wicked and I should text my mates for a cruise in asda's? carpark tonight


They're good! :D

I couldn't read the leet one though. :(

That's as good as I can work it out:o

[slug_burner]

Many good ones in there. Got to share them with the wife and even she had a laugh.

I can see this one there in the future;

LR Forum, "I would comment on the racism thread if only I could spell!"

[B92 8NW]

Mate, my dole officer said, my burbery? 'at? was wicked and I should text my mates for a cruise in asda's? carpark tonight



That's as good as I can work it out:o

my Burberry hat - Burberry (http://www.burberry.com/)
Asda - kmarty thing. ASDA (http://www.asda.co.uk/corp/home.html)

[rovercare]

my Burberry hat - Burberry (http://www.burberry.com/)
Asda - kmarty thing. ASDA (http://www.asda.co.uk/corp/home.html)

Cheers, I never bothered to google, to drunk, cooking dinner:D

[Chucaro]

Good :D
The Honda Accord and the Hyundai Forums are spot on :D

[Fusion]

I can see this one there in the furure;

LR Forum, "I would comment on the racism thread if only I could spell!"

:eek2::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling: :BigThumb: SPOT ON !!!:D

[mjm295]

my Burberry hat - Burberry (http://www.burberry.com/)
Asda - kmarty thing. ASDA (http://www.asda.co.uk/corp/home.html)

Burberry hats are what all of the Chavs wear in the UK (Chav is similar to Bogan)

[seano87]

Many good ones in there. Got to share them with the wife and even she had a laugh.

I can see this one there in the furure;

LR Forum, "I would comment on the racism thread if only I could spell!"

Can't stop laughing! :Rolling::Rolling::Rolling: That was brilliant :clap2:

[RobHay]

I object to the Yaris line.........bloody battery is so too bigger than a AA....:mad:

[PhilipA]

What about the AULRO forum? How about My TD5 has a faster chip than your TD5. But why does it keep on blowing up/breaking exhaust manifolds etc Or to be fair. Why does my V8 use so much petrol towing a 3 tonne van? Regards Philip A

[Blknight.aus]

I object to the Yaris line.........bloody battery is so too bigger than a AA....:mad:

yep, its a sub c cell.

[isuzurover]

Burberry hats are what all of the Chavs wear in the UK (Chav is similar to Bogan)

Isnt a chav a bogan who is missing 4 cylinders and half his car? ;) :D