Caption Competiton - AULROvian Ed 19

[VladTepes]

There is a Caption Competition in the current edition (19) of the AULROvian magazine.

I'm not going to post the photo here, but rather you can rad the magazine !

Simply post your caption here. This allows me to easily keep track of who and what rather than having an inbox inundated with PM's.

There is no limit to the number of times you can enter but do put some thought into it!

Prize Pack
(so far)

1 x mini LED torch. Like this one here (http://www.wellingtonsurplus.com.au/showProduct/LIGHTING/OTHER+FLASHLIGHTS/IF0010/CMG+"INFINITY"+L.E.D.+TASK+LIGHT), but with Land Rover emblazoned on the side.

[B92 8NW]

"The new Skoda might be able to tell you were to go, but your wife will tell you where to stick it when you bring it home..."

[Tombie]

"Talk about Sat-Nag!"

[HangOver]

I drive a Skoda; I need something to take my mind of it ! :D

Its the only way I can stop the vehicle depreciating!

Oh the GPS, its so I can find a taxi rank when the skoda brakes down.

I'm full of optimisum, I need the GPS to see if the skoda actually moves.

They all come with driving games, its the only time I get to drive !

If I put enough of them in someone might steal it.

Someone said do I want a GPS for my skoda, I said seems like a good swap.

I was told it had 16 valves, turns out theres one in each GPS

[HangOver]

They hide my face :D

Its top of the range, 14 GPS and an engine that starts

Buy a GPS get a free Skoda.

[dmdigital]

At the round about take the 1st exit,
no 2nd exit,
no 3rd exit,
no 4th exit...

... as soon as possible make a U-turn

[JohnR]

Thurn Left, in 1 meter turn right, Veer left, Straight on, Left at crack in road, veer right, take second left, Keep right, turn left, go straight for 1.2 meters, in 2 meters keep left, right over crest, keep left, in 0.5 meters turn right........ Arriving at destination, You have successfully exited your driveway. Ready to navigate...

Cheers,

[Narangga]

Honey, look what I got you for your birthday - you'll never get lost again.

[werdan]

A man with one clock always knows what time it is. A man with two clocks is never quite sure...WTF ARE WE?!?

[Xtreme]

Geographically embarrassed? ............................. Not a Chance!

[George130]

Are you shure we have all the speed camera lists covered?

[Narangga]

Please be quiet dear - otherwise I'll never work out which way to get there.

[dobbo]

1: Due to the global economic downturn this is the best stealth technology the Chez government can afford, the theory is all of the worlds spy sattelites will be concentrated on the on vehicle whilst the others drive by in the next block.

2: Due to cutbacks we cannot afford to repair the hospitals MRI machine, so alternativally we have organised for the patients to drive around in the doctors new Skoda for 30mins and have a asprin. Should work a treat.

3:Where's Yugo?

4: Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost,Gps signal lost.

5: Skoda's new climate control, radio waves warm the occupants up from the inside out.

[dullbird]

At the roundabout take the first Exit......Exit....Exit...Exit...Exit...Exit..Exit. ..Exit...exit...exit...exit...exit

[solmanic]

Due to a rise in thefts of GPS devices from vehicles in the area, police parked what is known in the industry as a "honey pot" on a local street... with a crocodile in the backseat under a blanket.

Nigel took his counselor's advice a bit too literally when asked where his life was headed.

SKODA - Safe Knowledge of Directional Accuracy

Despite installing 14 GPS devices in his Skoda, Henry still couldn't find a way of avoiding the Ipswich Motorway.

[V8Ian]

(In a female voice) No no no no no no no no no no no no no no not that left the one on the other side.

[timaus13]

Warning u r over the speed limit by 10 Klm,s
Warning u r over the speed limit by 15 klm,s
Warning u r over the speed limit by 20 klm,s
Warning u r over the speed limit by 25 klm,s
Warning u r over the speed limit by 30 klm,s
Warning u r over the speed limit by 35 klm,s
Warning u r over the speed limit by 40 klm,s
Warning u r over the speed limit by 45 Klm,s
Warning u r over the speed limit by 50 klm,s
Warning u r over the speed limit by 55 klm,s
Warning u r over the speed limit by 60 klm,s
Warning u r over the speed limit by 65 klm,s
Warning u r over the speed limit by 70 klm,s
Warning u r over the speed limit by 75 klm,s

Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 5 Kilometers
Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 10 Kilometers
Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 15 Kilometers
Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 20 Kilometers
Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 25 Kilometers
Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 30 Kilometers
Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 35 Kilometers
Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 5 Kilometers
Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 10 Kilometers
Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 15 Kilometers
Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 20 Kilometers
Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 25 Kilometers
Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 30 Kilometers
Warning There is a speed camera ahead in 35 Kilometers

Warning Low Battery please plug in to Power Source
Warning Low Battery please plug in to Power Source
Warning Low Battery please plug in to Power Source
Warning Low Battery please plug in to Power Source
Warning Low Battery please plug in to Power Source
Warning Low Battery please plug in to Power Source
Warning Low Battery please plug in to Power Source

Warning Low Battery please plug in to Power Source
Warning Low Battery please plug in to Power Source
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Warning Low Battery please plug in to Power Source
Warning Low Battery please plug in to Power Source

:oops2:

[Scouse]

Bump......is there a closing date for this?

It's just that I have something gathering dust at home ;).

[klappers]

SKODA- For people who are unsure...

[cucinadio]

"NOW LET ME SEE YOU TURN THE BUGGER OFF!!!":mad:

[pohm66]

SALE SPECIAL....

"With every 14 GPSs sold get a free dual battery system" *

Only applicable for LH drive vehicles. Dual Battery installed for a small fee.

[aew849]

1. Despite 14 levels of GPS navigational assistance, Fred still lost his keys.

2. Mary quickly found the local shopping centre car park despite the 14 opinions on how to get there. However she couldn't find the car on her return from shopping.......

3. For sale - marriage simulator....:p


aew849
04 130 DCPU.....Le truck

[dullbird]

Nothing can ever replace a loved one except for the GPS Nagigator

[abaddonxi]

Sometimes the destination is more important than the journey.

In a Land Rover the journey is more important than the destination. Other cars just aren't the same.

[HBWC]

dad) RING RING (hello) Son which screen thing amajiggy gets me to your place
son) 3rd one from the left dad
dad) but that takes me to work
son) DAD your other left

[Panda]

If someone gave me a GPS nav whatever, I'd take great pleasure running it over in the Landy! :D


"The new Skoda might be able to tell you were to go, but your wife will tell you where to stick it when you bring it home..."

[VladTepes]

There are some rippers here ! Keep em coming !

[Garry]

Despite installing 14 GPS devices in his Skoda, Henry still couldn't find a way of avoiding the Ipswich Motorway.

:Rolling: very good

[Rudolf]

Wife: "Turn left!"
Husband: "Why?"

[LR2Luver]

Skoda's new test equipment. They couldn't decide which direction to take on styling...........

[HangOver]

is 6 months long enough for this thread/comp? :angel:

[allan62]

Where?:mad::mad:

[allan62]

Are we there yet ?

[dullbird]

COMP IS NOW CLOSED!!!!!!

Vlad will be announcing the winner shortly. However judging by this comp that could be in 6 months :lol2:

[Scouse]

Bummer. I just thought of a good caption too :(.