cucinadio
2nd April 2009, 02:12 PM
For years now lve been using the term "Diesel Fitter" to describe myself or some else that does or says something stuipd...it stemmed from this joke thought i would share it with you .....:D
Paddy & Mick worked together in St. John's, Newfoundland and were both laid off.
So off they went to the unemployment office together.
When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies cotton panties and tongs".
The clerk looked up panty stitcher on his computer and finding it classified as unskilled labour, and gave him $80.00 a week unemployment pay.
Mick was next in, and when asked his occupation, replied, "Diesel Fitter". Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick $160.00 a week.
When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained "Panty Stitchers are unskilled and Diesel Fitter's are skilled labour".
What skill? Yelled Paddy." I sew da elastic on da panties and tongs; Mick puts 'em over his head and says:
"Yep, diesel fitter .........."
cheers
Paddy & Mick worked together in St. John's, Newfoundland and were both laid off.
So off they went to the unemployment office together.
When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies cotton panties and tongs".
The clerk looked up panty stitcher on his computer and finding it classified as unskilled labour, and gave him $80.00 a week unemployment pay.
Mick was next in, and when asked his occupation, replied, "Diesel Fitter". Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick $160.00 a week.
When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained "Panty Stitchers are unskilled and Diesel Fitter's are skilled labour".
What skill? Yelled Paddy." I sew da elastic on da panties and tongs; Mick puts 'em over his head and says:
"Yep, diesel fitter .........."
cheers